LOOPHOLE: Have doctors make the inability to bend joints a disease rendering the downside nonexistent. Also, if you are nice, you can let scientists take blood samples from you to study to give the rest of the world invincibility to disease.
julekjej8 months ago
But how would you let them know, because you cant speak
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Cguy8447 years ago
New disease comes around and scientists use you for cure in return they transfer your mind and immune system into another body.
ocelotwolfhorse4 years ago
you literally cant do that
nobody knows how at all
good luck
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BunnyLover11018 years ago
Last I checked a disability to move any of your joints was a sickness
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LnWzA1225038 years ago
*Thinks Of Minecraft*
Me : ... Ok. We can walk too.
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Virgil Foster12 years ago
You become the slightly incredible organic boulder.
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Daria Michałowska12 years ago
Hooray. I've always dreamed of being attractive to necrophiles only. Please.
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marshalla24110 years ago
that won't work out if u know what i mean
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Mop Pop9 years ago
Hahahahaha
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jasonvee9 years ago
i couldn't move
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spr_mystery_man7 years ago
arthritis?
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Roody charles9 years ago
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Rob Anybody9 years ago
Fuck you
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Lordpandadebest 8 years ago
Wow amaze boi
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firefightingcat11 years ago
What is the point then
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TheConney9 years ago
So i turn into sleimog ( german Name if i remember right ) and will be made out of trash and poison ....
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Kole6013 years ago
Credit to @loophole finder
LOOPHOLE: Have doctors make the inability to bend joints a disease rendering the downside nonexistent. Also, if you are nice, you can let scientists take blood samples from you to study to give the rest of the world invincibility to disease.
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notmi9 years ago
You can never get sick, but can never move... nope.
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Fries Mirage12 years ago
Once the doctor said it was a disease, I'm cured.
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Mop Pop9 years ago
Hahahahaha
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Electromagneta18 days ago
statue
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BellaRoseKozzy 9 years ago
waddle time!!
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harry9 years ago
I couldn't stand being stiff as a rock
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KitiaraTerry7 years ago
not being able to Bend Joints in your body is a disease so you would be immune >:3
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Bearkitty111 years ago
Sooo... you wouldn't be able to open your jaw to communicate or eat? You'd be a vegetable, communicating only through grunts and blinking morse code. You couldn't even move, and you'd have to be fed through an I.V.! :0
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foxy guy 9 years ago
Who wouldn't click the button
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Super-Shark283 years ago
Minecraft in real life
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az3us9 years ago
I don't bend my joints anyway. I roll on the ground everywhere I go.
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Tman1059 years ago
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Tour Xiu Rose12 years ago
holdupholdupholdupholdupholdup
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jshaw719 years ago
NOT worth it...
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kingbobert249 years ago
bad bad baaaaaad!!!
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Samurai_bat9 years ago
Paralysis means you'd have a horrible life plus I'd rather take the chance with disease as my immune system is pretty good
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JustARandomDude5 years ago
Not being able to bend the joints IS a disease, right?
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bishwet11 years ago
I see no downside.
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Sophwiphwi9 years ago
Then i guess we're still vulnerable to paralysis
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