Will You Press The Button?

KittyBee8 years ago

MISS U WENT OVER THE SPEED LIMIT!!! *weird macaroni sounds come out of mouth* oh sorry to another you sweetie did u steel a cookie???? *macaroni noises* ok ill go ask you sister

KittyBee8 years ago

bother you* and then a diff story LOL

mandiv658 years ago

Made me laugh harder than i should have 😂😂😂

KV8 years ago

Same

Cody James Carter12 years ago

"DID YOU KILL THIS MAN?" *macaroni noises* "Oh...I see. Sorry for your time.."

Kittenclaw8 years ago

This made me laugh way harder than it should have XD

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LilacPetal10 years ago

Hell yes, your voice would sound delicious :)

JuJu_Shimmer8 years ago

mmmmm

Conductor_We_Have_A_Problem9 years ago

"Do you own this stolen item?" *macaroni and wooden spoon noises* "That's what good pussy sounds like."

mylee12347 years ago

So you can smooth talk your way out of anything, But nobody understands what your saying?? Yeah TOTALLY makes sense.

TeamKobus28 years ago

Judge: Sir. You"re convicted for robbing the the world bank. *me: no, no sir. It was the janitor and i didn't do anything* Judge: Well shit. You"re free

Goddessss7 years ago

At least it will sound like good pussy.

WhiteHatHacker7 years ago

Downside?

Iamsuasidal7 years ago

Hell no! Ima singer I need this voice to stay beautiful

superninja448897 years ago

If you sound like mac and cheese being stirred, your voice is beautiful.

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Cxero8 years ago

Broski there's still adoption and surrogate parents. Plus no condom during sex

Andrew-avyx9 years ago

My voice sounds like that to me, but not to others, if I pressed the button. And besides, that would be halarious.

Andy Scrivener12 years ago

I'd rather talk horribly but sound like Morgan Freeman

Alice Wilde12 years ago

Dem Sexy Macaroni Noises Though

Patricia Davies12 years ago

doesnt matter had sex

Thiccnos7 years ago

What the fuck does that have to do with the question?

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Walrus on PC9 years ago

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dankmemes1018 years ago

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Helomemes4 years ago

My voice is worse so thank you Mr guy man or human woman

Axel Kipp12 years ago

but I can already smooth talk my way through anything (almost)

DragonEXE8 years ago

Ear rape

pressmedont1239 years ago

You made me hungry!

A Cosplayer9 years ago

I can already smooth talk. ðŸ˜Ž

Why_Am_I_Even_Here9 years ago

DID YOU STEAL ALL THE STUFF FROM THE MUSEUM *macaroni* oh ok

ShiningDawn10 years ago

That would be an improvement for me.

Timelypat8 years ago

Stirred?

Sign_up4 years ago

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Kellee Maynard12 years ago

Brage

LOLguy2498 years ago

If your voice sounded like that, people wouldn't understand you (a little bit)

EpicCreeper6668 years ago

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dankmemes1018 years ago

spam much?

Jullian4519 years ago

Downside?

Jannesdebolle6 years ago

I already smooth talk me out off everything

siriuslygeeky9 years ago

TOTALLY WORTH IT

Tnell1237 years ago

Mac"n"Cheese-Dad

memeowturkey9 years ago

Lol this is so funny

Jessicad8 years ago

That"s what good pussy sounds like

TonyTheYandere9 years ago

Senpai won't like me if I had that voice...

KurimuzonTora9 years ago

But you could talk your way to senpai's heart... Who knows that might be senpai's fettish

just passing11 years ago

my voice already sounds like that

Davynavy029 years ago

...What

bizzare-cringe4 years ago

What does this even MEAN??

Emily Major12 years ago

Best. Voice. Ever.

Dragon_Introvert7 years ago

Octodad much?

Ianwubby9 years ago

You could talk your way out of why your voice sounds like mac & cheese.

kingsling3459 years ago

i can smooth my way into the bed and have sex

EternalShadow9 years ago

Police officer:"DID YOU KILL THIS FAMILY IN THEIR SLEEP?!" Me: "*macaroni and cheese noises*" Police officer: "Oh, okay. Sorry."

Brisingr10 years ago

What even

Xanaxzack8 years ago

What"s the downside

Impredictable4 years ago

What

BoazvanCaem8 years ago

What?

:3 :3= :39 years ago

There's no downside!

EpicCreeper6668 years ago

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dankmemes1018 years ago

fuck you

AdrianColt1019 years ago

My mom makes it, and it's usually quiet, like me.

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