Will You Press The Button?

BrotherOats2 months ago

It’s fine because it said “another person” it never said I can’t still touch myself ;)

Maharid6 months ago

I CAN touch a person, it will not be a person again after. But i'd say no, without a swith-off or something to prevent it i will make myself gold in a few minute.

SICKlast year

The gold and the diamonds will make you rich.But if you cannot touch what you want.obviously I won't

Appalachian8 years ago

Technically we’re never touching anything scientifically.

GamingPlanet9 years ago

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Rhinorulz8 years ago

Scientifically you have NEVER touched anything other than your father"s sperm. It is physically impossible to have no space between two objects, as they would end up being the same object.

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LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago

King Midas anybody?

P78 years ago

ME MIDAS!?

NinjaGarz9 years ago

Do I get wash it off in a river then get donkey ears too?

P78 years ago

Itachi Uchiha, is that you?

Bence85prof8 years ago

I don t touch them, they touch me

AlexForslund7 years ago

Well of you stand om the grund woulden't the Earth turn into a Golfen Globe..

AlexForslund7 years ago

I meant tog say Gold Globe

DecentDoe7 years ago

This will stop peoflies

Leone Zeka12 years ago

doesnt say my dick cant touch another person either way you can jus war gloves.

Adri13sall2 years ago

Smart

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ArKade477 years ago

How would you wear clothes? Also, Midas reference.

The_Darkstar8 years ago

Midas

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

u nvr touch anything ever...

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

thx vsauce video

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The_Explorer8 years ago

First comes the blessing of all that you"ve dreamed, But then comes the curses of diamonds and rings. Only at first did it have its appeal, but now you can't tell the false from the real.

DotStar8 years ago

OMG IMAGINE FOR LIFEEEE

Codenamefirestarter 9 years ago

I don't want to suffocate from lack of air so I'm good

Lamvbk9 years ago

I cant touch my junk so no

Lilydream097 years ago

Labvbk you a weirdo

Luis Ryukizi12 years ago

This story sounds familiar...

popdo692 years ago

Cough Midis touch Cough Cough Is a curse Cough Cough(worth it)

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YovanW5 years ago

So thats what gloves for :D

brave3339 years ago

Isn't that the case already with king Midas

PumpkinPai8 years ago

Never pressing the button. I wanna snuggle ;w;

Thomas Roslen12 years ago

The value of gold would go down eventually...

Bradyn Rushing 9 years ago

Fucking a diamond person sounds fun

Kaguyahikaru10 years ago

WHY THE HELL WOULD U DO THIS????

Unearthly8 years ago

Gold and diamonds would quickly devalue that way. Also wearing gloves is useless as your hands will be trapped in golden or diamantine hand cases.

SuperMcSlappy9 years ago

Gloves and condoms

CoolrorU7 years ago

But we can't even touch things. The electrons on our body rubs against the electrons on something else.Loophole

NicoLugo7 years ago

That’s true. We’re never actually touching anything. Electromagnetic field

mr.whatface9 years ago

I'm no Midas, the fuck outta here.

Norwegian union9 years ago

i yust yousse gloves

Evergreen195910 years ago

I guess sleeping will sure be a pain, eh?

Greninjagamer4 years ago

What about food

Luuk Koeman9 years ago

Seems obvious unless you don't want a gold statue :D

The_w0lf_of_f1re8 years ago

Wear and extremely thin, see-through pair of gloves

stevn270010 years ago

no people = no sex:(

BaronCorbin8 years ago

Soooo Bea becomes diamond! Done

Mintytheotaku9 years ago

I don't want my computer to turn to gold, I couldn't use it

NicoLugo7 years ago

Gloves it is

BWiebe969 years ago

You guys are selfish you could end world hunger if you could do this

Jobothehobo go sub to me on youtube im the 2nd one 9 years ago

So i be so rich and famous i can give to the poor i can help me and my family but what do i need to touch people for?!? who ever said no wow u dumb

AF7 years ago

King Midas, is that you??? LoL it"s like a story from the Greek mythology...

cash546610 years ago

fuck. didnt mean to press it

Starslinger8 years ago

*cough cough* Midas *cough cough*

special_sauce9810 years ago

Someone annoys you *poke*

Izzi Kamukura9 years ago

Wear gloves or get so much money and have a machine that does all the things a normal hand does? So everyone who did pressed the button aren't stupid, they just thought about it more than you.

DedicatedMeatLover2 years ago

hire gold diggers to feed you , simple

Cama9 years ago

Just wear gloves

zerker9 years ago

ok another peson does that meaan if anything i tuoch is gold i cant tuoch my self plus i walways tuoch my self even if you flat out

YovanW5 years ago

If u use glove, techinically u didnt touch them but u help gloves to touch them

R2r9 years ago

Midas Touch

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