The cure for cancer is discovered
but
It is found during your autopsy, after having died of cancer.
I will not


Migdin18 years ago
41555 people have already done it, no need to press it

Jen Long12 years ago
Already have cancer. Bring it on, motherfuckers.

Yeti60162 years ago
Same ur not special
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lexie15159 years ago
I pressed the button, but eventually cancer can mutate to become immune to the cure, so the cure would only work for a little, but become harder to find another cure after this one.But to save even a few lives is worth it

StormyAnne8 years ago
xXX_n00bslayer_XXx You"re partially right. Most human cells have a limited number of times they can replicate before they die completely. Cancer stems from a genetic mutation in a cell that removes this aspect or changes it in some way as to where the cell...[Show full comment]
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Abadona_from_Undertale8 years ago
I have cancer. Im waiting for that cure.

Panifex7 years ago
I'm sorry that had to happen to you and your family

Charlene Ergina12 years ago
Cancer is literally like, "If I'm going down, your selfless ass is going down with me."

DarkMatter9 years ago
Totally

Death_Hope8 years ago
At least they found a cure for everyone else

Fatel7778 years ago
6666

Xbox Dailies9 years ago
#Sacrufice

Ben Harvey12 years ago
See, here's the problem with the cure for cancer. As soon as it's discovered, it will be destroyed. Rich corporations don't want people to have a one-time payment to cure their loved ones cancer; instead, they multiple large payments over a long period of time. So, the cure would be worthless.

Traptdemon3 years ago
People would make a fortune by selling the cure than supressing it. If they get cancer again the same solution would be the same outcome.
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pizzakitty9 years ago
26% selfish people :(

KB19889 years ago
All for the good of mankind.

Arthurboyz18 years ago
World may be evil, but rotten robbie must go on!

Brycicle10 years ago
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BobMaester8 years ago
I am selfish he he he...I need help, please

ShadowSpringtrap24109 years ago
There's already but theres a time limit when u can have it

GAMExWIZ9 years ago
Cancer is the greatest money makers for doctors. So there will never be a cure.

thelolbro1239 years ago
Lol thats hard.....hmm,

ottertheplush5 years ago
Save it till I'm dying

Win Anything9 years ago
IWontPressThatButton! well if they discovered it during your autopsy, that means you have already died. And they discovered cure for cancer, not cure for death.

idkshouldi7 years ago
IDC SACRIFICE IT

TGMAlex 9 years ago
Ya mother fuckers

Fuckoffmate8 years ago
I'm not dying of cancer, the rest of the world can go fuck itself

YouWtM89 years ago
No matter who i am. I have dreamed of cancer being cure. I would sacrifice myself for other people. :)

BergenBro9 years ago
WE NED MAOR SACRIVICE

Angelo9 years ago
no just no

vulcanjedi10 years ago
Sure, I'm dead anyway.

PokemonEvi8 years ago
What kind of cancer?

EliLikesButtons7 years ago
Lol all other comments are more then a year old

Charlene Ergina12 years ago
Rather me than you and everyone else.

KillerCubePlays9 years ago
There is not one cancer, but thousands.

PieOmega9 years ago
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Deathrises1239 years ago
Turn away, If you could get me a drink Of water 'cause my lips are chapped and faded Call my aunt Marie Help her gather all my things And bury me in all my favorite colors, My sisters and my brothers, still, I will not kiss you, 'Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you.

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Antichrist11 months ago
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dinosaur_devin10 years ago
What's the downside to this?

GeneralMontgomery8 years ago
They didn't say when tho

TheThinker9 years ago
It doesn't say that I'm going to die right now, it just says that I will die of cancer. That makes it a win-win, because I know exactly how I'm going to die, and I get confirmation that the cure for cancer will be discovered after my death.

thelolbro1239 years ago
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greaterfiend4 years ago
If Im already dead I dont care.

Nacho Cava12 years ago
My live vs millions of lives :D who wins?

Hollow_light569 years ago
i will be a hero

MystikDan7 years ago
Hell no. I don't want, that cancer can be cured

daevik284 years ago
thank you but what if you got cancer ayy

Denial Ganco12 years ago
Ha ha!

lopsidedhead9 years ago
idgaf, selflessness ftw

TaintedFrogs8 years ago
Fuck cancer, man. Fuck cancer...

DarkMatter9 years ago
I could die of cancer at a very old age, wouldn't be a problem

Username19 years ago
I would be dead anyway, so I'd be selfish not to.

Syed_Az_Pro0019 years ago
Kau apa hal

^^ =|Cryo|= ^^10 years ago
I'm dead anyway, so fuck it... :D

SugarHype1318 years ago
Jokes on you I dont have cancer wont ever get it NOT EVEN MAGIC BRING IT ON

joshua20049 years ago
i just dont care if i already died -_-
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