Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

31589 (35%) 59436 (65%)

31589 (35%) people have pressed this button, while 59436 (65%) did not.

You gain eternal youth

but

You can never have sex again

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Ace_Arts3 years ago

Lmao im ace i would never have sex to begin with

JMAS7 years ago

Asexuals laughing

ToughGirl954 years ago

Aro Ace cackling

Hannah Rashefa Gultom11 years ago

What do you mean "again"

watsonsword7 years ago

Yeah, really.

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Screaming_internaly3 years ago

*laughs in aroace*

Hazeleyes6 years ago

*asexual laughter*

CookieDoesGamesYT8 years ago

OPJFDSJITasdfghj lol idc if i dont get sex who would plus u would become kinda a virgin so idc im a girl anyway!

lazyredditor695 years ago

"Again" A lot of people using this app are Virgins

AshirriiIsnotsogood6 years ago

What"s the downside?

Giana36 years ago

Sure Sex Ain’t cool for me.

Mojilon7 years ago

Artemis Am I rite or am I rite?

K_K7 years ago

iL just masturebate :)

Laurel8 years ago

All the asexuals out there be like... HA.

Grim_G8 years ago

Nah fuck dat

CadenThruston7 years ago

but you couldnt

Destiel328 years ago

asexual bitch

Destiel328 years ago

asexual laughter

Hikari Jansen11 years ago

Already asexual, yay!

Okay_Selection_last year

Same

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Johanne Sebastien Bach11 years ago

Eternal youth is a worse downside. Watch Doctor Who and you'll understand why this is a worse fate.

endertux3 years ago

you don't age, it didn't say you can't die

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Dayna Morris11 years ago

Joke's on you. I'm not asexual, but I don't like the idea of sex

Imperalista2 years ago

@loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Well you are not wrong.

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Conner Wolf11 years ago

Sex makes you look younger, proven fact.

mrktz8 years ago

Who cares about sex, you will live to see empires rise and fall; you'll be able to touch other planets. You'll be able to tan with the rays on another sun!!

Imperalista2 years ago

That is a sad life.

Oggy9 years ago

Ewwwwww

NICEIT9 years ago

i dont wannoo

Armageddon_CR7 years ago

If its your fist time then Go big go home

Mrcool2108 years ago

That's not too different from what I got going on right now.

Oldiron_794 years ago

But that defeats the purpose of having it

D3athl0rdoo78 years ago

What if I don't anything and they fuck me while Im asleep

HeiskaHix8 years ago

Nnnnoooooooo

OneLonelyPilot9 years ago

*asexual pressing that button to death*

beddie4 months ago

downside?

BassDust8 years ago

"Again" suggest there was already a first time.

LizAliceGurl7 years ago

DAMN!!! SO MANY PPL WOULDN'T WANT THAT! OH MY GAWD! XD I honestly don't care for that s***

lolzebrazs10 years ago

NOT WORTH IT!

thefantasticat8 years ago

Doesn't say you can't masturbate

Boonjamin3 months ago

Based af

0185497 years ago

Noooooooooooooooo!!!

LizAliceGurl7 years ago

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!

Eeveegirl_018 years ago

There's always vibrators

pendehoe9 years ago

virgins

Armadoodle 9278 years ago

Sex is only to make babies witch I don't want

Lover23859 years ago

hehehehehe 69%

Whats up nice balls no homo btw8 years ago

10 year old

WhiteChocolateCoveredPretzels6 years ago

I’m too young! I’m only 10!

Darkvine9 years ago

FUCK YES... I would rather be immortal instead of horny as shit.

xSkj8 years ago

I'll never have sex :, (

Jackmo5678 years ago

Fuck that (pun intended)

Nathanielmon8 years ago

I need to have it once to have it again

AIRSummer2 years ago

*LAUGHS IN ASEXUAL*

daelyn129 years ago

I'm a virgin so i don't CARE

lexxtheauthor7 years ago

I don't care about being youthful but I LOVE my gf...

OompaLoompaLarryandJimmygingivitisJohnson7 years ago

You can love your girlfriend and not have sex

Lukas BÃ¼hling11 years ago

fapmania

SilverMoonStar74 years ago

That’s a lose all the way around

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