Your girlfriend is pregnant. She's having the baby.
but
If you press this button, I might be able to fix that for ya...
I will not

JazmineLowen 11 years ago
Everyone is saying, "But I'm not lesbian" - just so you guys know there are other sexualities that might involve dating someone of your gender, like pansexual, bisexual....Not all girls that date girls are lesbians! Educate yourselves!

GrungeCoyote 9 months ago
Yeah im Pan and transmasc with a non-binary partner who's bi..people can have different sexualities other than just gay, straight and lesbian
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Aaron Young 13 years ago
jokes on you i dont even have a girlfriend ...........................................................im sad now

ShunAkiyama 2 years ago
Loser
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NovaJ721 11 years ago
Guys, If you wouldn't press it then your girlfriend will not be pregnant.

toomt 2 years ago
Stfu fatty

simoneisme21 10 years ago
im 12 and single... I'm also a girl...

lawlietDNZXz 3 years ago
Ata, você é brasileira kkkkk
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Soaku 10 years ago
THIS QUESTION ID IS 1987. LOL

Arthur_Sarue 10 years ago
I ALMOST pressed the button because it would imply that I had a girlfriend and had a 50% chance of having a son named Ray, but the downside implied that I"d be complicit in the infanticide of my own hypothetical son.

Panifex 8 years ago
Why Ray? And I'm with you all the way.

I-WonderWhy 10 years ago
I am a girl...

Azreeq 10 years ago
Ahhahahahahahaha

NickeyTheCookie 10 years ago
um... I am a girl so.. jokes on you?

H-O 10 years ago
I want to be a dad some day so no and the comments are really sad we are all single but there's still for us if we start going outside and do stuff instead of playing this game....

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
But what if you meet your eternal mate on this website?
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Berd 8 years ago
i dont have a gf....km lonely

Robob 9 years ago
Jokes on you I'm not old enough to have a girlfriend

Samspore 10 years ago
fuck yes

GamingPlanet 10 years ago
This button made me laugh x'D

Davidtheguy7080 11 years ago
My shit is cracked up thank you for this lovely post!😂😂😂😂😂

DC_12 11 years ago
No need because our parents allowed us to make a baby. lol

Antar R. Benson 13 years ago
I don't like "might"

Davidtheguy7080 11 years ago
What happens if might fails and your girlfriend decides that she "might" fix you

Annabelle Marsh 13 years ago
i'm lesbian so..

Andy2 11 years ago
I can fix that.i can fill up a bottle of sperm and give it to you, and you do the work.

Mike Robert Drew 13 years ago
(Might)

Laura Storm 13 years ago
What the fuck does that even mean????

Arthur Schadenfreude Gonzalez 13 years ago
Neither of us wanted it anyway.

leleleleleelelelel 11 years ago
My partner's asexual.. Howww does that work?

Luna1 5 years ago
Jokes on you I'm a straight female

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
You do know where I live bitch

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
Don't FUCK

sailorchica23 11 years ago
I am a girl so you mean...my boyfriend will be pregnant or my best friend is getting pregnant

Marighost23 11 years ago
Boom, I'm a girl. Not gay, but if I was and had a gf that got pregnant.... >:(

StrawberryMilk 9 years ago
I have no idea how she got pregnant, because we"re both female.. pressed it.

homestuck-trash 11 years ago
Dude, I'm not a lesbian Think of the girls But there's nothing wrong with being lesbian I'm not a homophobe

Daughterofmanyfandoms013 12 years ago
I'm a girl, so technically my boyfriend would be pregnant with the kid! YES! I WONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT PAIN!

tommyboi 6 years ago
Haha, im a gay man, so noice, i can be a caring father

Madzie2000 9 years ago
If this is an abortion/baby murdering joke I am not okay with this

Mason Ross 11 years ago
I don't have one. So Ha!

Xasmin 10 years ago
I'm a girl

Satanat3AM 8 years ago
this is extremely wrong but at the same time fun

ShadowofHeart 11 years ago
Now I'M having the baby? :3

bredart 3 years ago
im asexual

dragon_fruit 10 years ago
I'm not a guy....

TheSlumpGod 10 years ago
But...I am the girlfriend?

Armin Arlert 11 years ago
But I'm gay.

Rivers 9 years ago
When you"re in a same-gender relationship.

Info-Chan 11 years ago
I'm... A girl.

broden52 10 years ago
Yay. I have a kid now. Good for me

swayze1 11 years ago
I've never even geek hands with a girl before so how could I have a girlfriend

georgefloydape42069 5 years ago
fart

tamtam 10 years ago
I want ti have my girlfriend a baby

fudjavy 10 years ago
I dont have no girlfriend lol, yet...

Alexplayz13 8 years ago
What if you dont have a girlfriend?

Amazing Llama 11 years ago
But im a girl -.-

icecreampop24 9 years ago
I am a girl soo.... Ya. No Girlfriend.

Golex 11 years ago
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Cortanis 8 years ago
Nope, joke"s on them. The sperm donor shit lord ran off in the first place and I wanted to be a father anyway. My son is 9 now.
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