64076 (70%) 27795 (30%)
64076 (70%) people have pressed this button, while 27795 (30%) did not.
The cure for cancer is discovered
but
It is found during your autopsy, after having died of cancer.
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Migdin1 9 years ago
41555 people have already done it, no need to press it

Jen Long 13 years ago
Already have cancer. Bring it on, motherfuckers.

asxc last year
f**k
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lexie1515 11 years ago
I pressed the button, but eventually cancer can mutate to become immune to the cure, so the cure would only work for a little, but become harder to find another cure after this one.But to save even a few lives is worth it

StormyAnne 9 years ago
xXX_n00bslayer_XXx You"re partially right. Most human cells have a limited number of times they can replicate before they die completely. Cancer stems from a genetic mutation in a cell that removes this aspect or changes it in some way as to where the cell... [Show full comment]
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Abadona_from_Undertale 9 years ago
I have cancer. Im waiting for that cure.

Panifex 9 years ago
I'm sorry that had to happen to you and your family

Charlene Ergina 13 years ago
Cancer is literally like, "If I'm going down, your selfless ass is going down with me."

DarkMatter 11 years ago
Totally

Death_Hope 9 years ago
At least they found a cure for everyone else

Fatel777 9 years ago
6666

Xbox Dailies 10 years ago
#Sacrufice

Ben Harvey 13 years ago
See, here's the problem with the cure for cancer. As soon as it's discovered, it will be destroyed. Rich corporations don't want people to have a one-time payment to cure their loved ones cancer; instead, they multiple large payments over a long period of time. So, the cure would be worthless.

Traptdemon 5 years ago
People would make a fortune by selling the cure than supressing it. If they get cancer again the same solution would be the same outcome.
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dragonbornkiller909 8 years ago
Doesn't say when you will die

Robert Reedy 13 years ago
I'd be a coward if I didn't make this sacrifice. Or would I? How would this affect global overpopulation? So many unknowns...

Coolguy101ofawe 11 years ago
For the world!

battalion wars 11 years ago
Noooooooo

Radonehere 11 years ago
Die of cancer at 200 yrs

coolkid54 11 years ago
glitchybro DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ... [Show full comment]

Chris0111 10 years ago
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Sacredsponge 9 years ago
I don't really have a choice it says "during" my autopsy, and "after" I died of cancer. Put my ass to use.

yourzone 11 years ago
nope fuck you cancer you win again.

PokeLOL 10 years ago
Fuck cancer You better

ILTRUCE 11 years ago
Seems Right.

Slimey 10 years ago
So your keemstar?

Goodwillt1 11 years ago
I hate my life, j.k.

Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago
Ok i need to save this button when im 80

Youssef Jbili 13 years ago
how the hell will i press the button if i already died

bethskok 11 years ago
as long as i saved ppl

Kaminomikan 9 years ago
I don't want a painful death

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
*realizes this might be a cure for alaskan crabs after seeing clawed body*

Donjaron 10 years ago
il press this button whenn im 90 or something. A heck il press it now.

Sonicthe09 11 years ago
I want to save ppl and I will die for the cure of canncer

Zerukin 11 years ago
At least I died for a good cause.

HelloMyNamIs 11 years ago
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triggeredfloof 2 years ago
gets canser one minute before i die normaly

Calista 12 years ago
That would be cool. I mean, I wouldn't be alive to see it, but if I got to be the person whose case of cancer ended all cancers? That would be awesome.

abcx 10 years ago
How can you not press the button? That's heartless. You could save millions from dying, but no, you dumbass choose to not get cancer. And also not pressing the button does not guarantee you not to get cancer. And nobody says you instantly get cancer. It ju... [Show full comment]

Coffee_and_contemplation_flo 8 years ago
I'm not going to be selfish, I'll die to help others... Ik sounds too sweet and kinda cliche but oh well

teo700 10 years ago
Wtf is wrong with 10480 people.Dont wanna cure cancer??

Fake John Cena 11 years ago
Sometimes for the good of the many, a sacrifice must be made

pizzakitty 11 years ago
26% selfish people :(

KB1988 11 years ago
All for the good of mankind.

Arthurboyz1 9 years ago
World may be evil, but rotten robbie must go on!

Brycicle 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

BobMaester 10 years ago
I am selfish he he he...I need help, please

ShadowSpringtrap2410 11 years ago
There's already but theres a time limit when u can have it

GAMExWIZ 10 years ago
Cancer is the greatest money makers for doctors. So there will never be a cure.

thelolbro123 11 years ago
Lol thats hard.....hmm,

ottertheplush 6 years ago
Save it till I'm dying

Win Anything 11 years ago
IWontPressThatButton! well if they discovered it during your autopsy, that means you have already died. And they discovered cure for cancer, not cure for death.

idkshouldi 9 years ago
IDC SACRIFICE IT

TGMAlex 11 years ago
Ya mother fuckers

Fuckoffmate 10 years ago
I'm not dying of cancer, the rest of the world can go fuck itself

YouWtM8 11 years ago
No matter who i am. I have dreamed of cancer being cure. I would sacrifice myself for other people. :)
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