Will You Press The Button?

You will always smell fantastic, even when you don't have taken a shower for 7 months.

but

Every other month you have to lick a fat mans hairy, sweaty armpit

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235x0last year

WHY HAVE (as of 27/04/2024) 22582 People PRESSED IT?!

ThePieGuy4 years ago

Do people really hate showers THAT much?

demetrius519110 years ago

the words hell and no come to mind

Henry McCliff8 years ago

Well, somebody got that fetish out there..

Sentryz9 years ago

NOPE * sees fat man rushing at me * NOPE NOPE NOPE * shoots self in head *

MC SKELLY 8 years ago

GET IN MY BELLYHH!!

Migdin19 years ago

So i lick my adult armpit? WILL MY ARMPIT GROW SUPER FAST UNTIL IT IS AN ADULT ARMPIT!!! :-O

Lonely Pizza 6 years ago

Lol underrated comment

Cassie Rice12 years ago

I enjoy showers. It's a good place to think.

yeashg2 years ago

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GamerGirlPPP7 years ago

I... I... no words. Eww

Pusheeny7 years ago

Ima just.. *lifts dads armpit*

KatCat7 years ago

I hate showers. I smell fine. I don't need one. *Reads this, mouse over the button, about to click* Heck no!

TheDisguisedFlamingo7 years ago

Shower thoughts... Wheres the upside?

Jakob6667 years ago

Id likely put like plastic on my tongue and just like .y armpit(it doesn't say your tongue has to touch the armpit)

PAWPatrolFanatic7 years ago

It only said every OTHER month

Chris25037 years ago

You know there is somthing like deodorand and unless licking armpits is your job you van have this supperpower for just a bit of werking at your job and then buying it😂😂

AWeabooOnTheInternet7 years ago

OH GOD NO I DONT WANT TO LICK SOMEONE ARMPIT

Awesomeegurl10018 years ago

I like showering!!

WoodStuff8 years ago

3[666]1 no press XD

jfu8 years ago

Showering is lit

grene dae8 years ago

As long as I don't get any viruses from licking that man"s armpit....

Tiopick8 years ago

Eww why his armpits

Domsheit9 years ago

Sooo. I could just lick my own armpit.

kaneki Ackerman 9 years ago

Get that good tangy flavor

ThePaulDude9 years ago

EURGH! GOD NO! Just use deodorant every day.

Imaunicornshh9 years ago

Well if I press the button I will never know the reason for life

thelostnyancats9 years ago

lol never take showeys then you dont lick armpit n

Pastel-Cringe138 years ago

Does u do the grammerz.

IDontBelieveInYou9 years ago

ermm NO!

Magickat9 years ago

Eew, that's so gross! No way, I'll just keep showering.

MLG_Noob99209 years ago

I'll lick my dads armpit..

Burpmurpfurp9 years ago

Fuck no, i'd puke on his armpits.

Joemoebob9 years ago

I WON'T JUST LICK HIS ARMPIT. I WILL EAT IT OFF.

Gingerlove9 years ago

Your gross and lol

Sarah Fredrickson12 years ago

Smelling good and being clean are completely different.

Lola Demarce12 years ago

"even when you don't have taken a shower" Dead.

Bryan Foley12 years ago

Lick my own armpit?

carson184 years ago

it says you have to lick a fat mans armpit and if your fat it cannot be yours

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AwesomeKitteh129 years ago

It's simple... SHOWER!!! And btw that grammar makes me laugh

SnowDino6 years ago

I DONT JUST WANNA SMELL GOOD I ALSO WANNA BE CLEAN IT NEVER SAID ILL BE CLEAN WAAAAA

agrarianToast10 years ago

i actually enjoy showers

Hoovyspoovygroovy9 years ago

How bout no?

AnnaZanella7 years ago

I CLICKED IT WRONG ALDJAKDKKDJKKS

Josue Marquez12 years ago

Hygiene must be so difficult.

CreaperKing38009 years ago

dosent haft to be a long lick just a tap with your toung

Gingerlove9 years ago

Who knows what has been near that armpit I mean it could be pizza soda lint

Springtrap19879 years ago

First 3 words that come to mind: FUCK NO BITCH! tell me the first words that come to mind for u

Zilverwingz10 years ago

just because you don't stink doesn't mean your not dirty so you still have to shower, but you don't have to worry about deodorant or anything. teh catch is disgusting but kinda worth it

gtmueller8 years ago

I'm sure someone would do that more than once and still shower

37132Blilblil_YGRlast year

不，这简直太恶心了

Dacoo8 years ago

I shower in mint water.

Ben133459 years ago

Deal I can live with this

Toxic Atom11 years ago

one lick 6 times a year for the convenience of 30 minutes+ extra free time every day. Sold.

DylantheNerd9 years ago

I already dont smell bad even without a shower....

Lolwutbuttons9 years ago

WTF.WHY DID I WATCH THAT.I NEED A SHOWER NOW OMG. -.0

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