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You gain super strength and indestructible bones
but
if you jump at all your bones will explode
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cn_mo 3 days ago
谁干的

minimegaman090 2 years ago
the bones explode, but don't get destroyed? sounds cool

PerDaDer 11 years ago
Alright who the fuck wrote this

Zeddy 9 years ago
Mhe.
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Firestorm 9 years ago
Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???

xXZoMg15Xx 11 years ago
Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping! Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases

Het_Beest 8 years ago
Didnt jump tho
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FuckinLogicz 11 years ago
SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown

Trevor Dunstan Trotto 13 years ago
yes because this makes complete sense!

Watermelonman 8 years ago
Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"... [Show full comment]
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doyle 9 years ago
That would be hilarious

Master_Morphicz 9 years ago
Ignore the word at

High on Potassium 10 years ago
ALLAHU AKBAR *skips down hallway and detonates*

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
That's what she said!

Mama-Noot-Noot 9 years ago
I NEED TO PLAY KINECT DANCE CENRAL THREE!!!!!!

LupusAlatus 10 years ago
Wtf? Um, author, HOWTHEFUCKDOESTHISMAKEANYSENSE?!?

jenny_cat13 10 years ago
Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine PUSH THE BUTTON

Saul Hipster Ramsay 13 years ago
Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!

TheMightyEelektrossLuke 8 years ago
💥 my exact thoughts
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MegaGamerMax1 11 years ago
running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t

battalion wars 11 years ago
My bones shall not explode

Frendlyspesr 9 years ago
I don’t jump I push the ground down

PressDaButton353 9 years ago
What the- I don't understand...

Kodi the Brony 11 years ago
But, your bones are indestructible...

nobigdeal 10 years ago
I thought they were indestructible

Princessnikoru 11 years ago
I love jumping at my bones(?

amarzu 10 years ago
Did someone suffer a stroke right before they wrote this?

Venonymous 9 years ago
then theyre not indestructible

chaoslord 11 years ago
I did or did i

Su_Lian_Ball last year
既然都坚不可摧了,那我不就成为不死的苦力怕了?那我直接去靖国神厕先跳十下

stallison12 10 years ago
Well thats not right my bones are supposed to be indestructible

dragonontheweb 11 years ago
I love being contradicting don't you hate it.

JelloBoi 10 years ago
Take the oh no train to Heck no city

Kamiko_1234 6 years ago
You mean i'll become Deku

Blerbfacer 11 years ago
Think of jumping as hopping

404-error-exe-notresponding 9 years ago
Your bones would be fine. But you body wont

Cosmical 10 years ago
Whoever wrote this button thing is an idiot

XBusterDragonSummoner 8 years ago
then what"s the point of indestructible bones?!

leffelhufpaint 11 years ago
But your bones are indestructible...... wtf that makes sense.

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago
Umm... but they're invincible...

Peti 9 years ago
so no running?

Watermelonman 10 years ago
"Don't jump, you have so much to live for!" " ...he"s not even on a roof..." "if i explained you wouldn't believe me."

Luke Turner-Dilling 13 years ago
Metal.

nickthenoob1321 10 years ago
The bones are indestructible

KawaiiKira 10 years ago
That makes sense. "In other news, Hannalori has jumped lie an idiot... Her INDESTRUCTABLE bones have exploded! She"s a damn idiot!!!" -CNN News, 8:29 PM 12/26/2016 Oh, and.... in·de·struct·i·ble [ˌindəˈstrəktəb(ə)l] ADJECTIVE not able to be destroye... [Show full comment]

spidergirl10 9 years ago
THIS MAKES NO SENCE

Bindi 11 years ago
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DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
This que needs a comma!

18mad01 11 years ago
WTF? Who came up with this shit?! It make absolutely no fucking sense at all!

WhizzyWhazza 9 years ago
I what... I just... Let me read that again please

Loloiloil 11 years ago
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ECGaming95 10 years ago
they never mentioned anything about pogo sticks

Greatcat 10 years ago
If they are indestructible, then it would just send a Shockwave through you.

6Demonic6Killer6 11 years ago
Well, they might explode but since their indestructible they'll be perfectly fine.
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