you get super powers of your choice
but
you can never shave or cut any hair on your body again
I will not


spars2 years ago
as a person who likes to keep long hair, this is a win win

Huzlip4 years ago
YOU can never shave or cut your hair, somebody else can, just don't cut your hair yourself

SomeoneWhoCares8 years ago
Shape shifting

Brenda Leard12 years ago
They didn't mention waxing

roflcopters8 years ago
"I don't get why it says u commented 46 yearsago even tho this app didnt exist tat time😂ðŸ˜" thats because he commented it before time was mentioned in this website
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blueberriefarming8 years ago
ultimate feminist

Aidan Kavanagh12 years ago
one of my powers would be to control the length of any hair

i-am-god-damned-bored7 years ago
choose the super power of being able to change super power on the fly, and then do this
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PHILIPPINE_SONE9 years ago
LIKE SAMSON. BUT BETTER

Belaize7 years ago
Press the button and get omnipotence so you can control the size of your hair or control anything since omnipotence literally means complete power over anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time. If you already pressed no just to to the search bar and change the no to a yes.

BeachKing7 years ago
I dont cut my hair a barber dose

Alex Goglin12 years ago
I AM...THE SASQUATCH!!

Dat_Boi_Sanjay8 years ago
HELL YEAH BOIII
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oOBlakeOo8 years ago
It doesn't mention waxing nor clipping nor chopping nor eradicating nor removing nor snipping nor etc... you get my drift? If you consider it in another word besides cutting or shaving then you should be capable of using said method. Loop hole 101

Douchebag698 years ago
But a barber can

cat_turds8 years ago
my super power is limited hair growth

EclipseTDS8 years ago
I get the power of shape shifting, it"s so many powers in 1! Also I can control my hair amounts when I shape shift

Rachel7980M8 years ago
Just let your hair grow long become Santa or cousin It...

HenryWong1228 years ago
Cousin Itt.
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Edumyr9 years ago
Shapeshifting. I can control al cells in my body to keep as I want, so hair doesn't grow, also can turn into amazing animals and objects.

Kainoa Cook12 years ago
uhm shapeshifting? then i could just shapeshift the hair away

Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago
So basically you become Jesus

BrianSteward7 years ago
He did have gender and sex, he was a male
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Christina Pointer12 years ago
One of the superpowers being shapechange? Loophoooles!!

Anthony Bazzell Lemus12 years ago
Get any and all superpowers I want but can never shave again? Sign me the fuck up!

Troller33377 years ago
No downside

tsundereking9 years ago
Just ask for all powers so u can shorten your and still kick ass

LOOP ALL THE HOLES!!!10 years ago
Superpower to not grow Anymore hair

Shooterbud8 years ago
Have someone else cut os shave the hair

satan-sama9 years ago
Perfect then, armor hair

Fernando Martinez12 years ago
they didnt mention razoring so MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Deezthesenutz2 years ago
The Bigfoot back story

ZsoFresh8 years ago
Ill wax it or rip it off

👻WinterGhost👻 9 years ago
I will be A HUMAN - DINOSAUR GIRL OMFG AND ILL HAVE A TWIN WITCH IS NYAN CAT WE CAN FLY POOP RAINBOWS AND EDITED!!! PPL IDK WTF LOL

GiannisXania8 years ago
Use lazer or cancer

crazycrocodile9 years ago
I vcxcfhvcxcfhxvcxcfhxg

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
so shrinking spells are okay?

Sheerdarth4 years ago
Who said I was going to be the one cutting

Merilille9 years ago
I'm fine with being a hairy person.

FlowerCat7 years ago
Ok my power is flame (BURN DA HAIR)

tt1019 years ago
How does man shave? Man doesn't shave, That's how man shaves.

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
*cough* shapeshifting *cough*

Clover_86606 years ago
Enchantment power, I"d enchant my hair to stay at it"s current length, and not to grow hair any further

Weed9 years ago
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majoaxel10 years ago
My power would be control my hair as I want

GalceonGod117 years ago
I'm BOGFOOT BITCH

Casey1239 years ago
I want long hair

gabriellefesta10 years ago
I would choose to be able to change all aspects of my appearance at will

pperson_guy8 years ago
You can shave?

Spadehound9 years ago
IM WEREWOLF BIGFOOT BEARMAN! FEAR ME!

JoshuaDevine8 years ago
It says I can't cut my hair never said I can't have someone do it for me

Serafish9 years ago
I guess I just have to wax... Ohhh no

olemartin11 years ago
abillity to do anything i want, this includes the ability to change the lenght of the hairs on my body

meatloave26 days ago
Burn it off

igor45988 years ago
Super power to control your hair growth??
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