Gain ulimited amounts of knowlege
but
Spend the rest of your life not relating to anyone (feel lonely)
I will not


Maharid7 months ago
I already have the cons, press.

235x012 months ago
So I have the knowledge to become omnipotent.

BlazoBoom9 years ago
I have ulimited amounts of knowledge. Wait a minute... Then why did I misspell that word???

Tjones8 years ago
Button racisim might affect you soon

bxballer9 years ago
HERE IN MY GARAGE KNOWLEDGE

Ravenclaw-4-life8 years ago
This is me already

MajorMomHappy8 years ago
Mind if I.. Slytherin?

Carliux068 years ago
This guy didn't have infinite knowledge if he spelt unlimited ulimited

Cody Cooper12 years ago
soo, like i already live?

Architect7 years ago
Damn straight.
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Eleven-x7 years ago
Well I don't have friends anyway so...

Winwi7 years ago
Hello Moon Dancers

KenJen64208 years ago
You make being an introvert sound like a bad thing. Being Asocial is awesome there"s not as much drama from others

GremlinsWrath8 years ago
Live on top of a mountain and grow a beard. People now visit the lonely old hermit atop a mountain for knowledge. Sounds Ideal

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
i'll just use my unlimited knowledge to find a loophole

Laekyn_hilt7 years ago
So trueeee
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Macy Ordoña12 years ago
Already feeling lonely so why not?

Mady Griffin12 years ago
wow, it deduced Sherlock...

Fedxftw8 years ago
No. It didn't you idiot. Sherlock has nothing close to unlimited knowledge and doesn't FEEL lonely as he has mild autism.

cockers4 months ago
if i have unlimited knowledge, then i know hwo to not feel lonely

timamena10 years ago
i am bill cipher baby WHY WOULD I TELL ANYONE?

MegaMarijn8 years ago
At least with knowledge I can spell right

fyjuul9 years ago
i dont relate to anyone already, so all i do is gain knowledge, hmu

kobekobe9 years ago
ill just get a pet

MouseGirl3 years ago
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asdflol10 years ago
NONONOONONONNONOON WHAT WAS THINKING THIS GUY

iYukayyo9 years ago
That wouldn't make anything worse...

Nico37 years ago
Ulimited? Really?

Gund7 years ago
Already lonely

europeanonion9 years ago
So, knowledge and nothing changes?

Sajit10 years ago
What is "Ulimited" DKLASDNASIKLDAWSDS

CheapSheep9 years ago
Gawd, learn spelling XD

AlmondKatKitlast year
Knowing everything in the world won't make you happy if you don't have a shoulder to lean on

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
Well fuck everyone else I'm Sherlock

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago
This is me already, now I just have the power to find dragons. fuck yes.

MrBananaMan4 years ago
sorry i like being slightly dumb

Dayna Morris12 years ago
Sherlock must have pressed this one

CrazyLilFangirl8 years ago
Basically the Doctor

Amanda Tougas12 years ago
Too late

Tbolinger769 years ago
So... Like now but with more knowledge? Move over Hawking

Fffreakywolf9 years ago
You can play on Xbox right??

youarereadingthisname9 years ago
i dont think you are related to dogs right? im going to die alone with 90 dogs

Donderpants10 years ago
ulimited amount of knowlege? I don't really care how much knowlege I have. Maybe for Knowledge.

giddy3 years ago
Bro I can just make friends

Astro10 years ago
Write everything down and mail it somewhere. You dont have to relate to anyone for that.

DumbButtonPresser5928 years ago
i dont care im pretty lonley anyway

Goobier19 years ago
Whats the point of infinite knowledge if you cant do anything with it because you have noone to share it with?

Philosorapetor8 years ago
With infinite knowledge, u may know how to seduce a man (or woman, of course) and then how ro never feel alone. If u are alone, then the only reason is that you KNOW friendship is useless/ u choose to be alone . So, you are happy. Great.

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TheMagicPotato476 years ago
Hell yea. I"d have tons of cool stories and dilemmas to tell.

Pippa Burdis12 years ago
The person who wrote this clearly didn't press the button... *unlimited *knowledge

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VoidSquid7 years ago
This is literally me

Bigtimersh59 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/342599

Happyhaby8 years ago
My names christian
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