Will You Press The Button?

You're a virgin for the rest of your life

but

You have an unlimited amount of warm pizza for the rest of your life

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pixelBagel8 years ago

Me, an asexual: *FUVCKING SLAMS THE BUTTON*

TorrentialChaos10 months ago

Same here!

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emmytown8 years ago

Asexuals laugh as they shove pizza into their mouths in the distance.

Timelypat7 years ago

Oh boy here we go...

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Achim Hofvenschiold8 years ago

HELL YEAH PIZZA!!! BORING 60% OF PEOPLE WHO WANTS TO GET LAID!!! JUST MASTURBATE SON!

Pashipasha6 years ago

So I solve world hunger and get a protection against rape... Sounds good. I like pizza.

Moomoothecow7 years ago

*solves world hunger*

ST3ALTHY7 years ago

😢😢😢😢SOOOO HAAAARRRDDD WHAT TO DO .......NO SEX OR PIZZA

TorrentialChaos10 months ago

Beltrixity I like your pfp

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Weesnaw_Brother38 years ago

Hurray, no sex AND diabetes. Why dont you just shoot me in the dick?

Filip Kalny11 years ago

SO nothing changes and I get pizza...im in

I8gum10 months ago

Same

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Mech576 years ago

Warm pizza? WARM? Get that gay ass "WARM" pizza out of my face hoe

Queen Turkeygirl8 years ago

No downside

Sydnoo8 years ago

Screw sex!

ThePaulDude2 years ago

Are trying to be punny?

Winged_Creature8 years ago

Lol well this is very good for me!

Hatched Ender Dragon8 years ago

What the hell are you

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Jack Seage11 years ago

..... did they create this backward, or do they just hate pizza.....

Lior-the-kebablast year

Wow i didn't even notice

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JosÃ© Daniel Caballero11 years ago

you can always fap xD

verynicetree3 years ago

@Logic2.0 seems kinda sus.

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tits_as_pb!8 years ago

Just because you always remain virgin doesnt mean you cant have sex. Like if the Vagina of the girl cant break so she would remain virgin while having sex

Fedxftw7 years ago

You are so stupid....

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EzAfTpada6 years ago

but I'm already not a virgin how does this apply to me

mlglol2238 years ago

I fucking hate pizza and I'm not gonna die as a fucking virgin you bastard.

LucaArdelean7 years ago

So u would rather get fat that being able to get a family

Jeremy Richardson11 years ago

For some of us it's far too late to push that button. Especially if you're married or engaged... The pizza... I'll never have unlimited pizza...

The Howling Wolf6 years ago

Best. Fucking. Button. Ever.

CODEX076 years ago

Ok, makes sense

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Dk_the_gr88 years ago

i´d get really tired of pizza, so probably not

[email protected]7 years ago

Give my pizza

Diana Tolentino11 years ago

No downside. You're a virgin for the rest of your life, and you have an unlimited amount of warm pizza for the rest of my life. What more could you ask?

Fluffy262 years ago

Can't go wrong with pizza

reece rooney 8 years ago

Sperm donation

Pokedude6178 years ago

To late

XDLMAO3 years ago

FREE PIZZA SIGN ME UP

bakara_chan 8 years ago

Why pizza

toxic-reaper8 years ago

u take that back pizza is the best

TRAVI5S-THE-TERROR-OF-DEATH7 years ago

PIZZA OVER SEX!? I"M OKAY WITH THAT BUT I ALREADY HAD SEX DAMMIT!! :"(

echothemutekitten9 years ago

PIZZA IS LIFE

Epicgaming0385 years ago

Switch the downside and the upside

carolinacuestaq8 years ago

Pizza is love, pizza is life

PuppyGamerz7 years ago

Ahem. Lactose intolerant

Jillster410 years ago

PIZZA!

phanisprobsreal8 years ago

An asexual's dream

GrungyXboxpro7 years ago

im against not being a virgin for my life i dont want a girlfreind wife etc...

Gerardo H. Cordero11 years ago

Mmm pizza :3

Sesna8 years ago

Asexual

Animus_RainWing_SandWing_Hybrid6 years ago

"You"re choosing between friends, _______!"

Sharpskull8 years ago

i do not eat pizza so ... HELL NO!

TeamAwesomeness2 years ago

How is unlimited pizza a downside?

Chief_Eagle8 years ago

virginty is a not a real thing i can have sex and claim i still have it then pizza time

Teamgrumpycatfan7 years ago

Who needs sex? I get to throw, eat and share with freinds!

scheuerman9 years ago

Deadarrow: Kill yourself

Smab8 years ago

no downside

Ahmad Iksi11 years ago

PPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Iwasnotaware7 years ago

And who wouldn't push this button?

SstealtH9 years ago

Will I get my virginity back?

jshaw718 years ago

Warm pizza? not to be picky, but...

DennisCA3 years ago

Wait! I can stop being virgin?

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