Will You Press The Button?

You gain eternal youth

but

You can never have sex again

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Ace_Arts 6 years ago

Lmao im ace i would never have sex to begin with

AltriveHater 2 years ago

Same lmao

Hannah Rashefa Gultom 13 years ago

What do you mean "again"

watsonsword 9 years ago

Yeah, really.

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ToughGirl95 6 years ago

Aro Ace cackling

JMAS 9 years ago

Asexuals laughing

Screaming_internaly 6 years ago

*laughs in aroace*

lazyredditor69 7 years ago

"Again" A lot of people using this app are Virgins

CookieDoesGamesYT 11 years ago

OPJFDSJITasdfghj lol idc if i dont get sex who would plus u would become kinda a virgin so idc im a girl anyway!

Hazeleyes 9 years ago

*asexual laughter*

AshirriiIsnotsogood 8 years ago

What"s the downside?

Giana3 9 years ago

Sure Sex Ain’t cool for me.

Mojilon 9 years ago

Artemis Am I rite or am I rite?

K_K 10 years ago

iL just masturebate :)

Laurel 10 years ago

All the asexuals out there be like... HA.

Grim_G 10 years ago

Nah fuck dat

CadenThruston 10 years ago

but you couldnt

Destiel32 10 years ago

asexual bitch

Destiel32 10 years ago

asexual laughter

Hikari Jansen 13 years ago

Already asexual, yay!

Okay_Selection_ 4 years ago

Same

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Johanne Sebastien Bach 13 years ago

Eternal youth is a worse downside. Watch Doctor Who and you'll understand why this is a worse fate.

endertux 5 years ago

you don't age, it didn't say you can't die

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Dayna Morris 13 years ago

Joke's on you. I'm not asexual, but I don't like the idea of sex

Imperalista 5 years ago

@loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Well you are not wrong.

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Conner Wolf 13 years ago

Sex makes you look younger, proven fact.

pendehoe 11 years ago

virgins

018549 9 years ago

Noooooooooooooooo!!!

LizAliceGurl 9 years ago

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!

Eeveegirl_01 10 years ago

There's always vibrators

Lover2385 11 years ago

hehehehehe 69%

Whats up nice balls no homo btw 11 years ago

10 year old

Armadoodle 927 11 years ago

Sex is only to make babies witch I don't want

xSkj 10 years ago

I'll never have sex :, (

Jackmo567 11 years ago

Fuck that (pun intended)

WhiteChocolateCoveredPretzels 9 years ago

I’m too young! I’m only 10!

Darkvine 11 years ago

FUCK YES... I would rather be immortal instead of horny as shit.

AIRSummer 5 years ago

*LAUGHS IN ASEXUAL*

daelyn12 11 years ago

I'm a virgin so i don't CARE

lexxtheauthor 9 years ago

I don't care about being youthful but I LOVE my gf...

OompaLoompaLarryandJimmygingivitisJohnson 9 years ago

You can love your girlfriend and not have sex

Lukas BÃ¼hling 13 years ago

fapmania

Nathanielmon 10 years ago

I need to have it once to have it again

warriorcatsandcrap 10 years ago

I DON'T CARE ABOUT FUCKING LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moon67 9 years ago

But you can't fuck love either

Inferno727 10 years ago

I can still rub my dick on a girls boob or ass I doesn't count as sex

SilverMoonStar7 6 years ago

That’s a lose all the way around

the-hunter 11 years ago

my eternal youth sucks. so don't give a f***

Florine 11 years ago

sex is not the problem... I won't see my friends die !

OneLonelyPilot 11 years ago

*asexual pressing that button to death*

NoriAraya 9 years ago

at least you woud still have toys

lolzebrazs 12 years ago

NOT WORTH IT!

Soup2 10 years ago

Dry humping?

Ajimixu 10 months ago

自慰是最棒的:P

Oscar Skull Ex 11 years ago

I am inmortal

Magickat 10 years ago

um... upside? being young virgin? downside? being.... forever young... never know pleasure.. e.o

David10001000 11 years ago

Lol ahhahaha sex 4ever

thetakenking51 9 years ago

i have not had the ting u call the sex so does no relate to me

epic97101 7 years ago

*hides the button from my crush*

cc1 11 years ago

69 percent will not

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