Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover1969 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

Forgotten_fire 2 years ago

no thanks, im good.

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LOLTROL2006 9 years ago

Wht is the downside? if it is a problem destroy clones and done

ThePaulDude 3 years ago

Don't count on it, chances are they'll kill you first & your spouse probably can't tell the difference between you & the clone so she'll end up sleeping with the clone thinking it"s you.

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FurryzFornicate 9 years ago

Well if they are exact clones of me in personality I would not make them do everything. That wouldn't work. No we would all have to share tasks and responsibilities. Who does what would have to be determined at random and then once decided a schedule would... [Show full comment]

Bilbocarp 9 years ago

This would also technically mean they are better at dying

dankmemes101 9 years ago

And living...

Jammcb 7 years ago

Can I clone my clones, then each clones will be better than the previous and eventually I'll have an elite force of soldiers

William Holloway 13 years ago

clones, welcome to high school

EthanDumpleton 3 years ago

y u p

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Nasos 8 years ago

They can't be better than me at being worse than me

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

Kage bunshin no jutsu!

densch 8 years ago

ehm,, where"s the downside? Only people that would have problems with this have some pride aka arrogance issues and cant handle it if someone is better than themselves. I could create a company oof myself and have my clones do dishes and stuff and go ea... [Show full comment]

Zanoth 11 years ago

It says nothing about my clones being subservient to me, so no thanks.

EvilBloxBoss 9 years ago

If my clones are better than me, I could have them teach me how to do stuff like them, then make a new clone, and he will be better than the previous clone, so you could get repeatedly smarter and smarter.

EumeliaCly 9 years ago

*Clones herself* Me: yay no exams

Pyrosinical 7 years ago

Clones welcome to war

qak 10 years ago

The world could always use more heroes

IceBloxFreezer 10 years ago

I can introduce my clones to everyone and then roll them in a carpet and push them off a bridge! Hehe

Pepperonutti 10 years ago

Kill yourself, the clones will be the new human race. Go Hazel's! Go and defeat the non-clones

Davynavy02 11 years ago

There's no downside I can play finnaly legend of Zelda four swords :D yay

YourBoiTy675 8 years ago

i make a clone, he gets filthy rich cause hes perfect, and then i kill him and steal his identity with no proof of his death cause hes my CLONE.... YAY

ThePaulDude 3 years ago

This sounds stupid, you clearly didn't think this through did you?

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GurlOfDaButton 11 years ago

Make them do everything for me Cuz they will be great listeners/slaves/servants

Dumbass84 11 years ago

I am the unique and i dont want no one like me ðŸ˜ƒ

Mahziel Light 13 years ago

the important question is can I control them with supreme authority? 381 people assume the answer is yes but it never pays to make assumptions

Caleb Adams 13 years ago

Finally! Someone who can do my chores for me!

Migdin1 10 years ago

Except if they make you do the chores for them

Blake Walker 13 years ago

It is a nice ability to have even if you don't use it. There is no downside.

Ge Li 13 years ago

They'll do my work well, so I'll get raise and get more money while I'm just sitting there doing nothing. Fuck yeah!

JustinParker 5 years ago

I would then clone my clones until we are soo supirior to everyone alse that the last clone is god-like and rules the earth

levijones 10 years ago

AT WILL i dont have to so if i suddnly need a army just poof army

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

I'll literally surpass myself at everything

daniboyi 11 years ago

I said no. Reason? It never says I can control them or take them back and 'undo' them. They could easily overpower me and take my life, as they are superior in everyway and I am fearful they will be more loved than me.

Superpills 9 years ago

Then I don't have to leave my bed unless I want to.

Junkwarrior69 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

GlaDurDeaD 11 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA! LESSER BEING, YOUR SOUL IS WEAK! FEED MY INFINATE POWER WITH YOUR LIFEFORCE, MISSERABLE WORM! YOU ARE BUT A MERE HUMAN GHOST! OOOH YOU CAN STAB PEOPLE! BIG FUCKING DEAL. YOU'RE SO BAD AT THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE ALIVE, YO... [Show full comment]

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago

They are 0.00000000000000000001% better than me.

ingridpeura 11 years ago

Well Im already the best at everything lmao

JaceLuda 10 years ago

Maybe I'll stop being a disappointment to my parents by about thE 1000000th clone.

Unknown_Mayhem 12 years ago

That would be so cool

mrcheese 6 years ago

i will get them to do my homework

oldnotweak 11 years ago

my clones are gonna be gods then

im Abl Firecracker Re 10 years ago

Make it go to school athletic smart popular and you'll get the good parts of it

Steph Vantas 13 years ago

Send them to school!!

CristianoFabianiZapoi 9 years ago

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I like pressing red buttons 11 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

GlaDurDeaD 11 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA! LESSER BEING, YOUR SOUL IS WEAK! FEED MY INFINATE POWER WITH YOUR LIFEFORCE, MISSERABLE WORM! YOU ARE BUT A MERE HUMAN GHOST! OOOH YOU CAN STAB PEOPLE! BIG FUCKING DEAL. YOU'RE SO BAD AT THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE ALIVE, YO... [Show full comment]

FairyFandoms 9 years ago

Great, I could just send my clones to math class.

JoeyC 9 years ago

College here i come!

WhyNot 11 years ago

Any Downside?

JacAuger 4 years ago

Man they'll do my house choers

1234567891011 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]