Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to th...[Show full comment]
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Lucius_Dracul10 years ago
Pfft, like anyone would rebel against a ruler that actually isn't corrupt and upholds justice... *slams that button*
How does everyone obey you, but then some people don't
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endor10 years ago
I"ve seen this before
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Andrija KovaÄ13 years ago
what he said
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Mister 91910 years ago
Retire after 4 1/2 years
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yesDOTexe6 years ago
tell them not to overthrow me problem solved
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x9hk9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]
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Reinhardt Grundlingh13 years ago
I wouldn't be a douchebag so nobody would want to usurp my throne. Y'know, just hand out free baggies of weed to everyone, socialized healthcare, keep people off the streets, give people food, let people have good lives. If just about everyone loves you then what the fuck do you need to worry about?
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Snuffle8 years ago
If I know this then I can just get a body double. They'll all think it was me. Then I can probably blow thebpalace up or something. Live the rest of my life in peace.
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pokeguy11 years ago
have the rebels killed easy
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varter212129 years ago
Command ur followers to kill da rebels
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Somatic10 years ago
Everyone obeys you, there can't possibly be rebels...
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Tangzhihao2 years ago
爽玩5年
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Inokas11611 years ago
Order to kill all the rebels!
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YourBoyNaPalm9 years ago
So you have 5 years to create immortality. Not taking that risk, I’m fine where I’m at.
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LemoPheno5 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Aaron Adams11 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/
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Panifex9 years ago
I want to not be overthrown. I can have that for free thanks to the button
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Skyler Fields12 years ago
Everyone. Obeys. Me. 'Nuff said.
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Jaeha11 years ago
Make the world a better place... Why would you want to kill someone making a world of peaceful intent?
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Batlol4209 years ago
Why don't you just rig the planet to blow up if the rebels kill you -_-
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Cyndaquilgaming10 years ago
Know how I will stop the rebels from fighting back? Create an annual game where they send in kids ages 12-18 from twelve different places, 1 boy and 1 girl, and all 24 kids enter a deatharena, winner leaves with riches. Huh, sounds like a good book actually. I feel like I'm gonna write it... yeah...
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PkmnQ7 years ago
I will die, it is definite.
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zachintosh10 years ago
just resign after 4 years
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God-like12311 years ago
Viví una buena vida.Además me pegaría un tiro dentro de 5 años si me buscan los rebeldes.
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JoshuaMahabir8 years ago
Shit man
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andy1731111 years ago
Simple:be a good ruler and the rebels wont rebel at all
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Arutito4 years ago
Fake my death
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AndreitaPambisita 11 years ago
Why not?
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pOtAtOaLiTy9 years ago
Say if i make the world a good place...
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Notrel11 years ago
Have whatever you want for free... Cylon-like resurrection machine.
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Corey Moll13 years ago
Solve world problems then die for it? im game.
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DINGUS_77710 years ago
cant i tell them to be free from my command so they dont ever have to do what i tell them to do ever agian?
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