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You find the cure to your baldness.
but
Your start losing your teeth.
Next

Maharid 3 years ago
I'm not bald, i'd like to be... i actually like to be smooth, i hate to have any type of hair on me.

Dramanurse 10 years ago
Having no teeth is way worse than being bald.

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
True...

sickbro54 3 years ago
this question gave me goosebumps...

Rock3T_Launcher 3 years ago
eugh... i need teeth to... eat.

Katie Jarred 13 years ago
I'm not bald, I'm a healthy 12 year old

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL 3 years ago
I bet you"re fat ugly and 24 now...yep....happens to the best of us
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H4CK1SB4D 4 years ago
Prefer staying Walter White mode

DaRealConMan 5 years ago
I’d rather be bald than to lose my adult teeth. Wigs are much cheaper than dentures, anyway.

_bands_our_life_ 11 years ago
Its called dentures people!!!

BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago
Your profile pic is awesome.

MegaDoge 9 years ago
Ten year old girl with long hair over here.I'm most definitely not bald.

noobte 10 years ago
My haiR is 9 inches long and I'm a guy

qxeenkeish 8 years ago
+MegeDoge ur a good person
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Shawna Green 13 years ago
I'm not bald and I have nightmares about losing my teeth. NOPE.

Bezvous. 10 years ago
The nightmares about loosing teeth meens end or death

Science guy 11 years ago
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Kittenlover101 9 years ago
SHUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT UPPPPPOPOPOPPPPPPP
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Fazbacon 11 years ago
i'm not bald... but my father is bald

AmaiaR 12 years ago
I'd rather be bald than teethless

Emigo 6 years ago
Same

Cj Mcbride 13 years ago
*facedesk because not everybody on this website is bald*

KittenPuff 10 years ago
facepad IM USING IPAD
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Nathan_k 10 years ago
Solution Don't press button

Jackson117 11 years ago
I am not bald

Sans_The_SkeIeton 9 years ago
I'm a skeleton, I don't have teeth nor baldness.

ChaosWeaver 11 years ago
I'm not bald.

twhice 3 years ago
coders dont need hair :(

Power_258 11 years ago
Probably not going to be bald and of course being bald can't be worst than having no teeth

ButtonMasher124 9 years ago
Not bald

Tim Owens 13 years ago
By that time, theyll fall out anyway. Besides... Dentures.

FUCKING USERNAMES 10 years ago
Are you bald?

Torren33 9 years ago
What if you aren't bald?

Mark Fisher 13 years ago
I'd have to be bald first.

rexafun12 10 years ago
I just say no to that cause id rather speek than be bald like my dad's bald an I cant imagine me like that.

BoiledSpuds 6 years ago
I'm not bald tho

imliterallydead 11 years ago
APPARENTLY IM BALD NOW jfc

The true LegoEater0 11 years ago
I'm not bald or losing my teeth... WAIT! This sucks either way!

RGPZ 8 years ago
Even If I Was Bout Why Would I Want To Fix That Being Bold Is MLG

Diclonius 11 years ago
I'm not bald

DragosPopescu 10 years ago
I'm not bald.

Kittenlover101 10 years ago
Lol, love that profile pic.

Ayisyen1234 9 years ago
I'm a female

TotteryTurtle58 9 years ago
Who cares?

FireRed 12 years ago
not bald

EliseLange 10 years ago
One word: Dentures

Azxcon 2 years ago
i lost my balls

madKatter 11 years ago
im not blad BITCH

Toronto Club Boiz 10 years ago
not bald so not pressing = no downside

Prism 9 years ago
I think that already exists.

Tatyana Manogin 13 years ago
Um, Bosley anyone? I'm not bald anyways.

Ipressstuff 8 years ago
What if I'm already bald?

Kitty Girl0426 11 years ago
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Con 9 years ago
Fake teeth. Selling cure could get me enough to make unbreakable perfect tooth replacements.

Butt0n 11 years ago
I can make money off hair replacement, then buy more teeth

duckman_edgewood 10 years ago
Not bald

ThatGuy1337 11 years ago
I'd rather look like Picard then lose my choppers

WaterFlame92 9 years ago
I am not bald. My head is furrier than my cat.

xXREX302Xx 11 years ago
Its a traap

MartialArtsOtaku 11 years ago
I'm pretty sure you can permanent fake teeth, and no one would know the difference
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