Will You Press The Button?

WryGoat9 years ago

$1,000 is fuck-all money, if you're willing to kill people for cash just work as a professional hitman and you'll earn a lot more.

ezzz2 years ago

its easy to say but its hard to see anyone dying infront of you

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CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

All those 23% of monsters!

nlolhere4 years ago

I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to my phone screen while eating breakfast, and I accidentally pressed the button… I wish I could take it back. I really do!

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skimpel89 years ago

Give the money to cancer research

AnimeGod X9 years ago

It could be someone I don't like

Noobslayerxxx5 years ago

But it also could be your crush you don't get to choose

58bravo9 years ago

You could cure they bye getting the money oh wait there is no cure. ....:/ akward

idkshouldi7 years ago

dude learn how to spell

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Ritty037 years ago

Which type of cancer?

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

I get hayfever, like, a lot. If I pressed this button, everyone I"ve ever known would have cancer by christmas, I shit you not

Jess Burks12 years ago

I'll settle with being broke.

Mistermika062 years ago

Diamond guy im not sure if im right but can't you maybe with gene stuff like CRISPR genetically modify a foetus"s genes in a way that the cancer can't even come because i"m pretty sure the tumors that turn into cancer are many mutations so you could probab...[Show full comment]

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LailaButtonPresser8 years ago

I'm British I don't need dollars...

tomboy54549 years ago

I'll settle with being broke. Can't image my dad passing or my dogs

Sophie Hughes12 years ago

Who's the jacked up 15%?

and-peggy8 years ago

Haha 26 now

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KomaRocko7 years ago

You can use the money for hospital appliances and a cure!

LlamaCorn_Gamer9 years ago

my dad already has cancer but i still didnt press it

GottaPoint8 years ago

14084 people pressed the button? I'm disappointed in humanity.

marcuitos9 years ago

but you could use the money to help sciencists to find a way to cure cancer...and it doesn't say that it's an incurable kind of cancer

Mrbeanfan4 years ago

Millions of people die everyday, plus overpopulation. And, I don't mean to fe a capitalist here, but money buys me little plushies.

LOLTIME9 years ago

a thousand bucksis not a lot of money i earn 5000 every day

BoppTheBunn7 years ago

I haven't been able to sneeze for months so this doesn't affect me

necrowar9 years ago

i hate everyone so meh

longwatermelon5 years ago

they don't deserve it plus giving someone cancer for only 1000 dollars? pfft not worth it

Batchak9 years ago

Lol, $1000 to 'cancerize' someone I know. NOPE.

Issei-Hyodo8 years ago

Hmmmmmmm.........-goes near Justin bieber-

David Heald12 years ago

I didn't press it and then sneezed right after that. Talk about a close call.

Cmg45679 years ago

Nope nope nope

the windowsnerd9 years ago

wut if u dont know anyone but urself do u get cancer

AmazingDragons7 years ago

Now it’s 25%

Awesome Pickle 9 years ago

Bunch of messed up 22%

Standartbriish2 years ago

if they get stage one cancer and compenstaion you know COWERD THE MEDICAL BILL it woudv been a harder choice

idkshouldi7 years ago

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LetsSeeBoys 9 years ago

Wait but when u sneeze lots of times u have enough money to cure them ;)

rpi8188 years ago

a thousand dollars isnt big enough...

Fabi0game8 years ago

I was reading the + side thought yes I have achoo syndrome, read the downside fuck no everyone is dead

uenvme10 years ago

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Abigassdalek9 years ago

C'mon you just sneeze, create a lab, find a cure and fuck cancer! Shut up you asshole 73% no!

TheTwisterOfQuestions4 years ago

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what about just move to china or like canada

crazydude999 years ago

People who say to not press the button it doesn't say that they die of cancer they just get it you could use the money to invent a way to cure cancer

Otakumomoka9 years ago

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies.

SuperSoda247 years ago

I am english so pounds

Coghalo9 years ago

I will not spread cancer for money

Michelle5438 years ago

Pls go to Michelle543 and do muy dilemmas

MNITIMMY9 years ago

can you imagine if people with alergys (I probably didn't spell that right) who presseeeeeee this?

Mememaster697 years ago

i"d think about it for a million per sneeze but not 1000

TheLemonHeadYT9 years ago

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