Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

Forgotten_fire3 months ago

no thanks, im good.

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LOLTROL20068 years ago

Wht is the downside? if it is a problem destroy clones and done

ThePaulDude2 years ago

Don't count on it, chances are they'll kill you first & your spouse probably can't tell the difference between you & the clone so she'll end up sleeping with the clone thinking it"s you.

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FurryzFornicate8 years ago

Well if they are exact clones of me in personality I would not make them do everything. That wouldn't work. No we would all have to share tasks and responsibilities. Who does what would have to be determined at random and then once decided a schedule would...[Show full comment]

Bilbocarp8 years ago

This would also technically mean they are better at dying

dankmemes1018 years ago

And living...

Jammcb6 years ago

Can I clone my clones, then each clones will be better than the previous and eventually I'll have an elite force of soldiers

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago

Kage bunshin no jutsu!

Nasos7 years ago

They can't be better than me at being worse than me

William Holloway12 years ago

clones, welcome to high school

EthanDumpleton2 years ago

y u p

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densch7 years ago

ehm,, where"s the downside? Only people that would have problems with this have some pride aka arrogance issues and cant handle it if someone is better than themselves. I could create a company oof myself and have my clones do dishes and stuff and go ea...[Show full comment]

EvilBloxBoss7 years ago

If my clones are better than me, I could have them teach me how to do stuff like them, then make a new clone, and he will be better than the previous clone, so you could get repeatedly smarter and smarter.

Zanoth9 years ago

It says nothing about my clones being subservient to me, so no thanks.

EumeliaCly8 years ago

*Clones herself* Me: yay no exams

Pyrosinical5 years ago

Clones welcome to war

qak9 years ago

The world could always use more heroes

IceBloxFreezer9 years ago

I can introduce my clones to everyone and then roll them in a carpet and push them off a bridge! Hehe

Pepperonutti9 years ago

Kill yourself, the clones will be the new human race. Go Hazel's! Go and defeat the non-clones

Davynavy029 years ago

There's no downside I can play finnaly legend of Zelda four swords :D yay

YourBoiTy6757 years ago

i make a clone, he gets filthy rich cause hes perfect, and then i kill him and steal his identity with no proof of his death cause hes my CLONE.... YAY

ThePaulDude2 years ago

This sounds stupid, you clearly didn't think this through did you?

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GurlOfDaButton9 years ago

Make them do everything for me Cuz they will be great listeners/slaves/servants

Dumbass849 years ago

I am the unique and i dont want no one like me ðŸ˜ƒ

Mahziel Light12 years ago

the important question is can I control them with supreme authority? 381 people assume the answer is yes but it never pays to make assumptions

Caleb Adams12 years ago

Finally! Someone who can do my chores for me!

Migdin18 years ago

Except if they make you do the chores for them

Blake Walker12 years ago

It is a nice ability to have even if you don't use it. There is no downside.

Ge Li12 years ago

They'll do my work well, so I'll get raise and get more money while I'm just sitting there doing nothing. Fuck yeah!

QXF8 years ago

That"s not always a bad thing.

Ap0quadrad010 years ago

They will get more gilrs then me so at least 3

Forgotten_fire3 months ago

haha, no downside be like

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

I don't need a clone

Otaku Alex12 years ago

That would make him me V2, I like this idea. And since he is me, there's no point of V1 being there. I can just watch him to stuff. Wait, maybe we could become a team! Only me could help with my projects while agreeing with my opinions.

SemiIsback7 years ago

better at making friends? Oh crap im f-----

Dark_Raven979 years ago

they make my homework

JohnnyTheAnimator3 years ago

Ok sure

March 14, 1592 at 6:53.58 PM was the best pi day time ever9 years ago

51% of everybody who viewed this WYPTB are idiots. If my clone sees me doing something, he will teach me the right/a better way to do it. BOOM

WildKatGirl8 years ago

Have fun learning from an infant for about five years, then.

Superwar37957 years ago

Then they’re not clones are they lol

blong19 years ago

i'll be sitting home while they work for me

Minotaur8 years ago

I KNOW ask your clones for the answers for the test

zerosteve10 years ago

junkwarrior i just created an account to tell you you're a fucking idiot for posting that...

TheOneAndOnlySmartyPant7 years ago

SEND CLONES TO SCHOOL, DO MY CHORES, HELP ME WIN A FIGHT, AND HELP ME GET PAST THE LAST LEVEL IN ALL MY GAMES? Done and done

Epicbassdrop9 years ago

For me this isn't possible

AssHar8 years ago

So, I get to lazy around all day while a clone does all the work I"d usually do and I can have like 5 jobs at once because my clones do them all for me. And if I ever, for any reason need them outta my life, would it still be suicide if it"s a clone? I dunno.

WildKatGirl8 years ago

Why would they do all your chores and jobs for you? I can't see you being willing to do other people"s work just because they have the same DNA as you. And no, it would not be suicide to kill your own clone, it would be murder.

crownofthorns10 years ago

So.. if my clone's better than me at drawing, she draws something, and I get the credit... I don't see any downsides here..??

UwUegirl4 years ago

so they"re better at work ethic... and better at enjoying doing tasks, and better at being my slaves

MexicoMania9 years ago

Put them in my math final

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

doesnt say i cant absorb them when i dont need them. math class is a go.

Panifex8 years ago

Hot diggity

I like pressing red buttons9 years ago

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GlaDurDeaD9 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA! LESSER BEING, YOUR SOUL IS WEAK! FEED MY INFINATE POWER WITH YOUR LIFEFORCE, MISSERABLE WORM! YOU ARE BUT A MERE HUMAN GHOST! OOOH YOU CAN STAB PEOPLE! BIG FUCKING DEAL. YOU'RE SO BAD AT THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE ALIVE, YO...[Show full comment]

Kevin_Skjevelnes9 years ago

Homeworks and tasks

SoleSurvivor10 years ago

so what? I'll just clone myself and then kill old me. no downside at all there

littleb3 years ago

404: Downside Not Found

ThePaulDude2 years ago

There"s a bunch actually, your just thinking about it properly.

Serpentine Determination9 years ago

Bad side please?

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