Will You Press The Button?

You'll be the most talented and famous lover of all time

but

instead of using money to buy things, you have to use sexual favours

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Radioactive Arcade9 years ago

Son, I would buy you an iPhone but the cashier was a fat pervert

Tokimi6 years ago

Lol

hiyouhumans9 years ago

"Yo I'll fuck you for that entire stable of horses"

Lucaribro50110 years ago

I will change my name to Danny sexbang.

Tman61529 years ago

10/10 best ross impersonator

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Jonan4tor9 years ago

What's the downside?

ThePaulDude4 years ago

STDs

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Ellisboy22310 years ago

so i get a Bugatti by having sex? HELL YA!!

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago

I've driven a bugatti and you will die. It doesn't turn well

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

this would change where you shop. and how much you spend on everything......

Dannybionic3 years ago

Yeah now I would go to the Sainsbury"s local by my house and go on massive spending sprees

Rae Ickler12 years ago

but just imagine though "i'll give you a blowjob for this piece of gum"

Babes9 years ago

I'll give you -train goes by- for that gum after you"ve chewed it.

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beandaddyo9 years ago

If I'm the most talent and famous lover, that makes me the richest man in the world!

Pantelope7 years ago

I want some mcdonalds

Dannybionic3 years ago

Wrong I think a McDonald"s is worth a blowjob and/or a good handjob

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xXxGirxXx11 years ago

So just a little bit like Finnick Odair?

StormyAnne7 years ago

I FUCKING LOVE YOU NOW!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU UNDERSTAND MY MIND!!!!!!!!!

OverSpn9 years ago

We can do anal if you can give me a kitten. Aight, let's do it in the back

xilemile1239 years ago

i would only buy things from girls

Dannybionic3 years ago

Smort

Asraaw9 years ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

Jackson Waite12 years ago

Hire a hot maid to do all of your shopping

DJ Duck9 years ago

XD U WON THE INTERNET

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DomZ1278 years ago

Win/win.

Jaraskur8 years ago

Just buy thinks from sexy persons ... How would you pay a whore ? 🤔

Tokimi6 years ago

You would have to do it with them twice LOL

Supersamurai9999 years ago

What if you are a boy

coycoymonkey5549 years ago

Umm I'm 12 so what will this do for me?

YellowCandy84322 years ago

same

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Ryan Cadd12 years ago

Only buy things from sexy people.

Axlar Overkill12 years ago

Guys, don't you realize that this would make getting ridiculously expensive things easy? I mean, you could get an entire mansion for a blowjob. A yacht. Fund any project just by giving blowjobs. Dude. This would be very useful.

Francesco Tessarin12 years ago

what's the problem :D im ready

Pyruxia10 years ago

Ew fuck no

li'l David10 years ago

Banging people instead of paying? YES.

li'l David10 years ago

...I'm such a perv...

je_m_appelle_Anastasia6 months ago

Который раз я это пишу...... А МИНУСЫ БУДУТ?🧐 Меня всё устраивает

kauapnhr8 years ago

Sure id give a blowjob and free anal just for food and stuff

lakotabebebe6 years ago

Unlimited sex, being able to donate all my money that I earn, AND being famous? What more could I want??

galolo9 years ago

downfall? xD

Jordan l9 years ago

Ehhh free stuff

WheatleyWheaties10 years ago

I'll just give the clerk a Dildo and take all the Dr. Pepper

JorineClarisseVivoGamac8 years ago

I"M FREE WITH SEX XD

MidnightWidow877 years ago

Ur desisting

Frankyboy11 years ago

need to find the right shops ...

OtterMemes8 years ago

53% need to kill themselves

Willo2ty10 years ago

Me:Oh I'll give you sex for this exbox!shopkeeper: ewwww no way!

Epicbassdrop10 years ago

Then all you have to do oral to get into faze clan. Fuck it m8

pudim_cosmico3 years ago

E HOJI QUE PERCO MINHA VIRGIDADE :>

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago

As long as they wash beforehand, I'm okay with it :)

Dave_Of_Russia7 years ago

Time to suck a lot of dick

Really9 years ago

What if theres someone hot

TheSedentaryGamer10 years ago

I Dont wanna fuck the gas station clerk fro a Hershy's bar....

ShelbyTheYandere10 years ago

Eh, idk.

meatloave6 months ago

I would press this only if the only people I would ever buy stuff from would be beautiful women.

Silviu Dumitru12 years ago

just imagine make oral to an old woman for one iphone

TheEvilNuggetCookie8 years ago

"I'll eat ur ass for this slurpee"

Thesatan5 years ago

I have never pressed a button so fast

ber60noscope9 years ago

what if im famous i have lots of money

Endershine9 years ago

I would not press the button

Skyrim lover9 years ago

why dosent this have a dislike

Suz Chance10 years ago

I'm going to be sick

KatarnLabs10 years ago

Okay puritan

BrendanCross8 years ago

This was probably aimed more at females but oh well

KineticTimeLord9 years ago

So, you're saying, I just gotta f*ck someone and I can get anything? I'm in!

TheFullMoonDevil11 years ago

Aaaaaaannnddd I don't care, protection all the time and BAM.

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