Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???
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xXZoMg15Xx11 years ago
Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping!
Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases
SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown
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Trevor Dunstan Trotto13 years ago
yes because this makes complete sense!
Watermelonman8 years ago
Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"...[Show full comment]
Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine
PUSH THE BUTTON
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Saul Hipster Ramsay13 years ago
Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!
running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t
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battalion wars 11 years ago
My bones shall not explode
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Frendlyspesr9 years ago
I don’t jump I push the ground down
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PressDaButton3539 years ago
What the-
I don't understand...
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Kodi the Brony11 years ago
But, your bones are indestructible...
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nobigdeal10 years ago
I thought they were indestructible
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Princessnikoru11 years ago
I love jumping at my bones(?
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amarzu10 years ago
Did someone suffer a stroke right before they wrote this?
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Venonymous9 years ago
then theyre not indestructible
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chaoslord11 years ago
I did or did i
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Su_Lian_Balllast year
既然都坚不可摧了,那我不就成为不死的苦力怕了?那我直接去靖国神厕先跳十下
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stallison1210 years ago
Well thats not right my bones are supposed to be indestructible
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dragonontheweb11 years ago
I love being contradicting don't you hate it.
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JelloBoi10 years ago
Take the oh no train to Heck no city
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Kamiko_12346 years ago
You mean i'll become Deku
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Blerbfacer11 years ago
Think of jumping as hopping
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404-error-exe-notresponding9 years ago
Your bones would be fine. But you body wont
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Cosmical10 years ago
Whoever wrote this button thing is an idiot
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XBusterDragonSummoner8 years ago
then what"s the point of indestructible bones?!
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leffelhufpaint11 years ago
But your bones are indestructible...... wtf that makes sense.
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~Wave~length~11 years ago
Umm... but they're invincible...
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Peti9 years ago
so no running?
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Watermelonman10 years ago
"Don't jump, you have so much to live for!" " ...he"s not even on a roof..." "if i explained you wouldn't believe me."
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Luke Turner-Dilling13 years ago
Metal.
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nickthenoob132110 years ago
The bones are indestructible
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KawaiiKira10 years ago
That makes sense. "In other news, Hannalori has jumped lie an idiot... Her INDESTRUCTABLE bones have exploded! She"s a damn idiot!!!" -CNN News, 8:29 PM 12/26/2016
Oh, and....
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spidergirl109 years ago
THIS MAKES NO SENCE
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Bindi11 years ago
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DukeofDumDum8 years ago
This que needs a comma!
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18mad0111 years ago
WTF? Who came up with this shit?! It make absolutely no fucking sense at all!
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WhizzyWhazza9 years ago
I what... I just... Let me read that again please
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Loloiloil11 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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ECGaming9510 years ago
they never mentioned anything about pogo sticks
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Greatcat10 years ago
If they are indestructible, then it would just send a Shockwave through you.
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6Demonic6Killer611 years ago
Well, they might explode but since their indestructible they'll be perfectly fine.
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