Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago

There are many buttons where the downside is actually a direct/indirect consequence of the upside (most commonly, “you become immortal but you will watch your loved ones die/float in the cold vacuum of space”). This is one of those buttons where the reverse is the case.

thisisminenow 10 years ago

You don't need to destroy humanity to get rid of the patriarchy. It's a lot easier than that. Here, I'll show you ... oh look, no patriarchy

Ktulu1701 9 years ago

If there"s a patriarchy women wouldn't be able to speak freely about the "rights they don't have" or have as many different roles in different jobs/businesses. If you want to see real sexism, go to the middle East where women have acid poured on their face... [Show full comment]

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Omegus 9 years ago

LOOPHOLE: According to feminism, gender is simply a social construct. If that IS true, females ARE males, and males ARE females. Therefore, one gender is abusing itself, and there IS no patriarchy.

Omegus 9 years ago

...which means the human race cannot end.

GhostGirl627 10 years ago

Finally, something that can get rid of humans!

Good_Shepherd 10 years ago

Patriarchy already doesn't exist sooooo, theres no need to push the button.

Dantheman10 9 years ago

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Chez3 9 years ago

What patriarchy? Oh! You mean that thing that doesn't exist!

TheRealDealDean 7 years ago

Distruction of nonexistent construct (anymore) to end Humanity? Hell no!

Yensy Polanco 13 years ago

i see no down side

RedHotDanger 5 years ago

Down with the human race!

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JP Sands 13 years ago

"Sniff" I smell feminist hyenas.... "Sniff"

boooiiii 5 years ago

*sniff* *sniff* I smell a long dead necro thread

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dragonbornkiller909 8 years ago

What patriarchy

JosephChambers 8 years ago

lonely pizza is ULTRON! JUST KIDDING

LoLsaur334 8 years ago

How canu destroy something that doesn't exist???

Zack_zack 9 years ago

There is no fucking patriarchy

getsherket500 9 years ago

end of humans=no good

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

The human race is terrible! We are destroying the world instead of helping everything alive! >B)

EastonPolnick 9 years ago

It doesnt specify when the human race will die, so it could be in 1 billion years, ahhh the loopholes

Engieneer900 9 years ago

Potato.

flamber 9 years ago

I get to end all human life? YES

Danger-Noodle 9 years ago

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LuciferIsMySpiritAnimal 9 years ago

But what if I tell you I pressed the button to end the human race?

Tumlet 10 years ago

Chose to press because of the supposing downside

PhoenixAshes 10 years ago

What is patriarchy?

christian W 11 years ago

EXTERMINATE EXTERMENATE!

LegonTW 11 years ago

Who wrote this? A feminist 50 shades fan ?

Veris Marock 13 years ago

I WILL BURN THE PATRIARCHY TO THE GROUND AND RULE OVER WOMAN KI-...wait a minute...

The-yogohero 9 years ago

Lol

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MyNameJeff 11 years ago

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