Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

32229 (35%) 60678 (65%)

32229 (35%) people have pressed this button, while 60678 (65%) did not.

You gain eternal youth

but

You can never have sex again

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JMAS8 years ago

Asexuals laughing

Ace_Arts4 years ago

Lmao im ace i would never have sex to begin with

AltriveHater11 months ago

Same lmao

Hannah Rashefa Gultom12 years ago

What do you mean "again"

watsonsword8 years ago

Yeah, really.

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ToughGirl955 years ago

Aro Ace cackling

lazyredditor696 years ago

"Again" A lot of people using this app are Virgins

Screaming_internaly4 years ago

*laughs in aroace*

CookieDoesGamesYT9 years ago

OPJFDSJITasdfghj lol idc if i dont get sex who would plus u would become kinda a virgin so idc im a girl anyway!

Hazeleyes7 years ago

*asexual laughter*

AshirriiIsnotsogood7 years ago

What"s the downside?

Giana37 years ago

Sure Sex Ain’t cool for me.

Mojilon8 years ago

Artemis Am I rite or am I rite?

K_K9 years ago

iL just masturebate :)

Laurel9 years ago

All the asexuals out there be like... HA.

Grim_G9 years ago

Nah fuck dat

CadenThruston8 years ago

but you couldnt

Destiel329 years ago

asexual bitch

Destiel329 years ago

asexual laughter

Hikari Jansen12 years ago

Already asexual, yay!

Okay_Selection_2 years ago

Same

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Johanne Sebastien Bach12 years ago

Eternal youth is a worse downside. Watch Doctor Who and you'll understand why this is a worse fate.

endertux4 years ago

you don't age, it didn't say you can't die

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Dayna Morris12 years ago

Joke's on you. I'm not asexual, but I don't like the idea of sex

Imperalista3 years ago

@loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Well you are not wrong.

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Conner Wolf12 years ago

Sex makes you look younger, proven fact.

mrktz9 years ago

Who cares about sex, you will live to see empires rise and fall; you'll be able to touch other planets. You'll be able to tan with the rays on another sun!!

Imperalista3 years ago

That is a sad life.

Oggy10 years ago

Ewwwwww

Mrcool2109 years ago

That's not too different from what I got going on right now.

Oldiron_795 years ago

But that defeats the purpose of having it

NICEIT10 years ago

i dont wannoo

Armageddon_CR8 years ago

If its your fist time then Go big go home

OneLonelyPilot10 years ago

*asexual pressing that button to death*

D3athl0rdoo79 years ago

What if I don't anything and they fuck me while Im asleep

HeiskaHix9 years ago

Nnnnoooooooo

thefantasticat9 years ago

Doesn't say you can't masturbate

Boonjaminlast year

Based af

beddielast year

downside?

BassDust10 years ago

"Again" suggest there was already a first time.

LizAliceGurl8 years ago

DAMN!!! SO MANY PPL WOULDN'T WANT THAT! OH MY GAWD! XD I honestly don't care for that s***

lolzebrazs11 years ago

NOT WORTH IT!

pendehoe10 years ago

virgins

0185498 years ago

Noooooooooooooooo!!!

LizAliceGurl8 years ago

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!

Eeveegirl_019 years ago

There's always vibrators

Armadoodle 9279 years ago

Sex is only to make babies witch I don't want

Lover238510 years ago

hehehehehe 69%

Whats up nice balls no homo btw9 years ago

10 year old

Jackmo5679 years ago

Fuck that (pun intended)

WhiteChocolateCoveredPretzels7 years ago

I’m too young! I’m only 10!

Darkvine10 years ago

FUCK YES... I would rather be immortal instead of horny as shit.

xSkj9 years ago

I'll never have sex :, (

daelyn1210 years ago

I'm a virgin so i don't CARE

lexxtheauthor8 years ago

I don't care about being youthful but I LOVE my gf...

OompaLoompaLarryandJimmygingivitisJohnson8 years ago

You can love your girlfriend and not have sex

Lukas BÃ¼hling12 years ago

fapmania

Nathanielmon9 years ago

I need to have it once to have it again

AIRSummer3 years ago

*LAUGHS IN ASEXUAL*

Inferno7279 years ago

I can still rub my dick on a girls boob or ass I doesn't count as sex

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