Will You Press The Button?

You're a virgin for the rest of your life

but

You have an unlimited amount of warm pizza for the rest of your life

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pixelBagel 11 years ago

Me, an asexual: *FUVCKING SLAMS THE BUTTON*

Harry212 last year

me too

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Satoru_Gojo last year

Dawg, cold pizza is good too

emmytown 11 years ago

Asexuals laugh as they shove pizza into their mouths in the distance.

Timelypat 9 years ago

Oh boy here we go...

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Achim Hofvenschiold 11 years ago

HELL YEAH PIZZA!!! BORING 60% OF PEOPLE WHO WANTS TO GET LAID!!! JUST MASTURBATE SON!

GalacticVoid 5 years ago

lactose intolerance people be like.

Weesnaw_Brother3 10 years ago

Hurray, no sex AND diabetes. Why dont you just shoot me in the dick?

Mech57 9 years ago

Warm pizza? WARM? Get that gay ass "WARM" pizza out of my face hoe

Filip Kalny 13 years ago

SO nothing changes and I get pizza...im in

I8gum 3 years ago

Same

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Pashipasha 9 years ago

So I solve world hunger and get a protection against rape... Sounds good. I like pizza.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

Best. Fucking. Button. Ever.

CODEX07 9 years ago

Ok, makes sense

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Moomoothecow 9 years ago

*solves world hunger*

StormyAnne 9 years ago

One word: oral

LucaArdelean 9 years ago

So u would rather get fat that being able to get a family

IWinzBro 10 years ago

Not worth it

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago

😢😢😢😢SOOOO HAAAARRRDDD WHAT TO DO .......NO SEX OR PIZZA

TorrentialChaos 3 years ago

Beltrixity I like your pfp

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Missinglink42 11 years ago

Didn't say anything about foreplay and buttsects

Winged_Creature 11 years ago

Lol well this is very good for me!

Hatched Ender Dragon 10 years ago

What the hell are you

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mlglol223 11 years ago

I fucking hate pizza and I'm not gonna die as a fucking virgin you bastard.

Balto_Husky 11 years ago

I'm not a virgin anymore, so I would become suddenly vigin again?

darthgumby 12 years ago

I can get my own pizza. And still have sex. Why take one away?

Jack Seage 13 years ago

..... did they create this backward, or do they just hate pizza.....

Lior-the-kebab 4 years ago

Wow i didn't even notice

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JosÃ© Daniel Caballero 13 years ago

you can always fap xD

verynicetree 5 years ago

@Logic2.0 seems kinda sus.

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The Dark Tosser 12 years ago

On one hand, unicorns approach me. On the other, I remain skinny. These are the tough choices people!

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

IDK about them,but I am the one who knocks :)

sub2MrmcgamesYT 6 years ago

bruh there is literally no downside

tiltobias 11 years ago

Pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rocket 9 years ago

Don't have to go near other people and pizza? Hell yes!

YesIWill 11 years ago

Anal?

-insertclichename- 8 years ago

Cheese before being pleased

DEsmond_5412 11 years ago

I don't like pizza that much. But breaking the rules of physics with unlimited anything is always tempting. I do not however, core for eternal virginity. I did not press the button, even though unlimited combustible pizza would mean an unlimited supply of ... [Show full comment]

AJ press 11 years ago

I don't understand

JamesJay 10 years ago

There is no pizza worth pussy

Lynn Ollerdisse 13 years ago

Aromantic Okay

SomethingAmazing 9 years ago

*Slammes button and then starts eating pizza* I LOVE ADOPTION

Jaj 10 years ago

What about the gay people tho, does that count for them ?

Anastasia Averina 13 years ago

Y NAUT ?

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

i don't like pizza, it either has too much cheese or too much tomato sauce

Lionel_Messi 11 years ago

U will eventually get sick off pizza

that one guy who lives across the street 11 years ago

We can still eat other stuff.

Sydnoo 10 years ago

Screw sex!

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

Are trying to be punny?

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Already not a virgin.

grua28 11 years ago

Be a pushredbutomfilic, exitacion to press a red buttom!!!!!!!!1

AquaGurl 9 years ago

Is there a downside here?

SugarBuneary23 12 years ago

this is good, because i'm asexual and I love pizza

TheMEMES 8 years ago

ahh i am a male ......

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

Ya got them mixed up a bit.

Elisa Niomi Moore 13 years ago

lmao oh

diamondsword114 2 years ago

可我是男的

WolfyLover510 11 years ago

downpoint?????

HectorBerlioz 8 years ago

I am spared,cuz I don’t care

Queen Turkeygirl 10 years ago

No downside

midnight711 12 years ago

I think theh wrote the question the opposite way shouldent the one on the top be on the bottom and the bottom on the top

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