Will You Press The Button?

You're a virgin for the rest of your life

but

You have an unlimited amount of warm pizza for the rest of your life

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pixelBagel9 years ago

Me, an asexual: *FUVCKING SLAMS THE BUTTON*

Pineapplecokkies2 months ago

same here

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emmytown9 years ago

Asexuals laugh as they shove pizza into their mouths in the distance.

Timelypat8 years ago

Oh boy here we go...

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Achim Hofvenschiold9 years ago

HELL YEAH PIZZA!!! BORING 60% OF PEOPLE WHO WANTS TO GET LAID!!! JUST MASTURBATE SON!

GalacticVoid4 years ago

lactose intolerance people be like.

Weesnaw_Brother39 years ago

Hurray, no sex AND diabetes. Why dont you just shoot me in the dick?

Mech577 years ago

Warm pizza? WARM? Get that gay ass "WARM" pizza out of my face hoe

Filip Kalny12 years ago

SO nothing changes and I get pizza...im in

I8gum2 years ago

Same

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Pashipasha7 years ago

So I solve world hunger and get a protection against rape... Sounds good. I like pizza.

The Howling Wolf7 years ago

Best. Fucking. Button. Ever.

CODEX077 years ago

Ok, makes sense

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Moomoothecow7 years ago

*solves world hunger*

StormyAnne8 years ago

One word: oral

LucaArdelean8 years ago

So u would rather get fat that being able to get a family

IWinzBro8 years ago

Not worth it

ST3ALTHY8 years ago

😢😢😢😢SOOOO HAAAARRRDDD WHAT TO DO .......NO SEX OR PIZZA

TorrentialChaos2 years ago

Beltrixity I like your pfp

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Missinglink42 9 years ago

Didn't say anything about foreplay and buttsects

Winged_Creature9 years ago

Lol well this is very good for me!

Hatched Ender Dragon9 years ago

What the hell are you

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mlglol2239 years ago

I fucking hate pizza and I'm not gonna die as a fucking virgin you bastard.

Balto_Husky9 years ago

I'm not a virgin anymore, so I would become suddenly vigin again?

darthgumby11 years ago

I can get my own pizza. And still have sex. Why take one away?

Jack Seage12 years ago

..... did they create this backward, or do they just hate pizza.....

Lior-the-kebab2 years ago

Wow i didn't even notice

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JosÃ© Daniel Caballero12 years ago

you can always fap xD

verynicetree4 years ago

@Logic2.0 seems kinda sus.

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SomethingAmazing7 years ago

*Slammes button and then starts eating pizza* I LOVE ADOPTION

Jaj8 years ago

What about the gay people tho, does that count for them ?

Anastasia Averina12 years ago

Y NAUT ?

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

i don't like pizza, it either has too much cheese or too much tomato sauce

Lionel_Messi9 years ago

U will eventually get sick off pizza

that one guy who lives across the street9 years ago

We can still eat other stuff.

Sydnoo9 years ago

Screw sex!

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Are trying to be punny?

greaterfiend4 years ago

Already not a virgin.

grua289 years ago

Be a pushredbutomfilic, exitacion to press a red buttom!!!!!!!!1

AquaGurl8 years ago

Is there a downside here?

SugarBuneary2310 years ago

this is good, because i'm asexual and I love pizza

TheMEMES7 years ago

ahh i am a male ......

MNITIMMY9 years ago

Ya got them mixed up a bit.

Elisa Niomi Moore12 years ago

lmao oh

diamondsword1148 months ago

可我是男的

WolfyLover5109 years ago

downpoint?????

HectorBerlioz7 years ago

I am spared,cuz I don’t care

Queen Turkeygirl9 years ago

No downside

midnight71110 years ago

I think theh wrote the question the opposite way shouldent the one on the top be on the bottom and the bottom on the top

GameRaven139 years ago

Seeing as I already lost my virginity, I can't stay one the rest of my life. XD So yes, I shall press this.

lu_jess_jk4 years ago

Gimme burgers and I’ll reconsider it

lexiblackandwhite1239 years ago

FUCK YA PIZZA!!!!

tits_as_pb!9 years ago

Just because you always remain virgin doesnt mean you cant have sex. Like if the Vagina of the girl cant break so she would remain virgin while having sex

Fedxftw8 years ago

You are so stupid....

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EzAfTpada7 years ago

but I'm already not a virgin how does this apply to me

Dk_the_gr89 years ago

i´d get really tired of pizza, so probably not

[email protected]8 years ago

Give my pizza

Pokedude6179 years ago

To late

TRAVI5S-THE-TERROR-OF-DEATH8 years ago

PIZZA OVER SEX!? I"M OKAY WITH THAT BUT I ALREADY HAD SEX DAMMIT!! :"(

carolinacuestaq9 years ago

Pizza is love, pizza is life

PuppyGamerz8 years ago

Ahem. Lactose intolerant

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