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Be a viking
but
Never be able to go on raids
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duckbutt 11 years ago
being a viking without raiding is like living without life, it is impossible

Button_masher1 6 months ago
Waffle911. I know this is not my fight and you were here 9 years ago but fuck you bitch, go read a history book
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dudebro101 11 years ago
Key word is raids only nothing about conquest

SexyPandaSoldier 10 years ago
so nothing changed..?

knocking screen 10 years ago
No you can't go on raids

Rin Wu 13 years ago
Soo... basically Hiccup then..

StrudelCutie4427 6 years ago
Sorry. To clarify, the How to Train Your Dragon movies are worse than the Percy Jackson and Artemis Fowl movies.
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InfinityOffical 8 years ago
That means you would be safe in dangerous areas

writerfriend 8 years ago
Vikings didn't have toilet paper no thanks

luna12343 8 years ago
There never said we could not have dragons heheh

Gestusultumus 9 years ago
with toothless

Whocares351 9 years ago
Vikings were the warrior class of the Nordic people you can't be a Viking and not raid

cheesegal 11 years ago
Why do I want to give up my life family, friends, and all the technology we have just to become a viking (especially one that can't go on raids).

James Majdali 13 years ago
best period-piece-sit-com idea ever

the_pikmin_king 11 years ago
Vikings can starve. like the rest of us but easier for them to starve.

TheRealHville 8 years ago
Simple, be Norwegian or Danish and you are already a viking.

Talos 13 years ago
Fuck you too

Imagination warrior 10 years ago
*sniffs* it's finally my time to shine

BenMiller 9 years ago
Lame Lamep

Majin_Snake 10 years ago
Best part not included, I want to kill peasants, burn houses and rape girls!

DarkShark127 11 years ago
I don't wanna be a viking, screw horn helmets, plus I hate the sea.

BlueExorcist 11 years ago
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PortalWALL-E 9 years ago
Do i get a dragon?

SigurdCiaran 6 years ago
already one 😎😎😎

XxSkellyJackxX 12 years ago
That's okay, I'll just ride a dragon. <3 Toothless

The_Doctor20758 10 years ago
Then you"re just a civilian in a plague filled time. What"s the fun in that?

Kingsaladnoob 11 years ago
Booooooooring

sayomina00 10 years ago
Vikings = Norwegian = Scandinavian = Loki. Pushes button. I can be a stay at home mother

Shalundor 11 years ago
Then whats the point of being a viking

Matt Gatera 13 years ago
I heard their parties were the best !

Warrior 11 years ago
Nope I'm a warrior.

Warwilliam1 9 years ago
So being a farmer in cold ass weather

Loophole man 10 years ago
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Al12eksi03 9 years ago
Middle ages, here i come!

EASPoRts7 9 months ago
I’d do that

ElementInsanity 11 years ago
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I'llDieSomeDay 11 years ago
It doesn't say you can't kill people, so I pressed the button.

Cj Mcbride 13 years ago
Olaf the pacifist viking

Nosaj 10 years ago
I can still participate in major battles

WineAndDineAndEatADime 9 years ago
You realize this question cancels out itself, the definition of a Viking is someone who raids or burglarizes a town or village

IsHARI 10 years ago
But viking means 'raider' so it's like being a robber without being able to rob or being a guitarist without being able to play guitar. Wat.

GBvX 11 years ago
I don't even want to be a viking

Mokayla6789 11 years ago
No what will denmark do without me?

useless_account 11 years ago
This question might as well say: "Be a bankrobber, but never rob a bank." or "Be a pirate, but never plunder a ship". It doesn't make sense.

TheArkerportian 9 years ago
This makes no sense. Being a Viking is defined by going on raids. Not just any northerner.

greaterfiend 5 years ago
Never been a fan of vikings.

SomebodyElse.Com 12 years ago
you're basically like the actual nordic people

MixxC 10 years ago
upside?

marlyaus 11 years ago
U will get raided any way other bikings will fight u

Diane Vink 13 years ago
Then what's the point of being a viking?!

BlueZombz 10 years ago
FUS RO DAH!!!

Kevin_Skjevelnes 11 years ago
Im Norwegian so Im a smacking viking! (not actually)

Christcrusader33 8 years ago
Isnt raiding what makes a Viking a Viking. If they didnt raid they would just be Norse.
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