Will You Press The Button?

Aidenmoore 11 years ago

Well my parents never had sex. They wrestle on the bed though

ZSL last year

谁来告诉这个可怜的孩子

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PheonixGaming 11 years ago

I watch porn. Idk how my mum knows what am I doing ðŸ˜‰

ZSL last year

看得出来你爸妈都是老司机

Sam Lathrop 13 years ago

Atheism ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

RNGvideoinator 3 years ago

it’s better to believe in God, since you gain everything if your right and lose nothing if your wrong

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Isabel DePaul 13 years ago

The button makes it so eternal paradise after death exists, and you go there after you die. Stop using atheism as a way to get out of it you unimaginative shits.

Ninja_Jester 5 years ago

God is certainly real, because in the bible it talked about corona.

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Davd 10 years ago

Fuck no! Hell is where it's at. If I'm going somewhere after death, why not follow the rest of you suckers?

JxTime 10 years ago

YAAAYY ETERNAL AGONY AND BURNING AND PAIN AND FEAR AND LONELINESS AND NEVER DYING WOOHOO

arrun 11 years ago

sees the video.*starts to masturbate*

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

You, my friend, have problems.

Button_Masher 11 years ago

LOL, u get 2 see ur parents having sex

SirFuchsigus 11 years ago

Wait... Why would St. Peter call on me to watch porn of my relatives...

Hyltran 3 years ago

I think this would cost him his job though 😂

The_Christian_Weeaboo 9 years ago

Christian ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

Cringe_weeb 4 years ago

You missed the "painless death" part, also there"s no guarantee.

Derpyjeje 9 years ago

Sure if I go to heaven that"s ok by me

Atomicman960 9 years ago

I"ve seen this question before. But yeah I'll press it?

Da_Burrito_Man1 10 years ago

For everyone: You would go to hell no matter if you were "good" because in the Bible it says that no one is good and that all are evil but because of the Holy Spirit is that why we do good things. It isn't conscience, but the Holy Spirit. You can only go t... [Show full comment]

somedude1515 3 years ago

yeah but no matter what you do, you"d go to heaven

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

doesn't say you can't mute it and/or blindfold yourself. although that would probably last a while. at least in heaven they would have a mental eyewash station(probably)

toomt 2 years ago

shut up

Fishez 10 years ago

Where is the down side sex is amazing

Greeninja5 9 years ago

I mean, when my parents were young, they were pretty hot, so the first portion would be great

masterofchampions2 10 years ago

close your dangit eyes logic ppls

kingderp 10 years ago

fuck heaven hell is better

JxTime 10 years ago

YAYY ETERNAL SUFFERING AND AGONY AND BURNING AND LONELINESS AND LAVA

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Coolguy1738 10 years ago

ITS A SEXUAL THING

Gaboseries 11 years ago

Doesn't matter if you're atheist. Super powers aren't real either, but if you press the correct button you "get" super powers. So if you click the button you "create" heaven. Also, if you're adopted, this is cool. You won't recognise you parents and you get free porn.

Rebester5000 10 years ago

WHAT IS FREE PORN BECAUSE IT BETTER NOT BE STUPID

KianaTheSalad 11 years ago

Who is st Peter?

Genevieve1234 10 years ago

St. Peter gaurds the gateway to heaven.

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

Don't care bout sex it's about having more sex in heaven

lyletube 11 years ago

This is a hard one Like that dick do hahahahah

Gatorboy 11 years ago

Um...is it common to have sexual interactions with your parents and your grandparents?

Atomicman960 9 years ago

No....no its not

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Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

It might be hot >:D hehehe.. No just kidding that would be weird.

BurningRubyGaming 11 years ago

Fist of all I'm a atheist second I am fine with going to hell

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago

A few hours or so of embarrassment in exchange for a spot in heaven, painless death, and everything I want? Okay.

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago

No........................ only.......you will see it

James Thurley 13 years ago

"barharlgarhbvahr im an ahteoist i dotn beliv in god" nobody cares

Gracicorn15 9 years ago

Ghopher1 It is was a joke..

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Rachel Dinsmore 13 years ago

Atheist.

Suzanna Palacios 13 years ago

I'm atheist so I really don't care if I go to heaven

JxTime 10 years ago

Already going so no thanks

Jordan Palcic 13 years ago

small price

Creeperkiller2000 8 years ago

God will take me to heaven when I die anyways, so there is no point

Issei_Hyoudou 9 years ago

Never says you have to watch it

Doriko 11 years ago

What if my parents are hawt

SoftwareSlicer 9 years ago

Depending on if you can find the remote or not for the videotapes, you might be able to fast forward the videos and if there is an interface to control playback, you might be even able to stop the videotapes as it didn't say that you have to watch the vide... [Show full comment]

unapologetic_trash 10 years ago

I could deal with watching parental sex tapes if i got to live forever after a painless death.

mads the great 11 years ago

According to real Christianity (Not the corrupted medieval Christianity) everyone already goes to heaven, that's what the whole "Jesus died for our sins" thing is about.

UncoolMuscle94 3 years ago

I shall close my eyes and cover my ears.

abcx 10 years ago

I'm christian, so I already am guaranteed a spot, so there is no real upside to me.

Blossipaz 11 years ago

What the heck! Lol xD

mememan69 10 years ago

ill just deal with it.

Flyinpanda9 12 years ago

i get everything i want, sure, but is the downside worth it?

Asfolto12 6 years ago

God I have to go to heaven I like hell

XanderLionheart 9 years ago

My dark soul dosen't require paradise.

freedomstar 10 years ago

WHY JUST NO!!!!!!!!

Chad Hopphan 13 years ago

Why not they asked about it enough

Conikl 7 years ago

Bruh it"s a win win situation

Bruh@ndPOO 11 years ago

I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation. Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamati... [Show full comment]

Sitara 9 years ago

That"s embarrassing but it was my childhood dream (ew)

wowzers 11 years ago

what if you wear a blind fold .-.

DerpyAsian17 8 years ago

Don't have any anyways.

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