The button makes it so eternal paradise after death exists, and you go there after you die. Stop using atheism as a way to get out of it you unimaginative shits.
Ninja_Jester5 years ago
God is certainly real, because in the bible it talked about corona.
Fuck no! Hell is where it's at. If I'm going somewhere after death, why not follow the rest of you suckers?
JxTime10 years ago
YAAAYY ETERNAL AGONY AND BURNING AND PAIN AND FEAR AND LONELINESS AND NEVER DYING WOOHOO
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arrun11 years ago
sees the video.*starts to masturbate*
Buttonpresser3149 years ago
You, my friend, have problems.
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Button_Masher11 years ago
LOL, u get 2 see ur parents having sex
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SirFuchsigus11 years ago
Wait... Why would St. Peter call on me to watch porn of my relatives...
Hyltran3 years ago
I think this would cost him his job though 😂
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The_Christian_Weeaboo9 years ago
Christian ftw, pressing the button won't make a difference.
Cringe_weeb4 years ago
You missed the "painless death" part, also there"s no guarantee.
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Derpyjeje9 years ago
Sure if I go to heaven that"s ok by me
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Atomicman9609 years ago
I"ve seen this question before. But yeah I'll press it?
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Da_Burrito_Man110 years ago
For everyone: You would go to hell no matter if you were "good" because in the Bible it says that no one is good and that all are evil but because of the Holy Spirit is that why we do good things. It isn't conscience, but the Holy Spirit. You can only go t...[Show full comment]
somedude15153 years ago
yeah but no matter what you do, you"d go to heaven
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Cheshire shadow10 years ago
doesn't say you can't mute it and/or blindfold yourself. although that would probably last a while. at least in heaven they would have a mental eyewash station(probably)
toomt2 years ago
shut up
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Fishez10 years ago
Where is the down side sex is amazing
Greeninja59 years ago
I mean, when my parents were young, they were pretty hot, so the first portion would be great
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masterofchampions210 years ago
close your dangit eyes logic ppls
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kingderp10 years ago
fuck heaven hell is better
JxTime10 years ago
YAYY ETERNAL SUFFERING AND AGONY AND BURNING AND LONELINESS AND LAVA
Doesn't matter if you're atheist. Super powers aren't real either, but if you press the correct button you "get" super powers. So if you click the button you "create" heaven. Also, if you're adopted, this is cool. You won't recognise you parents and you get free porn.
Rebester500010 years ago
WHAT IS FREE PORN BECAUSE IT BETTER NOT BE STUPID
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KianaTheSalad11 years ago
Who is st Peter?
Genevieve123410 years ago
St. Peter gaurds the gateway to heaven.
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SBURBIAN11 years ago
Don't care bout sex it's about having more sex in heaven
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lyletube11 years ago
This is a hard one
Like that dick do hahahahah
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Gatorboy11 years ago
Um...is it common to have sexual interactions with your parents and your grandparents?
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