Will You Press The Button?

spars2 years ago

as a person who likes to keep long hair, this is a win win

Huzlip4 years ago

YOU can never shave or cut your hair, somebody else can, just don't cut your hair yourself

SomeoneWhoCares8 years ago

Shape shifting

Brenda Leard12 years ago

They didn't mention waxing

roflcopters8 years ago

"I don't get why it says u commented 46 yearsago even tho this app didnt exist tat timeðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜" thats because he commented it before time was mentioned in this website

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blueberriefarming8 years ago

ultimate feminist

Aidan Kavanagh12 years ago

one of my powers would be to control the length of any hair

i-am-god-damned-bored7 years ago

choose the super power of being able to change super power on the fly, and then do this

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PHILIPPINE_SONE9 years ago

LIKE SAMSON. BUT BETTER

Belaize7 years ago

Press the button and get omnipotence so you can control the size of your hair or control anything since omnipotence literally means complete power over anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time. If you already pressed no just to to the search bar and change the no to a yes.

BeachKing7 years ago

I dont cut my hair a barber dose

Alex Goglin12 years ago

I AM...THE SASQUATCH!!

Dat_Boi_Sanjay8 years ago

HELL YEAH BOIII

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oOBlakeOo8 years ago

It doesn't mention waxing nor clipping nor chopping nor eradicating nor removing nor snipping nor etc... you get my drift? If you consider it in another word besides cutting or shaving then you should be capable of using said method. Loop hole 101

Douchebag698 years ago

But a barber can

cat_turds8 years ago

my super power is limited hair growth

EclipseTDS8 years ago

I get the power of shape shifting, it"s so many powers in 1! Also I can control my hair amounts when I shape shift

Rachel7980M8 years ago

Just let your hair grow long become Santa or cousin It...

HenryWong1228 years ago

Cousin Itt.

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Edumyr9 years ago

Shapeshifting. I can control al cells in my body to keep as I want, so hair doesn't grow, also can turn into amazing animals and objects.

Kainoa Cook12 years ago

uhm shapeshifting? then i could just shapeshift the hair away

Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago

So basically you become Jesus

BrianSteward7 years ago

He did have gender and sex, he was a male

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Christina Pointer12 years ago

One of the superpowers being shapechange? Loophoooles!!

Anthony Bazzell Lemus12 years ago

Get any and all superpowers I want but can never shave again? Sign me the fuck up!

buttonstomper3 years ago

you could get superman powers and laser the hair off though

BobMaester8 years ago

I will use my power to do that for me

DanielBGaming10 years ago

Chewbacca can fly!!!

Gestusultumus7 years ago

*length

Mega Strange9 years ago

So? I could have a superpower to remove hair or to just grow none at all..besides they didn't say you couldn't wax or get laser hair removal.

Blahgirlson10 years ago

*Gets lifelong hair prevention treatment from doctors on legs, arms, face, underarms* *Goes home and pushes button*

DarkMatter9 years ago

The power to over rule this rule

mr nobody 12310 years ago

Time for the hairdressers I guess

Pzi7 years ago

The s

Hatched Ender Dragon9 years ago

Morph, Hair Control and Mind Control, Step One, Become The Most POWERFUL DRAGON, Step Two, Get A Partner, Step Three, TOGETHER WE SHALL CONQUER ALL AND NOTHING WILL STOP US, first one to reply is my partner, no noobs allowed

Hatched Ender Dragon9 years ago

Forgot to add In immortality

KamiDesu.10 years ago

Pay somebody or burn them x)

TeamKobus28 years ago

Unibrows... ih god no

TeamKobus28 years ago

Oh* god no

Evergreen19599 years ago

SUPER AMISH MAN-!!

Logan James Johnson12 years ago

i don't shave or cut my hair anyway... WOOHOO no draw backs!

YovanW5 years ago

You cant shave or cut it, but other people can???

MaxieLazuli9 years ago

1- Get power of forever wishing 2- Wish to never grew hair again 3- Set up

AZERRRRRRRRRRRRR9 years ago

then I go into hiding building a robot army and then take over the world and make not shaving mandatory

ShakerGER11 years ago

HAIR MAN INCOMMING!

Riptank9 years ago

Wait super powerS with an s hmmm... I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!

alexthegodofdogs7 years ago

I make my hair burn away, but the fire disappears when my hairs gone

Eric_Hartman9 years ago

I'm gonna grow a duck dynasty beard

The-Helper10 years ago

you can just cut your hair

Kaminomikan8 years ago

that I can't doesn't mean that others can't do it for me.

sonhol8 years ago

so my power is to control everything and my probems are solved

DatFemaleJules10 years ago

They said YOU can't. So others can do or shave your hair.

Socks_The_Deathclaw7 years ago

I don't think shaving matters if you can shapeshift. And they never said you can't have more than one, so you can just control the length of your hair, so it"s a win win situation, my dudes. ;0

FlameBlaze9 years ago

I choose to have the powers to control my hair Fuck the sistem

Stephano10 years ago

Then im super sayin 3 then whats so bad about that

ceaser9 years ago

Powers of shaveing

Char-Lee Gillen12 years ago

There is literally NO downside to this.

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