Will You Press The Button?

WryGoat9 years ago

$1,000 is fuck-all money, if you're willing to kill people for cash just work as a professional hitman and you'll earn a lot more.

ezzz2 years ago

its easy to say but its hard to see anyone dying infront of you

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CharlotteTheQueenBee10 years ago

All those 23% of monsters!

nlolhere4 years ago

I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to my phone screen while eating breakfast, and I accidentally pressed the button… I wish I could take it back. I really do!

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skimpel89 years ago

Give the money to cancer research

AnimeGod X9 years ago

It could be someone I don't like

Noobslayerxxx5 years ago

But it also could be your crush you don't get to choose

58bravo9 years ago

You could cure they bye getting the money oh wait there is no cure. ....:/ akward

idkshouldi7 years ago

dude learn how to spell

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Ritty038 years ago

Which type of cancer?

Little Miss Spiteful8 years ago

I get hayfever, like, a lot. If I pressed this button, everyone I"ve ever known would have cancer by christmas, I shit you not

Jess Burks12 years ago

I'll settle with being broke.

Mistermika062 years ago

Diamond guy im not sure if im right but can't you maybe with gene stuff like CRISPR genetically modify a foetus"s genes in a way that the cancer can't even come because i"m pretty sure the tumors that turn into cancer are many mutations so you could probab...[Show full comment]

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LailaButtonPresser8 years ago

I'm British I don't need dollars...

tomboy54549 years ago

I'll settle with being broke. Can't image my dad passing or my dogs

Sophie Hughes12 years ago

Who's the jacked up 15%?

and-peggy8 years ago

Haha 26 now

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Jimpsu9 years ago

I dont do anything with dollars. Its Euros in our country

Abigassdalek9 years ago

Then you fucking get pounds you idiotic Brit!

Corgizgame4 years ago

I’m not going to value my sibling’s life at 1,000 bucks. (Except for my younger cousins)

crazydude9910 years ago

I'd use the money to build a TARDIs go far enough into the future where cancer is eliminated and bring back the cure or if the cure never happens I'd just use my TARDIS to keep running and travelling

TheSecretMan8 years ago

All my relatives would be dead by spring...

DragonflyFalls10 years ago

Well, considering earlier I pushed a button allowing my too cure cancer I will just cure them. Duh.

i-am-god-damned-bored7 years ago

spend it on one of those cancer donation things?

GBvX10 years ago

This is really stupid :/ You get cash but a person you know will die. That is really messed up

GrodaGaming8 years ago

Use that money for cancer cure research

Candyprincess9 years ago

Never said we couldn't choose those people. I have my death wish list, I would just go through it slowly every time I sneeze and when I get to the end of it, I can just re infect all the ones who survived. Problem solved, and im rich

GottaPoint8 years ago

14084 people pressed the button? I'm disappointed in humanity.

randofurry17 days ago

That isn't much for how little people sneeze, and you still will probably sneeze enough over your life to give everyone you know cancer(including yourself) with less than 100 grand to show for it. Wait... what would happen if everyone you knew had cancer, then you sneezed again?

marcuitos9 years ago

but you could use the money to help sciencists to find a way to cure cancer...and it doesn't say that it's an incurable kind of cancer

KomaRocko7 years ago

You can use the money for hospital appliances and a cure!

LlamaCorn_Gamer10 years ago

my dad already has cancer but i still didnt press it

Mrbeanfan4 years ago

Millions of people die everyday, plus overpopulation. And, I don't mean to fe a capitalist here, but money buys me little plushies.

LOLTIME9 years ago

a thousand bucksis not a lot of money i earn 5000 every day

BoppTheBunn8 years ago

I haven't been able to sneeze for months so this doesn't affect me

necrowar10 years ago

i hate everyone so meh

Issei-Hyodo8 years ago

Hmmmmmmm.........-goes near Justin bieber-

David Heald12 years ago

I didn't press it and then sneezed right after that. Talk about a close call.

Cmg45679 years ago

Nope nope nope

longwatermelon6 years ago

they don't deserve it plus giving someone cancer for only 1000 dollars? pfft not worth it

Batchak10 years ago

Lol, $1000 to 'cancerize' someone I know. NOPE.

the windowsnerd9 years ago

wut if u dont know anyone but urself do u get cancer

AmazingDragons7 years ago

Now it’s 25%

Awesome Pickle 10 years ago

Bunch of messed up 22%

idkshouldi7 years ago

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