Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to th...[Show full comment]
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Lucius_Dracul10 years ago
Pfft, like anyone would rebel against a ruler that actually isn't corrupt and upholds justice... *slams that button*
How does everyone obey you, but then some people don't
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endor10 years ago
I"ve seen this before
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Andrija KovaÄ13 years ago
what he said
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KaiFox9 years ago
Just give everyone a condo and a unlimited supply of food
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Kieran Lawrence13 years ago
I'd prefer to be one of the rebels
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regan.lundie10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
QuestionOfLife10 years ago
Shut up
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The_Plague6 years ago
They wont kill me if i make the lives of everyone amazing and listen to the protests, then there will be no need to over throw me
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rc432211 years ago
if i can have anything i want for free i would get a RPG-7 and kill all rebels
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S1n2h311 years ago
Do somthing while it last and do anything sure still got five years
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Irish4968 years ago
I don’t need to rule the world
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InLoveWithPapyton9 years ago
Just order them not to. PLOT TWIST.
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Kage-mogomi9 years ago
Well I can do what I want so kill everyone!!!
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tydickson11 years ago
Ty Dickson
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IdkImSomeone2 years ago
Rebels? Execute them!
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yoyoyoyy11 years ago
OOOOOOOOHHH #REKT
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Doobedoo2210 years ago
Star wars much?
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Basically_Dream_but_with_an_UwU_mask5 years ago
take the people who still love you and use them as one big weapon
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Johto Trainer11 years ago
retire at 4th year. these are so easy
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SciArtHerp9 years ago
Okay, now is time for me to choose the new president of the USA after Trump "mysteriously" died! I choose... MAJIRA STRAWBERRY!!!! *demonic voice* NOW WORSHIP PANCAKE SATAN! *giggles innocently*
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Matt Harkreader13 years ago
the way MacBeth died....
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Shadow_Knight8 years ago
Make them robots to obey you forever
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SPACEJUMPER 900011 years ago
I could just have it not happen
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Blobtastic9 years ago
Oh they kill you makes no sense bc u can have anything u want so get immortality
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metaknight10 years ago
get all the sex
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Hasthenamereallybeenused6 months ago
一生的默默无闻和5年的享受,我想
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tastybacon511 years ago
i could just reinvent tacos and they wouldn't kill me
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fluffypow209128 years ago
rebels? I thought everyone obeyed me tho!?
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Leon Ursuul11 years ago
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes...[Show full comment]
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TeamAwesomeness5 years ago
Bunpō Saibankan Setsuko judges this scenario"s grammar almost perfect.
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