Will You Press The Button?

Migdin18 years ago

41555 people have already done it, no need to press it

Jen Long12 years ago

Already have cancer. Bring it on, motherfuckers.

asxc30 days ago

f**k

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lexie15159 years ago

I pressed the button, but eventually cancer can mutate to become immune to the cure, so the cure would only work for a little, but become harder to find another cure after this one.But to save even a few lives is worth it

StormyAnne8 years ago

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx You"re partially right. Most human cells have a limited number of times they can replicate before they die completely. Cancer stems from a genetic mutation in a cell that removes this aspect or changes it in some way as to where the cell...[Show full comment]

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Abadona_from_Undertale8 years ago

I have cancer. Im waiting for that cure.

Panifex8 years ago

I'm sorry that had to happen to you and your family

Charlene Ergina12 years ago

Cancer is literally like, "If I'm going down, your selfless ass is going down with me."

DarkMatter9 years ago

Totally

Death_Hope8 years ago

At least they found a cure for everyone else

Fatel7778 years ago

6666

Xbox Dailies9 years ago

#Sacrufice

Ben Harvey12 years ago

See, here's the problem with the cure for cancer. As soon as it's discovered, it will be destroyed. Rich corporations don't want people to have a one-time payment to cure their loved ones cancer; instead, they multiple large payments over a long period of time. So, the cure would be worthless.

Traptdemon3 years ago

People would make a fortune by selling the cure than supressing it. If they get cancer again the same solution would be the same outcome.

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Oskari Kilpi12 years ago

It doesn't specify when you die though.

hatgirl52529 years ago

Cancer is already curable . . .

abcx9 years ago

But not always.

LattiGaming9 years ago

FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY

ShiroHairedEyeCandy7 years ago

Why do I always click yes on the self-sacrificing one"s? Maybe I need to see a shrink...

Zacattac9 years ago

so i die and save lots of apple sure why not I'm bored XD

IWontPressThatButton!10 years ago

Wouldn't you get cured?

PowerPikachu10 years ago

At least I believe in an afterlife/reincarnation!

RamboCreativity8 years ago

Cure"s been around for almost 40 years but are they gonna tell you that? hell no lol.

Batman57579 years ago

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lifehacker4208 years ago

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Spector9 years ago

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theguytholast year

The 26k people who decided otherwise: “my life is so meaningful!!!1 I hate solving all of my life and the world’s problems at the same time !!”

Messmaker11 years ago

I'm already dead, why not

battalion wars 10 years ago

Noooooooo

dragonbornkiller9097 years ago

Doesn't say when you will die

Robert Reedy12 years ago

I'd be a coward if I didn't make this sacrifice. Or would I? How would this affect global overpopulation? So many unknowns...

Coolguy101ofawe9 years ago

For the world!

Sacredsponge8 years ago

I don't really have a choice it says "during" my autopsy, and "after" I died of cancer. Put my ass to use.

Radonehere9 years ago

Die of cancer at 200 yrs

coolkid5410 years ago

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Chris01119 years ago

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ILTRUCE9 years ago

Seems Right.

yourzone10 years ago

nope fuck you cancer you win again.

PokeLOL8 years ago

Fuck cancer You better

Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago

Ok i need to save this button when im 80

Youssef Jbili12 years ago

how the hell will i press the button if i already died

Slimey9 years ago

So your keemstar?

Goodwillt19 years ago

I hate my life, j.k.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

*realizes this might be a cure for alaskan crabs after seeing clawed body*

bethskok10 years ago

as long as i saved ppl

Kaminomikan8 years ago

I don't want a painful death

Zerukin10 years ago

At least I died for a good cause.

Donjaron8 years ago

il press this button whenn im 90 or something. A heck il press it now.

Sonicthe099 years ago

I want to save ppl and I will die for the cure of canncer

abcx9 years ago

How can you not press the button? That's heartless. You could save millions from dying, but no, you dumbass choose to not get cancer. And also not pressing the button does not guarantee you not to get cancer. And nobody says you instantly get cancer. It ju...[Show full comment]

HelloMyNamIs9 years ago

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triggeredflooflast year

gets canser one minute before i die normaly

Calista11 years ago

That would be cool. I mean, I wouldn't be alive to see it, but if I got to be the person whose case of cancer ended all cancers? That would be awesome.

Fake John Cena10 years ago

Sometimes for the good of the many, a sacrifice must be made

Coffee_and_contemplation_flo7 years ago

I'm not going to be selfish, I'll die to help others... Ik sounds too sweet and kinda cliche but oh well

teo7009 years ago

Wtf is wrong with 10480 people.Dont wanna cure cancer??

Arthurboyz18 years ago

World may be evil, but rotten robbie must go on!

pizzakitty9 years ago

26% selfish people :(

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