Will You Press The Button?

cn_mo 23 days ago

谁干的

minimegaman090 2 years ago

the bones explode, but don't get destroyed? sounds cool

PerDaDer 11 years ago

Alright who the fuck wrote this

Zeddy 9 years ago

Mhe.

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Firestorm 9 years ago

Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???

xXZoMg15Xx 11 years ago

Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping! Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases

Het_Beest 8 years ago

Didnt jump tho

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FuckinLogicz 11 years ago

SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown

Trevor Dunstan Trotto 13 years ago

yes because this makes complete sense!

Watermelonman 8 years ago

Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"... [Show full comment]

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doyle 9 years ago

That would be hilarious

Master_Morphicz 9 years ago

Ignore the word at

High on Potassium 10 years ago

ALLAHU AKBAR *skips down hallway and detonates*

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

That's what she said!

Mama-Noot-Noot 9 years ago

I NEED TO PLAY KINECT DANCE CENRAL THREE!!!!!!

LupusAlatus 10 years ago

Wtf? Um, author, HOWTHEFUCKDOESTHISMAKEANYSENSE?!?

jenny_cat13 10 years ago

Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine PUSH THE BUTTON

Saul Hipster Ramsay 13 years ago

Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!

TheMightyEelektrossLuke 8 years ago

💥 my exact thoughts

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MegaGamerMax1 11 years ago

running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t

battalion wars 11 years ago

My bones shall not explode

Frendlyspesr 9 years ago

I don’t jump I push the ground down

PressDaButton353 9 years ago

What the- I don't understand...

MichelleOpoku 9 years ago

I love jumping I will not

Brave_lil_toast 11 years ago

But ur bones are indestructible how would they explode

bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago

so they"re not indestructible

Jackson Gunelson 13 years ago

Use your super strength arms to launch yourself everywhere

burgerlord 10 years ago

Your bones are indestructible... Jumping makes your bones explode... We live in a world of lies and false advertising.

Cookiedoe223 10 years ago

nope not happening im a cheerleader i would be dead by now

Dalongname 5 years ago

Ah yes, i can break steel with my bare hands and fall off of mount Everest 100% ok but cant do a bunny hop of the ground.

swaggermacswagster 11 years ago

bye bye trampoline

CODEX07 9 years ago

Just don't jump

swegseth 11 years ago

I'm probably gonna forget I can't jump...

Jeh247 8 years ago

If the bones are “indestructible” then how can they explode

zumishidozi 11 years ago

So....my bones are indestructibles but if i jump the explode.....easy cut your legs without touching bones and hace metal legs its not jump :b

Lodestar324 11 years ago

It doesn't how how you jump, it could be with your rib cage

Bobijawsome 10 years ago

Since my bones are indestructible it will just make me go higher

TheSoulofJoy 10 years ago

This would"ve been okay to push the button, since you"re bones ARE indestructible. But you"d be dead anyway, since the rest of your body was blown to pieces. If you were a skeleton dude/dudet that wears a blue jacket and has magical telekinetic powers, press the button.

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

I will use my super strength to destroy this horrible grammar.

Dolfy 10 years ago

id love exploding bones

pmel 10 years ago

that's what he said

AFatGoat 9 years ago

So pretty much I become hulk and a nukes baby

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

quick healing from other buttons. and i can be a great soldier. run, jump explode, and heal.

JPV 2 years ago

ok, sounds cool, but: 1. when in your life have you ever jumped 2. the bones are indestructible, so they just blow up your muscles and organs? BADASS

pwasome 10 years ago

this doesn't make sense, are they not indestructible?

Thelosttraveler 9 years ago

how are they indestructible if you merely jump they explode???? LOOPHOLE???????

crazybirdkid 10 years ago

I can physics

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

I'll just carry c4 charges with me and use them to launch myself, I didn't jump! and if I come to a ledge I'll just step off it instead of jumping off