Everyone is saying, "But I'm not lesbian" - just so you guys know there are other sexualities that might involve dating someone of your gender, like pansexual, bisexual....Not all girls that date girls are lesbians! Educate yourselves!
GrungeCoyote9 months ago
Yeah im Pan and transmasc with a non-binary partner who's bi..people can have different sexualities other than just gay, straight and lesbian
I ALMOST pressed the button because it would imply that I had a girlfriend and had a 50% chance of having a son named Ray, but the downside implied that I"d be complicit in the infanticide of my own hypothetical son.
Panifex8 years ago
Why Ray? And I'm with you all the way.
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I-WonderWhy10 years ago
I am a girl...
Azreeq10 years ago
Ahhahahahahahaha
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NickeyTheCookie10 years ago
um... I am a girl so.. jokes on you?
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H-O10 years ago
I want to be a dad some day so no and the comments are really sad we are all single but there's still for us if we start going outside and do stuff instead of playing this game....
HeLlOiMsAm3 years ago
But what if you meet your eternal mate on this website?
Jokes on you I'm not old enough to have a girlfriend
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Samspore10 years ago
fuck yes
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GamingPlanet10 years ago
This button made me laugh x'D
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Davidtheguy708011 years ago
My shit is cracked up thank you for this lovely post!😂😂😂😂😂
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DC_1211 years ago
No need because our parents allowed us to make a baby. lol
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Antar R. Benson13 years ago
I don't like "might"
Davidtheguy708011 years ago
What happens if might fails and your girlfriend decides that she "might" fix you
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Annabelle Marsh13 years ago
i'm lesbian so..
Andy211 years ago
I can fix that.i can fill up a bottle of sperm and give it to you, and you do the work.
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Mike Robert Drew13 years ago
(Might)
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Laura Storm13 years ago
What the fuck does that even mean????
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Arthur Schadenfreude Gonzalez13 years ago
Neither of us wanted it anyway.
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leleleleleelelelel11 years ago
My partner's asexual.. Howww does that work?
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Luna15 years ago
Jokes on you I'm a straight female
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BartekTomasik9 years ago
You do know where I live bitch
BartekTomasik9 years ago
Don't FUCK
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sailorchica2311 years ago
I am a girl so you mean...my boyfriend will be pregnant or my best friend is getting pregnant
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Marighost2311 years ago
Boom, I'm a girl. Not gay, but if I was and had a gf that got pregnant....
>:(
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StrawberryMilk9 years ago
I have no idea how she got pregnant, because we"re both female.. pressed it.
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homestuck-trash11 years ago
Dude, I'm not a lesbian
Think of the girls
But there's nothing wrong with being lesbian
I'm not a homophobe
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Daughterofmanyfandoms01312 years ago
I'm a girl, so technically my boyfriend would be pregnant with the kid! YES! I WONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT PAIN!
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tommyboi6 years ago
Haha, im a gay man, so noice, i can be a caring father
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Madzie20009 years ago
If this is an abortion/baby murdering joke I am not okay with this
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Mason Ross11 years ago
I don't have one. So Ha!
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Xasmin10 years ago
I'm a girl
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Satanat3AM8 years ago
this is extremely wrong but at the same time fun
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ShadowofHeart11 years ago
Now I'M having the baby? :3
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bredart3 years ago
im asexual
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dragon_fruit10 years ago
I'm not a guy....
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TheSlumpGod10 years ago
But...I am the girlfriend?
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Armin Arlert 11 years ago
But I'm gay.
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Rivers9 years ago
When you"re in a same-gender relationship.
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Info-Chan11 years ago
I'm... A girl.
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broden5210 years ago
Yay. I have a kid now. Good for me
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swayze111 years ago
I've never even geek hands with a girl before so how could I have a girlfriend
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georgefloydape420695 years ago
fart
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tamtam10 years ago
I want ti have my girlfriend a baby
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fudjavy10 years ago
I dont have no girlfriend lol, yet...
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Alexplayz138 years ago
What if you dont have a girlfriend?
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Amazing Llama11 years ago
But im a girl -.-
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icecreampop249 years ago
I am a girl soo.... Ya. No Girlfriend.
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Golex11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Cortanis8 years ago
Nope, joke"s on them. The sperm donor shit lord ran off in the first place and I wanted to be a father anyway. My son is 9 now.
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