Everytime you sneeze, you earn a thousand dollars
but
Yet, everytime you sneeze, someone you know(close or distant) gets cancer
I will not

WryGoat 11 years ago
$1,000 is fuck-all money, if you're willing to kill people for cash just work as a professional hitman and you'll earn a lot more.

ezzz 4 years ago
its easy to say but its hard to see anyone dying infront of you
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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago
All those 23% of monsters!

nlolhere 5 years ago
I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to my phone screen while eating breakfast, and I accidentally pressed the button… I wish I could take it back. I really do!
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skimpel8 10 years ago
Give the money to cancer research

AnimeGod X 10 years ago
It could be someone I don't like

The_Creature 5 months ago
heh you look pretty strong do you want to join my team?
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58bravo 11 years ago
You could cure they bye getting the money oh wait there is no cure. ....:/ akward

idkshouldi 9 years ago
dude learn how to spell
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Jess Burks 13 years ago
I'll settle with being broke.

Mistermika06 3 years ago
Diamond guy im not sure if im right but can't you maybe with gene stuff like CRISPR genetically modify a foetus"s genes in a way that the cancer can't even come because i"m pretty sure the tumors that turn into cancer are many mutations so you could probab... [Show full comment]
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Ritty03 9 years ago
Which type of cancer?

Little Miss Spiteful 9 years ago
I get hayfever, like, a lot. If I pressed this button, everyone I"ve ever known would have cancer by christmas, I shit you not

LailaButtonPresser 10 years ago
I'm British I don't need dollars...

tomboy5454 10 years ago
I'll settle with being broke. Can't image my dad passing or my dogs

Sophie Hughes 13 years ago
Who's the jacked up 15%?

and-peggy 9 years ago
Haha 26 now
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longwatermelon 7 years ago
they don't deserve it plus giving someone cancer for only 1000 dollars? pfft not worth it

Batchak 11 years ago
Lol, $1000 to 'cancerize' someone I know. NOPE.

Issei-Hyodo 9 years ago
Hmmmmmmm.........-goes near Justin bieber-

David Heald 13 years ago
I didn't press it and then sneezed right after that. Talk about a close call.

Cmg4567 11 years ago
Nope nope nope

the windowsnerd 11 years ago
wut if u dont know anyone but urself do u get cancer

AmazingDragons 8 years ago
Now it’s 25%

Awesome Pickle 11 years ago
Bunch of messed up 22%

Standartbriish 4 years ago
if they get stage one cancer and compenstaion you know COWERD THE MEDICAL BILL it woudv been a harder choice

idkshouldi 9 years ago
find the 2 and u will be kissed tomorrow 5555555555555555555555555555555555555556555555555555555555555555555557777775584794$358848948488 rituorirkritjeirjrhdub8583737573836484739575757578484477748494999999999955555555555555555555555555255555585838847574464... [Show full comment]

LetsSeeBoys 11 years ago
Wait but when u sneeze lots of times u have enough money to cure them ;)

rpi818 10 years ago
a thousand dollars isnt big enough...

Fabi0game 9 years ago
I was reading the + side thought yes I have achoo syndrome, read the downside fuck no everyone is dead

uenvme 12 years ago
NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Abigassdalek 10 years ago
C'mon you just sneeze, create a lab, find a cure and fuck cancer! Shut up you asshole 73% no!

TheTwisterOfQuestions 6 years ago
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what about just move to china or like canada

crazydude99 11 years ago
People who say to not press the button it doesn't say that they die of cancer they just get it you could use the money to invent a way to cure cancer

Otakumomoka 11 years ago
I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies.

SuperSoda24 8 years ago
I am english so pounds

Coghalo 11 years ago
I will not spread cancer for money

Michelle543 10 years ago
Pls go to Michelle543 and do muy dilemmas

Mememaster69 9 years ago
i"d think about it for a million per sneeze but not 1000

TheLemonHeadYT 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

mallardkind 10 years ago
i have engouh money to donate to make a cure for cancer then buy and then give to the people i know

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
can you imagine if people with alergys (I probably didn't spell that right) who presseeeeeee this?

Sanara 10 years ago
I'm not that selfish

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
yes, a moon cancer servant from fgo

Dark_Raven97 11 years ago
I would like take sneeze powder to sneeze veryoften and spent all the money for anti cancer organisations

Occult_Nightingale 11 years ago
Sneezing is an involuntary action. Why the fuck would I want to base monetary gain off of something so unreliable?

Theposhape 6 years ago
Most people I know have cancer

DarriDJ 9 years ago
I pressed the button by accident

Dragon-Named 12 years ago
Mother/money, father/money, sister/money: I pick family

pokebutton345 10 years ago
EVERYONE, SAY YES

ManaAbuse 11 years ago
I have no friends.

Discordian 8 years ago
use that money to fund a cure for cancer, then get rich

Luffy Staz 11 years ago
Easy just don't talk to someone close and say you hate them $$$$$$$$$$

Enigmix888 2 years ago
Don't you get like ten cancer cells every second, they just get neutralized? No downside.

Polgin 11 years ago
no upside

idkshouldi 9 years ago
MY MOM NO AND MY DAD DIE ;(
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