you get super powers of your choice
but
you can never shave or cut any hair on your body again
I will not

Huzlip 5 years ago
YOU can never shave or cut your hair, somebody else can, just don't cut your hair yourself

spars 3 years ago
as a person who likes to keep long hair, this is a win win

SomeoneWhoCares 9 years ago
Shape shifting

Brenda Leard 13 years ago
They didn't mention waxing

roflcopters 9 years ago
"I don't get why it says u commented 46 yearsago even tho this app didnt exist tat time😂ðŸ˜" thats because he commented it before time was mentioned in this website
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Aidan Kavanagh 13 years ago
one of my powers would be to control the length of any hair

i-am-god-damned-bored 8 years ago
choose the super power of being able to change super power on the fly, and then do this
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blueberriefarming 10 years ago
ultimate feminist

PHILIPPINE_SONE 11 years ago
LIKE SAMSON. BUT BETTER

Alex Goglin 13 years ago
I AM...THE SASQUATCH!!

Dat_Boi_Sanjay 9 years ago
HELL YEAH BOIII
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Belaize 8 years ago
Press the button and get omnipotence so you can control the size of your hair or control anything since omnipotence literally means complete power over anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time. If you already pressed no just to to the search bar and change the no to a yes.

BeachKing 8 years ago
I dont cut my hair a barber dose

oOBlakeOo 9 years ago
It doesn't mention waxing nor clipping nor chopping nor eradicating nor removing nor snipping nor etc... you get my drift? If you consider it in another word besides cutting or shaving then you should be capable of using said method. Loop hole 101

Douchebag69 9 years ago
But a barber can

cat_turds 9 years ago
my super power is limited hair growth

EclipseTDS 10 years ago
I get the power of shape shifting, it"s so many powers in 1! Also I can control my hair amounts when I shape shift

Rachel7980M 10 years ago
Just let your hair grow long become Santa or cousin It...

HenryWong122 10 years ago
Cousin Itt.
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Edumyr 11 years ago
Shapeshifting. I can control al cells in my body to keep as I want, so hair doesn't grow, also can turn into amazing animals and objects.

Kainoa Cook 13 years ago
uhm shapeshifting? then i could just shapeshift the hair away

Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago
So basically you become Jesus

BrianSteward 9 years ago
He did have gender and sex, he was a male
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Christina Pointer 13 years ago
One of the superpowers being shapechange? Loophoooles!!

Anthony Bazzell Lemus 13 years ago
Get any and all superpowers I want but can never shave again? Sign me the fuck up!

Azhidal 10 years ago
The power to control the length of your hair :P Also powers, plural, so you know, all the powers

Ray Marc 11 years ago
And guess what super power is mine? No, not that! Its to have the ability to extend shorten my hair. I can finally choke someone with my pubes in a non-sexual way.

HoneySlime8 9 years ago
Have someone else cut it for you.

Dravern 10 years ago
Shapeshift into a dinosaur like a Velociraptor or a Macaw and you won't have hair you'll have feathers

Leafheart 11 years ago
Now my excuse for not shaving my legs or cutting my hair is that I can't! Yes!

Asd_Maker 9 years ago
Hey it said super powerS, so can i have more than one power? just make one of them to "not ever grow hair too long" and ill be good

Arkham Knight05 11 years ago
It says "I" can't cut my hair not someone else

Bryony Pugh 13 years ago
Wax.

TheBeanQueen 6 years ago
The downside is...?

IM-NOT-LYING 9 years ago
ILL CHOLSE MY POWER TO DROP ALL HAIR DROM MY SKIN

InkyMonstrosity 10 years ago
One of my super powers can be to retract my hair to desired length.

SstealtH 12 years ago
That's why I have haircutter

KennaLance42717 9 years ago
I have legit no hair except me on my head. REKT!!!

Dark Angel 11 years ago
Oh year they DIDNT mentione waxing Ha ha ha I'm so evil !!!

Mcalainaw 8 years ago
Ok... There is only one right answer to this question. If you could have one superpower, which one would you want? Answer: The power to have every power that anyone has ever thought of.

Chloe27363 10 years ago
I would have someone else cut my hair and I would wax my legs

MudTail360 11 years ago
Use fire or someone else

MyPenIsHuge 3 years ago
Just wax

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
One of my powers is to control my hair length.

macie1016 11 years ago
I don't shave my arm pits anyway, and I'm a girl

MyNameIsMissLogic 8 years ago
Power of shaving haha

Adank 10 years ago
They didnt mention burning it off

6Demonic6Killer6 11 years ago
Telekenesis hair cutting ACTIVATED!!!

EumeliaCly 9 years ago
Downside? I like my long hair, and I can get telekenisis.

teeveeman676 11 years ago
only 11 *facepalm*+*headslam*

Felicia Mendia 13 years ago
Uhm.. Waxing/setting hair on fire.

Gestusultumus 8 years ago
lol if im super ill have a super power where i can control my hair lanth

virchau 10 years ago
LASER HAIR SURGERY (xkcd reference)

gruntjoe 11 years ago
It's called "laser hair removal." No cutting or shaving involved. Better living through lasers!

AaronWolfBurt 9 years ago
I don't shave anyways
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