Your girlfriend is pregnant. She's having the baby.
but
If you press this button, I might be able to fix that for ya...
I will not


JazmineLowen 9 years ago
Everyone is saying, "But I'm not lesbian" - just so you guys know there are other sexualities that might involve dating someone of your gender, like pansexual, bisexual....Not all girls that date girls are lesbians! Educate yourselves!

Niggakiller3 months ago
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NovaJ7219 years ago
Guys, If you wouldn't press it then your girlfriend will not be pregnant.

toomt3 months ago
Stfu fatty

Aaron Young12 years ago
jokes on you i dont even have a girlfriend ...........................................................im sad now

ShunAkiyama10 months ago
Loser
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Arthur_Sarue8 years ago
I ALMOST pressed the button because it would imply that I had a girlfriend and had a 50% chance of having a son named Ray, but the downside implied that I"d be complicit in the infanticide of my own hypothetical son.

Panifex7 years ago
Why Ray? And I'm with you all the way.

simoneisme218 years ago
im 12 and single... I'm also a girl...

lawlietDNZXzlast year
Ata, você é brasileira kkkkk
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Soaku8 years ago
THIS QUESTION ID IS 1987. LOL

I-WonderWhy8 years ago
I am a girl...

Azreeq8 years ago
Ahhahahahahahaha

NickeyTheCookie8 years ago
um... I am a girl so.. jokes on you?

H-O9 years ago
I want to be a dad some day so no and the comments are really sad we are all single but there's still for us if we start going outside and do stuff instead of playing this game....

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
But what if you meet your eternal mate on this website?
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Berd7 years ago
i dont have a gf....km lonely

Robob7 years ago
Jokes on you I'm not old enough to have a girlfriend

Samspore9 years ago
fuck yes

GamingPlanet9 years ago
This button made me laugh x'D

Davidtheguy70809 years ago
My shit is cracked up thank you for this lovely post!😂😂😂😂😂

DC_129 years ago
No need because our parents allowed us to make a baby. lol

Antar R. Benson12 years ago
I don't like "might"

Davidtheguy70809 years ago
What happens if might fails and your girlfriend decides that she "might" fix you

Annabelle Marsh12 years ago
i'm lesbian so..

Andy29 years ago
I can fix that.i can fill up a bottle of sperm and give it to you, and you do the work.

Mike Robert Drew12 years ago
(Might)

Laura Storm12 years ago
What the fuck does that even mean????

Arthur Schadenfreude Gonzalez12 years ago
Neither of us wanted it anyway.

BartekTomasik7 years ago
You do know where I live bitch

BartekTomasik7 years ago
Don't FUCK

sailorchica239 years ago
I am a girl so you mean...my boyfriend will be pregnant or my best friend is getting pregnant

leleleleleelelelel10 years ago
My partner's asexual.. Howww does that work?

Luna13 years ago
Jokes on you I'm a straight female

Daughterofmanyfandoms01311 years ago
I'm a girl, so technically my boyfriend would be pregnant with the kid! YES! I WONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT PAIN!

tommyboi5 years ago
Haha, im a gay man, so noice, i can be a caring father

Marighost239 years ago
Boom, I'm a girl. Not gay, but if I was and had a gf that got pregnant.... >:(

StrawberryMilk8 years ago
I have no idea how she got pregnant, because we"re both female.. pressed it.

homestuck-trash9 years ago
Dude, I'm not a lesbian Think of the girls But there's nothing wrong with being lesbian I'm not a homophobe

Satanat3AM7 years ago
this is extremely wrong but at the same time fun

ShadowofHeart9 years ago
Now I'M having the baby? :3

Madzie20008 years ago
If this is an abortion/baby murdering joke I am not okay with this

Mason Ross10 years ago
I don't have one. So Ha!

Xasmin9 years ago
I'm a girl

TheSlumpGod8 years ago
But...I am the girlfriend?

Armin Arlert 10 years ago
But I'm gay.

bredartlast year
im asexual

dragon_fruit9 years ago
I'm not a guy....

broden528 years ago
Yay. I have a kid now. Good for me

swayze110 years ago
I've never even geek hands with a girl before so how could I have a girlfriend

georgefloydape420694 years ago
fart

tamtam9 years ago
I want ti have my girlfriend a baby

Rivers8 years ago
When you"re in a same-gender relationship.

Info-Chan9 years ago
I'm... A girl.

Alexplayz136 years ago
What if you dont have a girlfriend?

Amazing Llama9 years ago
But im a girl -.-

icecreampop248 years ago
I am a girl soo.... Ya. No Girlfriend.

Golex10 years ago
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fudjavy9 years ago
I dont have no girlfriend lol, yet...

LillyTail8 years ago
Oh wow...when I voted it was 50 50
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