Will You Press The Button?

00Cubic7 months ago

The computer will isekai me to somewhere better

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago

My computer can turn into a fucking Dragon

shalemik7 years ago

Festus!

Marl Marl Shirubanusu12 years ago

USB stick bitches

minecrafter86994 years ago

external drive

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Buddercart8 years ago

Onepunch

PressMeBabyOneMoreTime8 years ago

I'm disappointed in you! Eating my food's food like that. Jerk

Mario8yoshi8 years ago

Free clear Web browser history. Good... if you catch my drift.

Anthony Spanier12 years ago

Saves the trouble of clearing browser history.

AmazingJennifer7 years ago

ya but you can do nothing wich it

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TylerRuotolo7 years ago

It says memory which means RAM not storage so we"re good

NikaQavtaradze7 years ago

Watch pooorns every day (A.K.A. Snoop dogg)

RKW7 years ago

RAM is wiped out anyway after turning off

Silly_Squirt7 years ago

Time to look up memes and stuff at school >:)

All_the_good_names_were_taken7 years ago

If it can do anything make it so that it wouldn't loose it"s memory every day.

gay_retard7 years ago

Loophole: get a hard drive

Daria MichaÅ‚owska12 years ago

Lol wtf. So you are telling me that I can eg. break into goddamn Pentagon and there will be virtually no traces of it the very next day? Someone clearly has a wrong concept of the whole "downside" thing.

Ultimate_Genius8 years ago

you could get away with everything

M4thDJ8 years ago

Well you don't lose anything. You get a New computer and just save the important stuff on your Other computer and simply do stuff that require good performance on your god computer.

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Haha, did you mean to type "god"? Because that was perfect.

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

If it can do everything it can not have it"s memory wiped.

sponge9 years ago

Free computer!

MrSteroids9 years ago

i'll use the super computer for unusual things and buy an ordinary computer for the normal computer uses

charlied58589 years ago

And this, people, is Android.

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Actually, I have an Android phone, laptop, and computer and it doesn't do that.

Cocaine shit is pussycock vagina penis12 years ago

Since it can do anything... Recover everything that was wiped xD and for those people who delete browsing history... just use google chrome and browse on incognito tabs :D

imavirginnn4 years ago

did a 7 year old write that name

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Andreas Jokiel12 years ago

If this Computer could do anything, I would tell it (he can understand what I say because it can do ANYTHING) to fill up my bank account infinitely whithout being Illegal, then I could buy a supercomputer and everything else I would ever need :D

Hyltran4 years ago

And stop 🛑 global warning make the world a perfect 🤩 place make everyone immortal and prevent the heat death of the universe wile we are at it :)

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Alex Conroy Egan12 years ago

If it can do anything, can I not just tell it to get its memory back?

Pastel-Cringe138 years ago

Paradox

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago

And? It says memory, not hard drive. (plus, even it said hard drive I would still press it, if it can do anything it can make bacon out of thin air(?))

Vasek Wolf Hlousek12 years ago

i would just store it in my drive disc

Kristofer Skarphedinsson12 years ago

that is the best thing evar now no one will get to know what i did on my computer

Axlar Overkill12 years ago

"It's" APOSTROPHE ABUSE ALERT.

dankmemes1018 years ago

TheThinker, no it isn't. It"s = It is "Every day it is memory is wiped clean" That doesn't make any sense.

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Eking10-ME7 years ago

I just wont download anything

spookawaii9 years ago

it can give me weapons, superpowers, meals, a bathroom, change this box with a house... a better computer, actualize, auto repair memory... Just fakin say yeah bruh.

Messi2238 years ago

Create an app to save your storage

ACEBullfrog9 years ago

Loop hole Have another memory drive on hand and configure the computer to wipe an already hard drive. done and done.

FrienderDragon5 years ago

Why would anyone say no.

Supercyzer9 years ago

I still can keep my old one right? So why not, it's a free almighty computer!

ThePaulDude8 years ago

You could save everything on a portable hard drive.

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baller_the_infinite9 years ago

The Cloud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do_More38 years ago

Do stuff in that computer..move stuff to my computer...

MLGman9 years ago

I would upload my computers hard drive to dropbox, or use a USB. And if it can do anything, couldn't I just launch nukes at north korea? :D

MadaraUchiha9 years ago

Mari you got a point but what will you do when your USB stick breaks? xD

bojackhorseman8 years ago

lol

Oniiko2 years ago

This is how i will commit crimes

CoolBro52269 years ago

I can just get like pizza no memory wiped there

Sudokori 10 years ago

Use external hard drive to store all your games and such. If you need to, use a note pad to write down all the stuff you need to put on it every morning