Will You Press The Button?

Aidenmoore9 years ago

Well my parents never had sex. They wrestle on the bed though

SmugRocklast year

Who’s gonna tell him? NOT IT!

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Davd9 years ago

Fuck no! Hell is where it's at. If I'm going somewhere after death, why not follow the rest of you suckers?

JxTime9 years ago

YAAAYY ETERNAL AGONY AND BURNING AND PAIN AND FEAR AND LONELINESS AND NEVER DYING WOOHOO

PheonixGaming9 years ago

I watch porn. Idk how my mum knows what am I doing ðŸ˜‰

arrun9 years ago

sees the video.*starts to masturbate*

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

You, my friend, have problems.

Button_Masher9 years ago

LOL, u get 2 see ur parents having sex

SirFuchsigus9 years ago

Wait... Why would St. Peter call on me to watch porn of my relatives...

Hyltran2 years ago

I think this would cost him his job though 😂

Sam Lathrop12 years ago

Atheism ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

RNGvideoinator2 years ago

it’s better to believe in God, since you gain everything if your right and lose nothing if your wrong

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Isabel DePaul12 years ago

The button makes it so eternal paradise after death exists, and you go there after you die. Stop using atheism as a way to get out of it you unimaginative shits.

Ninja_Jester3 years ago

God is certainly real, because in the bible it talked about corona.

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The_Christian_Weeaboo8 years ago

Christian ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

You missed the "painless death" part, also there"s no guarantee.

Derpyjeje8 years ago

Sure if I go to heaven that"s ok by me

Atomicman9608 years ago

I"ve seen this question before. But yeah I'll press it?

Da_Burrito_Man18 years ago

For everyone: You would go to hell no matter if you were "good" because in the Bible it says that no one is good and that all are evil but because of the Holy Spirit is that why we do good things. It isn't conscience, but the Holy Spirit. You can only go t...[Show full comment]

somedude15152 years ago

yeah but no matter what you do, you"d go to heaven

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

doesn't say you can't mute it and/or blindfold yourself. although that would probably last a while. at least in heaven they would have a mental eyewash station(probably)

toomt30 days ago

shut up

Fishez8 years ago

Where is the down side sex is amazing

Greeninja58 years ago

I mean, when my parents were young, they were pretty hot, so the first portion would be great

masterofchampions28 years ago

close your dangit eyes logic ppls

kingderp9 years ago

fuck heaven hell is better

JxTime9 years ago

YAYY ETERNAL SUFFERING AND AGONY AND BURNING AND LONELINESS AND LAVA

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Coolguy17389 years ago

ITS A SEXUAL THING

Gaboseries9 years ago

Doesn't matter if you're atheist. Super powers aren't real either, but if you press the correct button you "get" super powers. So if you click the button you "create" heaven. Also, if you're adopted, this is cool. You won't recognise you parents and you get free porn.

Rebester50009 years ago

WHAT IS FREE PORN BECAUSE IT BETTER NOT BE STUPID

KianaTheSalad9 years ago

Who is st Peter?

Genevieve12349 years ago

St. Peter gaurds the gateway to heaven.

SBURBIAN9 years ago

Don't care bout sex it's about having more sex in heaven

lyletube9 years ago

This is a hard one Like that dick do hahahahah

Gatorboy9 years ago

Um...is it common to have sexual interactions with your parents and your grandparents?

Atomicman9608 years ago

No....no its not

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Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

It might be hot >:D hehehe.. No just kidding that would be weird.

BurningRubyGaming 9 years ago

Fist of all I'm a atheist second I am fine with going to hell

Taylor Thomas12 years ago

A few hours or so of embarrassment in exchange for a spot in heaven, painless death, and everything I want? Okay.

ST3ALTHY8 years ago

No........................ only.......you will see it

James Thurley12 years ago

"barharlgarhbvahr im an ahteoist i dotn beliv in god" nobody cares

Gracicorn157 years ago

Ghopher1 It is was a joke..

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Rachel Dinsmore12 years ago

Atheist.

Suzanna Palacios12 years ago

I'm atheist so I really don't care if I go to heaven

Super-sans7 years ago

I can close my eyes

Luxiken9 years ago

There is no heaven so this question is impossible

Swoops328 years ago

Everything I want?... I don't want to see sexual interactions between my parents and grandparents. There problem solved.

Kevin_200029 years ago

W-What's the downside you go to heaven nd before that you...watch porn with your parents...at least it's not too bad

Pelle Frid12 years ago

worth. not religious btw

TimeGoat8 years ago

Yoohoo, downside where are you! Actually I would feel uncomfortable

AmazingAllieIsNotOnFire10 years ago

Ahahaha yea. This will make it interesting when they get to heaven

JosephSlast year

Who says you can't close your eyes

JohnLupus 9 years ago

Lets go to my throne in hell

XxDoctorDonnaxX7 years ago

Existence would become flavorless and dull if you had everything you wanted.

It's A Waa9 years ago

The button doesn't make heaven real. All because someone presses a button doesn't mean that they are forced to change their beliefs. What you people are doing to Atheists is forcing them to believe in God, which is just like forcing people that follow Christianity to convert to Atheism. STOP.

Davd9 years ago

Nah dude, that's not how a hypothetical situation works. The question is whether you would go to heaven in exchange for watching your ancestors fuckin'. In this hypothetical situation, you would be certain that heaven exists, because the button would be on...[Show full comment]

RandomUser694 years ago

It may be trashing but I think your parent and their parents would prefer that you die a painless death and go to heaven over not being embarrassed.

Thecatofnightmares9 years ago

Why would I do this? I WORSHIP SATAN

DeathRavens039 years ago

Hey there fellow Satanist! *high fives you*

ValentinPlesuvu7 years ago

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Azzlover4569 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

CenaCentury8 years ago

I have none so the downside is dead

Ubercrow10 years ago

It doesn't matter what your religious beliefs are. In the context of this button dilemma, if you press it, there IS a heaven, and you get to go to it. That's worth a few hours of torment.

I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago

It doesn't say I have to pay attention

Imoutofnameideas8 years ago

I just realized that you probably meant attention in the same way as before. Being attacked so many times for little things before I took it as an such (I see that my first statement could be taken that way easier and I apologize if I did). So I change my ...[Show full comment]

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