Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to th...[Show full comment]
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Lucius_Dracul10 years ago
Pfft, like anyone would rebel against a ruler that actually isn't corrupt and upholds justice... *slams that button*
How does everyone obey you, but then some people don't
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endor10 years ago
I"ve seen this before
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Andrija KovaÄ13 years ago
what he said
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EricNøtRice8 years ago
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MorganN22101311 years ago
Just step down after getting the certain things you want....
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varter212129 years ago
Turn everybody into a cyborg and boom no rebels will appear
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a Random human10 years ago
Everyone obeys you. Orders rebels not to kill me!
#LOOPHOLE
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Twisted_and_EviI_and_Dark2 years ago
I will rape you
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spicywiener m811 years ago
imma go hide 'n seek
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Vegetto87019 years ago
Make such a good government under your rule that no one will rise against you problem solved
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Mjondor11 years ago
Everyone obeys me. No rebels killing me anytime soon.
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Gab-lol5 years ago
noob
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Waffleyumboy11 years ago
I do not want to be killed by the free spirit.
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Tumblrcrap9 years ago
I'm not president snow
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Hamed Melki13 years ago
not if i kill most ppl before my 5 years are up muwahaahah
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nogaka10 years ago
I'm only pressing that because I have to. And it will get me immortality.
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Peekkulu9 years ago
Soo... I can have sex with everyone
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Yeeboi397 years ago
You join the rebels and become the rebel king
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Lonewolf95311 years ago
Create a big army to prevent that since you know it'll happen
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kople70011 years ago
I can command the rebels not to overrun me. PROBLEM SOLVED.
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Eggmaster9 years ago
What if i die before then?
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Flufflepuff11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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DamianSimmonds10 years ago
Just tell them not to rebel
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Jeronimore9 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex
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shitfacemcgyver12 years ago
Become Immortal...?
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Eoku5 years ago
Every time one of these says "you become the ruler of the world" I groan. Do you have any idea how impossibly hard it would be to be the person responsible for literally everything in the entire world? The paperwork alone would kill you.
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
kill the rebel leaders as soon as you gain power.
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Reinhardt Grundlingh13 years ago
I wouldn't be a douchebag so nobody would want to usurp my throne. Y'know, just hand out free baggies of weed to everyone, socialized healthcare, keep people off the streets, give people food, let people have good lives. If just about everyone loves you then what the fuck do you need to worry about?
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Mister 91910 years ago
Retire after 4 1/2 years
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yesDOTexe6 years ago
tell them not to overthrow me problem solved
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x9hk9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]
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Somatic10 years ago
Everyone obeys you, there can't possibly be rebels...
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