Everyone is saying, "But I'm not lesbian" - just so you guys know there are other sexualities that might involve dating someone of your gender, like pansexual, bisexual....Not all girls that date girls are lesbians! Educate yourselves!
I ALMOST pressed the button because it would imply that I had a girlfriend and had a 50% chance of having a son named Ray, but the downside implied that I"d be complicit in the infanticide of my own hypothetical son.
I want to be a dad some day so no and the comments are really sad we are all single but there's still for us if we start going outside and do stuff instead of playing this game....
HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
But what if you meet your eternal mate on this website?
Jokes on you I'm not old enough to have a girlfriend
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Samspore9 years ago
fuck yes
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GamingPlanet9 years ago
This button made me laugh x'D
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Davidtheguy70809 years ago
My shit is cracked up thank you for this lovely post!😂😂😂😂😂
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DC_129 years ago
No need because our parents allowed us to make a baby. lol
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Antar R. Benson12 years ago
I don't like "might"
Davidtheguy70809 years ago
What happens if might fails and your girlfriend decides that she "might" fix you
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Annabelle Marsh12 years ago
i'm lesbian so..
Andy29 years ago
I can fix that.i can fill up a bottle of sperm and give it to you, and you do the work.
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Mike Robert Drew12 years ago
(Might)
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Laura Storm12 years ago
What the fuck does that even mean????
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Arthur Schadenfreude Gonzalez12 years ago
Neither of us wanted it anyway.
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BartekTomasik7 years ago
You do know where I live bitch
BartekTomasik7 years ago
Don't FUCK
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sailorchica239 years ago
I am a girl so you mean...my boyfriend will be pregnant or my best friend is getting pregnant
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leleleleleelelelel10 years ago
My partner's asexual.. Howww does that work?
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Luna13 years ago
Jokes on you I'm a straight female
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Daughterofmanyfandoms01311 years ago
I'm a girl, so technically my boyfriend would be pregnant with the kid! YES! I WONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT PAIN!
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tommyboi5 years ago
Haha, im a gay man, so noice, i can be a caring father
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Marighost239 years ago
Boom, I'm a girl. Not gay, but if I was and had a gf that got pregnant....
>:(
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StrawberryMilk8 years ago
I have no idea how she got pregnant, because we"re both female.. pressed it.
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homestuck-trash9 years ago
Dude, I'm not a lesbian
Think of the girls
But there's nothing wrong with being lesbian
I'm not a homophobe
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Satanat3AM7 years ago
this is extremely wrong but at the same time fun
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ShadowofHeart9 years ago
Now I'M having the baby? :3
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Madzie20008 years ago
If this is an abortion/baby murdering joke I am not okay with this
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Mason Ross10 years ago
I don't have one. So Ha!
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Xasmin9 years ago
I'm a girl
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TheSlumpGod8 years ago
But...I am the girlfriend?
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Armin Arlert 10 years ago
But I'm gay.
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bredartlast year
im asexual
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dragon_fruit9 years ago
I'm not a guy....
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broden528 years ago
Yay. I have a kid now. Good for me
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swayze110 years ago
I've never even geek hands with a girl before so how could I have a girlfriend
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georgefloydape420694 years ago
fart
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tamtam9 years ago
I want ti have my girlfriend a baby
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Rivers8 years ago
When you"re in a same-gender relationship.
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Info-Chan9 years ago
I'm... A girl.
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Alexplayz136 years ago
What if you dont have a girlfriend?
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Amazing Llama9 years ago
But im a girl -.-
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icecreampop248 years ago
I am a girl soo.... Ya. No Girlfriend.
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Golex10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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