You will recieve £5000 (or an equivalent of your choice; non-taxable) for killing a person. You cannot be arrested for this and nobody (except the person you kill) knows that you did it.
but
They must be concious prior to the killing. You must keep eye contact during the killing. They are fully aware and can talk during the event.
I will not


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DrDjent5 years ago
no hesitation.

235x0last year
No mercy

RNJR7 years ago
Kill rapists.

Sky_beelast year
I will be joining you

Shadow_Sage7579 years ago
That is sick

_Wendell_5 years ago
I will kill everyone

Cody Mayo12 years ago
Time to kill [insert pretentious, cocky, horrible celebrity here].

daboi9897 months ago
Trump. Easiest fill of my life
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Malcolmxt9 years ago
You would fell horrible it's evil why would you do this

Mimic_Lord9 months ago
You (probably) wouldn't if you killed the right person, like a dictator or a deranged serial killer
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iiMysstiiic6 years ago
Sounds like free money

NobodySpecial6 years ago
How is that a downside

Stick_Zero_Anims6 years ago
Im hitman now BIACH

Josh Brown12 years ago
Is this how you join the modern Dark Brotherhood?

Hogger4407 years ago
Flex like this
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TurtleShroom8 years ago
Goodbye Dylan Roof.

Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago
I presume this means we can choose who we like to kill, so I would kill someone who is in agonising pain already and is going to die in a few days anyway. So I put them out of their misery, they are happy and I have £5000 or an equivalent. I would feel a little guilty afterwards though.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
HILARY CAN'T BE ELECTED!!!
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Nathan Marchand12 years ago
How did more people not say they'd do this?

Christian Exerath Crowley12 years ago
id walk around stabbing people lol

Maryanne Oketch12 years ago
I kill a criminal... loophole.

Nono5772 years ago
No I agree here, killing a criminal isn’t inherently a loophole. Being an executioner on death row maybe, but then there’s a few issues with the whole nobody will know part. Even then, unless you’re a psychopath it’ll still weigh on your mind. I don’t think there really is a loophole for this one
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Thomas Marley12 years ago
Mitt Romney here I come!

DerpyDolphin9 years ago
46 is 3
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Matthewwww7 months ago
Most of these comments are about killing multiple people. That not what the question says.

NathanClark8 years ago
Donald trump

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Justin Bieber exists. Downside not found. I can't believe there's only a single comment saying that.

Lucas0194929419 years ago
YOU CALL *THAT* A -?

legionivory8 years ago
So basically I'm getting paid $5,000 to be an assassin, AND I get away with it? Shit, this is downside-free.

keganmonster9 years ago
killy: what are you doing? killer: killing you killy: why? killer: to get money killy: dead...

BladeoftheArbiter7 years ago
Yessssssssssss

Babagaming8 years ago
You"re basically contractkiller

Davimalu9 years ago
What if I pay something 2000 to kill him. So I still get 3000?

Yuleneverguesslast year
Never said I had to kill someone. It just insures that I do not get caught for my actions if i do decide to help carry someone else's soul into the afterlife. ._.

CheesePlayerYT8 years ago
Bye bye Justin Bieber

Peradox11 years ago
Kill someone you hate, or kill someone who deserves it. Or both.

Zacattac8 years ago
"LION KING REFERENCE!"

gmeehanfilms9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

GalaxyBrainLoopholes3 years ago
imagine a dude just walk up to you, look you in the eye, and you just start having a heart attack

willrelf929 years ago
I couldn't envisage myself ever killing somebody, whether there was monetary motivation behind it or not.

Corey Moll12 years ago
I could agree to this for killing like a drug lord or white collar criminal, but not an innocent person, so i said no.

Oldiron_797 years ago
(Opens sex offender registry to find target)

PooperDooperSooper9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

XxLeon.KuwataxX9 years ago
Downside?

Android30008 years ago
Here I go killing again

farizyam9 years ago
i have already killed a lot of "someone" in GTA, so why not?

BriteTaylor8 years ago
Huh?

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Mai-chan8 years ago
Trump, here I come...! Oh, it appears I was too late. DANG IT!

A Undertale Fan9 years ago
kill someone who wants to be killed

Cheeeselast year
eh worth it

RyusukeSosuke8 years ago
Can I do this a bunch of times?

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
probably

oldnotweak10 years ago
killing all the lying politicians even the ones that are cheating for my side, if you make a fucking campaign promise you better keep that shit after getting into office you piece of crap!

Dah_dude6 years ago
I can kill someone with a deathseantence

Cyberknigt9 years ago
just finish them off before they can talk... bullet to the head or gu and murder him punisher or AC style

DickLover9 years ago
Most people would kill someone else for money. What a surprise!

ScottishCookie2 years ago
Welp all the bad people are now dead.

Knuckes699 years ago
This is dark.
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