Will You Press The Button?

duckbutt9 years ago

being a viking without raiding is like living without life, it is impossible

SnowJohn7 years ago

Moast vikings were farmers and tanners

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dudebro1019 years ago

Key word is raids only nothing about conquest

SexyPandaSoldier9 years ago

so nothing changed..?

knocking screen9 years ago

No you can't go on raids

Rin Wu12 years ago

Soo... basically Hiccup then..

StrudelCutie44275 years ago

Sorry. To clarify, the How to Train Your Dragon movies are worse than the Percy Jackson and Artemis Fowl movies.

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InfinityOffical7 years ago

That means you would be safe in dangerous areas

writerfriend7 years ago

Vikings didn't have toilet paper no thanks

luna123437 years ago

There never said we could not have dragons heheh

Gestusultumus7 years ago

with toothless

Whocares3518 years ago

Vikings were the warrior class of the Nordic people you can't be a Viking and not raid

cheesegal9 years ago

Why do I want to give up my life family, friends, and all the technology we have just to become a viking (especially one that can't go on raids).

James Majdali12 years ago

best period-piece-sit-com idea ever

GunnerKimberlin7 years ago

With my little eye I spy a lot of uneducated people.

blc_abc9 years ago

Who gives a shit? Irish accent!

LordRobchesterVII9 years ago

No worries, I'll just stay on my ship and sing Scandinavian folk songs

Gabrielisme9 years ago

I WANT TO SLAUGHTER DOE

Nagatodude8 months ago

To go a Viking... Is to go out to pillage and plunder....... You are not a Viking without that... Question is entirely redundant.

Globby10 years ago

But a) Vikings don't have dragons, they don't exist und B) No wi-fi!

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago

where"s the upside?

TheRealHville7 years ago

Simple, be Norwegian or Danish and you are already a viking.

Talos12 years ago

Fuck you too

Imagination warrior9 years ago

*sniffs* it's finally my time to shine

the_pikmin_king9 years ago

Vikings can starve. like the rest of us but easier for them to starve.

Majin_Snake9 years ago

Best part not included, I want to kill peasants, burn houses and rape girls!

BenMiller7 years ago

Lame Lamep

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PortalWALL-E8 years ago

Do i get a dragon?

DarkShark1279 years ago

I don't wanna be a viking, screw horn helmets, plus I hate the sea.

The_Doctor207588 years ago

Then you"re just a civilian in a plague filled time. What"s the fun in that?

Kingsaladnoob9 years ago

Booooooooring

SigurdCiaran4 years ago

already one 😎😎😎

XxSkellyJackxX10 years ago

That's okay, I'll just ride a dragon. <3 Toothless

Shalundor9 years ago

Then whats the point of being a viking

Matt Gatera12 years ago

I heard their parties were the best !

sayomina009 years ago

Vikings = Norwegian = Scandinavian = Loki. Pushes button. I can be a stay at home mother

Warwilliam17 years ago

So being a farmer in cold ass weather

Loophole man9 years ago

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Warrior9 years ago

Nope I'm a warrior.

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