62855 (70%) 26910 (30%)
62855 (70%) people have pressed this button, while 26910 (30%) did not.
The cure for cancer is discovered
but
It is found during your autopsy, after having died of cancer.
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Migdin18 years ago
41555 people have already done it, no need to press it

Jen Long12 years ago
Already have cancer. Bring it on, motherfuckers.

Yeti60162 years ago
Same ur not special
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lexie15159 years ago
I pressed the button, but eventually cancer can mutate to become immune to the cure, so the cure would only work for a little, but become harder to find another cure after this one.But to save even a few lives is worth it

StormyAnne8 years ago
xXX_n00bslayer_XXx You"re partially right. Most human cells have a limited number of times they can replicate before they die completely. Cancer stems from a genetic mutation in a cell that removes this aspect or changes it in some way as to where the cell...[Show full comment]
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Abadona_from_Undertale8 years ago
I have cancer. Im waiting for that cure.

Panifex7 years ago
I'm sorry that had to happen to you and your family

Charlene Ergina12 years ago
Cancer is literally like, "If I'm going down, your selfless ass is going down with me."

DarkMatter9 years ago
Totally

Death_Hope8 years ago
At least they found a cure for everyone else

Fatel7778 years ago
6666

Xbox Dailies9 years ago
#Sacrufice

Ben Harvey12 years ago
See, here's the problem with the cure for cancer. As soon as it's discovered, it will be destroyed. Rich corporations don't want people to have a one-time payment to cure their loved ones cancer; instead, they multiple large payments over a long period of time. So, the cure would be worthless.

Traptdemon3 years ago
People would make a fortune by selling the cure than supressing it. If they get cancer again the same solution would be the same outcome.
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^^ =|Cryo|= ^^10 years ago
I'm dead anyway, so fuck it... :D

SugarHype1318 years ago
Jokes on you I dont have cancer wont ever get it NOT EVEN MAGIC BRING IT ON

Syed_Az_Pro0019 years ago
Kau apa hal

Lone_Wolf8249 years ago
There is a cure, but the government wants more money, so they hide it.

joshua20049 years ago
i just dont care if i already died -_-

SinonMercer7 years ago
Overpopulation is a thing...

Charlene Ergina12 years ago
Cancer sucks.

DragonKnight909 years ago
For the good of all after me!!!!!!!!! :)

KingKamula9 years ago
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Chris01118 years ago
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KKKsupremeleader8 years ago
Hell no

RyderRyan9 years ago
worth it.

Merkins9 years ago
why not im already dead

Spector9 years ago
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Chris01118 years ago
Hi. My name is JEagle9. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible ...[Show full comment]

Caribou3 years ago
No downside, as long as I don't die younger than I would anyway. And Alanis Morisette would sing about me.

UnicornPie11 years ago
As long as they give me credit and I die when I'm old

Endi9 years ago
Becoming a hero-kinda of

SolarVanguard7 years ago
Im okay with going down in history playing a major role in curing cancer.

Saad Ippo Berserker12 years ago
I'm just being one sacrificing motherfucker !

Raf9 years ago
Upside: Cure for cancer. Downside: They find it via using your dead body. Another Upside: Hope it's a hot ass Doctor doing the autopsy

pussy9 years ago
If its in you wouldn't you get cured

Radonehere9 years ago
Omg rip

blahblah9 years ago
If it means that I am saving others then I am fine with it.

DansLesters10 years ago
Of course.

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago
Whp died though

lol9 years ago
I'd rather have died and peiple are getting cured

hatgirl52529 years ago
Cancer is already curable . . .

abcx8 years ago
But not always.

LattiGaming9 years ago
FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY

ShiroHairedEyeCandy6 years ago
Why do I always click yes on the self-sacrificing one"s? Maybe I need to see a shrink...

Oskari Kilpi12 years ago
It doesn't specify when you die though.

IWontPressThatButton!9 years ago
Wouldn't you get cured?

Zacattac9 years ago
so i die and save lots of apple sure why not I'm bored XD

RamboCreativity8 years ago
Cure"s been around for almost 40 years but are they gonna tell you that? hell no lol.

Batman57579 years ago
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lifehacker4207 years ago
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PowerPikachu9 years ago
At least I believe in an afterlife/reincarnation!

Spector9 years ago
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theguytho12 months ago
The 26k people who decided otherwise: “my life is so meaningful!!!1 I hate solving all of my life and the world’s problems at the same time !!”

Messmaker11 years ago
I'm already dead, why not

dragonbornkiller9097 years ago
Doesn't say when you will die

Robert Reedy12 years ago
I'd be a coward if I didn't make this sacrifice. Or would I? How would this affect global overpopulation? So many unknowns...

Coolguy101ofawe9 years ago
For the world!

battalion wars 9 years ago
Noooooooo
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