You are guaranteed a spot in heaven and get everything you want after your very painless death
but
St.Peter shows you videotapes of EVERY sexual interaction between your parents, and between your grandparents before entering.
I will not


Aidenmoore9 years ago
Well my parents never had sex. They wrestle on the bed though

SmugRocklast year
Who’s gonna tell him? NOT IT!
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Davd9 years ago
Fuck no! Hell is where it's at. If I'm going somewhere after death, why not follow the rest of you suckers?

JxTime9 years ago
YAAAYY ETERNAL AGONY AND BURNING AND PAIN AND FEAR AND LONELINESS AND NEVER DYING WOOHOO

PheonixGaming9 years ago
I watch porn. Idk how my mum knows what am I doing 😉

arrun9 years ago
sees the video.*starts to masturbate*

Buttonpresser3147 years ago
You, my friend, have problems.

Button_Masher9 years ago
LOL, u get 2 see ur parents having sex

SirFuchsigus9 years ago
Wait... Why would St. Peter call on me to watch porn of my relatives...

Hyltran2 years ago
I think this would cost him his job though 😂

Sam Lathrop12 years ago
Atheism ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

RNGvideoinator2 years ago
it’s better to believe in God, since you gain everything if your right and lose nothing if your wrong
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Isabel DePaul12 years ago
The button makes it so eternal paradise after death exists, and you go there after you die. Stop using atheism as a way to get out of it you unimaginative shits.

Ninja_Jester3 years ago
God is certainly real, because in the bible it talked about corona.
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The_Christian_Weeaboo8 years ago
Christian ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

Cringe_weeb2 years ago
You missed the "painless death" part, also there"s no guarantee.

Derpyjeje8 years ago
Sure if I go to heaven that"s ok by me

Atomicman9608 years ago
I"ve seen this question before. But yeah I'll press it?

Da_Burrito_Man18 years ago
For everyone: You would go to hell no matter if you were "good" because in the Bible it says that no one is good and that all are evil but because of the Holy Spirit is that why we do good things. It isn't conscience, but the Holy Spirit. You can only go t...[Show full comment]

somedude15152 years ago
yeah but no matter what you do, you"d go to heaven

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
doesn't say you can't mute it and/or blindfold yourself. although that would probably last a while. at least in heaven they would have a mental eyewash station(probably)

toomt30 days ago
shut up

Fishez8 years ago
Where is the down side sex is amazing

Greeninja58 years ago
I mean, when my parents were young, they were pretty hot, so the first portion would be great

masterofchampions28 years ago
close your dangit eyes logic ppls

kingderp9 years ago
fuck heaven hell is better

JxTime9 years ago
YAYY ETERNAL SUFFERING AND AGONY AND BURNING AND LONELINESS AND LAVA
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Coolguy17389 years ago
ITS A SEXUAL THING

Gaboseries9 years ago
Doesn't matter if you're atheist. Super powers aren't real either, but if you press the correct button you "get" super powers. So if you click the button you "create" heaven. Also, if you're adopted, this is cool. You won't recognise you parents and you get free porn.

Rebester50009 years ago
WHAT IS FREE PORN BECAUSE IT BETTER NOT BE STUPID

KianaTheSalad9 years ago
Who is st Peter?

Genevieve12349 years ago
St. Peter gaurds the gateway to heaven.

SBURBIAN9 years ago
Don't care bout sex it's about having more sex in heaven

lyletube9 years ago
This is a hard one Like that dick do hahahahah

Gatorboy9 years ago
Um...is it common to have sexual interactions with your parents and your grandparents?

Atomicman9608 years ago
No....no its not
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Ruby_Slippers9 years ago
It might be hot >:D hehehe.. No just kidding that would be weird.

BurningRubyGaming 9 years ago
Fist of all I'm a atheist second I am fine with going to hell

Taylor Thomas12 years ago
A few hours or so of embarrassment in exchange for a spot in heaven, painless death, and everything I want? Okay.

ST3ALTHY8 years ago
No........................ only.......you will see it

James Thurley12 years ago
"barharlgarhbvahr im an ahteoist i dotn beliv in god" nobody cares

Gracicorn157 years ago
Ghopher1 It is was a joke..
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Rachel Dinsmore12 years ago
Atheist.

Suzanna Palacios12 years ago
I'm atheist so I really don't care if I go to heaven

ValentinPlesuvu7 years ago
ι ρяєѕѕє∂ тнє вυттσи αи∂ иσтнιиg нαρρєиє∂

Azzlover4569 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

CenaCentury8 years ago
I have none so the downside is dead

Ubercrow10 years ago
It doesn't matter what your religious beliefs are. In the context of this button dilemma, if you press it, there IS a heaven, and you get to go to it. That's worth a few hours of torment.

RandomUser694 years ago
It may be trashing but I think your parent and their parents would prefer that you die a painless death and go to heaven over not being embarrassed.

Thecatofnightmares9 years ago
Why would I do this? I WORSHIP SATAN

DeathRavens039 years ago
Hey there fellow Satanist! *high fives you*

Memeber8 years ago
I also pressed it for an additional upside lf that the idea of heaven is no longer fiction.

Gabe Lezza12 years ago
Ill have those images in my mind erased if they say I can have anything I want

DeadFox695 years ago
What have you brought upon this cursed world???

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
Blind folds

I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago
It doesn't say I have to pay attention

Imoutofnameideas8 years ago
I just realized that you probably meant attention in the same way as before. Being attacked so many times for little things before I took it as an such (I see that my first statement could be taken that way easier and I apologize if I did). So I change my ...[Show full comment]
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connorbowman9 years ago
im a christian fuck you guys

Ghopher19 years ago
So why did you say Fuck you guys then

musical-outcast7 years ago
Shut your eyes and sing loudly

AMANNAMEJOEL9 years ago
No heaven or hell exists

Jethrothelion8 years ago
I will probably go to heaven any way

Oodle Snort9 years ago
Why would I need a button to do this for me? Only Jesus can get you a REAL spot in heaven.

That_Panda_Kid9 years ago
So basically a saint will show you porn before you go to heaven.... gross

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
with your parents and grandparents.....sounds a little less than holy. and nauseating.

Santiago Orozco12 years ago
HAHAHAHA

PigScalpor8 years ago
Jokes on St. P, I"ve seen it all

GoldenApple10 years ago
only if heaven is real

Enel3 years ago
yes

Scarlet The Fox9 years ago
you can close your eyes...
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