Will You Press The Button?

Aldebaran_Smith 9 months ago

Stable job and Psychic powers...

Deastiel_shiper last year

Fūck da government

JonCena 11 years ago

Murder=Fun

imavirginnn 6 years ago

thanks for the advice jon cena

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MrsEvansHiddleston 10 years ago

Soooo... basically become the Winter Soldier?

SilverHalt 8 years ago

Heak yeh

SilentJill345 6 years ago

1.Ask if you can use your power. 2.Use Mind Control 3.MURDER IS FUN 4.Profit

Katze 10 years ago

Whooops the government was the wrong person to kill

Icode1 10 years ago

if i play my cards right i could control the government and the world ....... que evil laughter

Duolingo 5 months ago

@megan just ask them🤯

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Apollo924 4 years ago

Murder them!

gadlygamer 5 years ago

screw the government i do what i want

Rexina 9 years ago

Yay.I can amazing psychic powers

Aaron Waterson 13 years ago

Make them give you permission by controlling them.

Weirddude43 6 years ago

Exactly, but they wouldnt know, would they?

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Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

Make them give you permission for evrrything and then make them destroy all physical evidence and wipe their memories afterwards. So, a year of deleting evidence you have a life of pshycic powers.

Famalam 9 years ago

Lol just kill the government

yofacegamer 10 years ago

this comment will get the least amount of likes

MrDoobles 4 years ago

Downvote :)

Meta-Ton 5 years ago

So im a slave with super powers..... Good. Fuck that!

Evil_J 5 years ago

Jason Bourne got nothin on me

dgzdrg5gdz 6 years ago

Sounds good. You"re my first target!

Futurefounda1 10 years ago

Ask for permission to do something to them that they will love. Make them do whatever you want. Use your powers. Never do weird stuff. Win-win

Herogaia 10 years ago

and my life as a bad-ass begin

Gerry2877 10 years ago

Hell yeah. Kill people and be badass, I'll take it.

Korthar 10 years ago

So I get amazing powers but I can't ever use them for myself? No thanks I want to go on irresponsible rampages with my god-like powers thank you.

Icode1 10 years ago

yes and exactly

ButtonLord 11 years ago

For the sake of civil life (and i hate the goverment), i will not.

eeeee 11 years ago

am I an assasin of the Templars then?

Katie Riedy 13 years ago

Ask for permission to use the powers got your mission, then kill them instead.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

good one

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William Bishop 13 years ago

Immortality so I can play with the government for a few decades, and destroy their consciousnesses when I have to kill an innocent (I'll know because telepathy)

WubbaLubbaDubDub 10 years ago

You don't have immortality, you only have psychic powers and you can't look at any time in the future that they don't give you permission to look at xD

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

i would use them aginst the goverment

WubbaLubbaDubDub 10 years ago

Did you even read it? You can't use them against the government unless the government gives you permission to use them against the government -_-

Lena Arya Stevens 13 years ago

no point if I cant chose when to use them

Johnny Joist 13 years ago

Create your own government. use your powers. Nody said it must be the government of a country with more than one person.

iiSamG 10 years ago

You "can" amazing psychic powers

That_OP_Kitten 11 years ago

loop hole

OliveInky 6 years ago

So be deadpool but legal?

c0039 4 months ago

/kill @a

viktormn 11 years ago

i only see that i have to work for the government, but can just kill them. or controll them to never give me a mission

Kaitlynmorefield 8 years ago

It would kinda be like being a gladiator

------ 10 years ago

KILL THE GOVERNMENT

Nickanater 11 years ago

I would use the psychic powers to make your grammar better

Zletro 9 years ago

Control the government controlling me

ThatWeirdGuyFromTheBus 10 years ago

Piero ima problema

Ikun4 2 years ago

Homelander：i can whatever the fucking i want

Bebebe 9 years ago

You can just control them to say you could buse bbqnitnyour powers whenever where ever and if they find out control em again and/or kill em

Unsun99 10 years ago

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no name578 10 years ago

MOAR

Sc_3ta3009 5 years ago

U do faster kill the government

Daedolon Mage 12 years ago

I don't care I would kill government with mah pawers and I would do whatever i want, so no downside for meh... (Though I would be feared and entire world would attempt to kill me)

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

Your country may have chaos in it as a consequence of your acts...

The Unkown 11 years ago

i would just kill the government

Annoyingperson420 7 years ago

I"ve always wanted to be an assassin soo...

RavenclawTrash 9 years ago

sign me the fuck up

X12346 9 years ago

Trump!!! Trump!!!

tarkie 10 years ago

soo i'm a ghost from sc2 ?

SixRose last year

hey guys,i will just got a best job

swordanddagger 11 years ago

where's the downside

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