"Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?"
"If I say aye will it make a brawl?"
"Aye."
"I do bite my thumb, sir."
"Do you bite your thumb at ME, sir?"
"I do bite my thumb, sir, but not at YOU, sir!"
There is no downside.
The only downside is that I can't talk about anime or tumblr or Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, or anything else that didn't exist in Shakespeare's time. But on the plus side, I would get to quote Shakespeare all the time, and not just when it's necess...[Show full comment]
starlight9 years ago
the fact that you put my life into that one comment.....SUPERNATURAL IS MY LIFE!
Well, I can simply speak vaguely about things. When in doubt I'll point at the character I am speaking of.
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belle kitty9 years ago
no downside
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smartie9 years ago
Yes I should troll everyone
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bradythehuman10 years ago
He is riteðŸ²
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Burstbusterz8 years ago
So, Frasier and Niles Crane on mental steroids?
No fucking downside
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Kalle Saretsalo12 years ago
To be or not to be-... oh wait, that Hamlet.
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SiamesePhoenix6 months ago
Write
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Balala10 years ago
Who would want to be really famous? Seriously, they don't have privacity, fans and public opinion comes first than family and friends, nothing becomes important for they because everything is easy... That's why so many famous people take drugs.
And to spe...[Show full comment]
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LOopholersforlifewow9998 years ago
Have a child who can grow up super quick study old English and translate to others
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Nightowl123 9 years ago
It would be good to be rich and famous
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ilikekowz8 years ago
Heck yeah!!! There is a Shakespeare quote for just about everything.
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FireDaJoe9 years ago
Yes
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LordSidious5 years ago
“What do you want for dinner?”
“To eat or not to eat, that is the question”
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runegod2710 years ago
There is a your mom joke in one of his plays
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GabiGabskittwens7 years ago
I can just talk like normal people by singing
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Emily Bazewicz12 years ago
i do bite my thumb sir, i dont bite m thumb at thi but i do bite my thumb sir
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RachelE089 years ago
Who in the world is Shakespeare???
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CallJGWentworth877cashnow8 years ago
Say what you want and after that say "shakespeare quotations".
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Benjamin Pineau12 years ago
No downside.
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ZZZxzxz .i.9 years ago
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Bleighcnz11110 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]
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8nicolas89 years ago
I will quote his everyday conversation as Shakespeare once said "how are you today"
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I_have_1_brain_cell_4 years ago
WHat happens if you don't speak and just let the computer -.-
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SimplyNellyxo10 years ago
after reading romeo and juliet in ela class (they made it SUPER BORING) i would never press that button
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NightmareBlue8 years ago
wheir is thiy downside?
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Moist_Tangerine7 years ago
I can quote single words and make semi-normal sentences with really cool vocabulary. Sounds like two upsides to me.
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Calista11 years ago
Time to invest in a text-to-speech communication device. And learn some Shakespeare quotes.
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the117doctor8 years ago
Shakespeare was actually the one who made up yo mama jokes.
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GabryPc9 years ago
essere o non essere? questo è il dilemma! XD
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SmartSnake129 years ago
I mean sorry, but everyone will think that I'm very intelligent
So, no downside
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bradythehuman10 years ago
He is rite I want to talk like that
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yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
theres some great insults tbh. A PLAGUE ON BOTH OF THY HOUSES
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Kojamaira2 months ago
I believe this is what people would call being eccentric.
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