Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover1969 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

Ulara last year

What are you saying that's disgusting?

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TheThirteenthDoctor 9 years ago

It doesn't say you ONLY have to use a nokia phone

Maxtheperson 5 years ago

Lol true

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Ohdead 10 years ago

Ill just use the first ipod cuz i get credit

JessicaRichardson 9 years ago

They never specified what Nokia phone. Hellooooo Nokia Lumia

BananasAreAwesome 8 years ago

Nokia 3310 here I come

mrjij 11 years ago

need money but not phone

Doug Powers 13 years ago

just turned on the nuclear bomb effect. It's pretty cool... but it takes FOREVER

Isaac Estevez 13 years ago

lumia. nuff said

Ruggero Maricchiolo 13 years ago

I'll USE IT TO BEAT MOTHERF***RS!!!

I_na 8 years ago

you never said what nokia. and there are nokia phones that are good sooo..

Scooterbot17 10 years ago

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mattarm 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name f... [Show full comment]

fishgiver 11 years ago

no downside old nokias are phone, shield and weapon in one you can call people, stop bullets with it and kill others but throwing the phone at them

pokegee 12 years ago

I get an indestructible phone AND I get credit for the spawn of a genius?

LegitMineCraftGaming 9 years ago

SCREW THAT JUST GET A TABLET

RowanW last year

there are Nokia Smartphones there is no downside

Brent Burdick 13 years ago

Nokia has smartphones, but it doesn't matter anyway because who says you can't have 2 phones?

JamesJay 10 years ago

Write a book about it make millions and chill

Nate_beast 11 years ago

laptops, i pads, downside?

Dayvis 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV 10 years ago

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godorninja 11 years ago

i gat a free weapon AND i get credit for the first ipod SWEET where is the down side :D

Mr2_wei 7 years ago

Nokia makes smartphones tho

Matthew Herbon 13 years ago

And then get the royalties for making the iPod...

DONG DADDY 11 years ago

Nokia makes smartphones.... DUMBASS. http://www.bestbuy.com/site/nokia-lumia-635-4g-lte-with-8gb-memory-cell-phone-cyan-sprint/2819038.p?id=1219563657104&skuId=2819038&ref=06&loc=01&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=2819038&extensionType=pla:g&s_kwcid=PTC!pla!!!7869... [Show full comment]

NICEBOY123 9 years ago

I hate those phones and fame is not that important to me

HumanPerson 10 years ago

You switch the two around

Chez3 9 years ago

Those phones are literally indestructible.

UltralegoGamer 11 years ago

Switched upside and downside.

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago

I didn't press it because of the IPod part, using a Nokia 3310 wouldn't be bad tho

Kevin513 11 years ago

No cause fuck Apple!

Dark22 6 years ago

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Shun-Nichi Shiohata 13 years ago

It doesn't said WHAT kind of nokia so...

3web 10 years ago

never said i couldn't buy a second phone as an alternative

TotalWeirdo 8 years ago

I already use a Nokia so no downside.

Toronto Club Boiz 10 years ago

I dont want to be the creator of the first iTrash

Lelsanic 11 years ago

Nokia phones have a world record. I'll take it.

tammen 11 years ago

Credit is overrated. Now, if I got a ROYALTY of all iPod sales, then we're talking.

lauren_love 12 years ago

Nokia's are indestructible so I win creation of iPads and a phone to smash a skull

Melon_Zebra 9 years ago

At least I won't drop and break the phone.

Master_chief_at_random_starbucks 7 months ago

You'll break the earth

Master_chief_at_random_starbucks 7 months ago

What's the downside it's a free weapon of destruction

Josh Henton 13 years ago

I still use a nokia now. Gimme them royalty cheques.

bronyaaron 9 years ago

Not interested in either.

firewaffle 11 years ago

I would be rich.

Dayvis 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV 10 years ago

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fbsueryitl 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Goomba 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

pokemonfanatic1022 7 years ago

New Nokia"s actually look pretty nice. Or do you mean specifically the old 3310?

A Helpful Duck 11 years ago

I don't even have a phone. This would benefit me regardless...

ThatOneCoolNerd 9 years ago

Hey, those things are indestructible. Like Jiren.

Burasta 12 years ago

Have you seen the new Nokia phones?! This isn't a downside!

NateCuber 9 years ago

lol you need to switch sentences

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