You have the highest IQ in the world
but
Your parents have to watch you have sex
I will not


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Atheist Potato 10 years ago
I'm Asexual.

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley 6 years ago
Same
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Alicewinterwish 11 years ago
Then it's easy. I won't have sex.

JustApersontrynasurvive 5 years ago
Exactly.
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Dreadwalker 10 years ago
They have to watch? At least once, and because it doesn't say it has to be more than once, or every time, just once. Clothes on, zipper down, skirt up, panties pulled aside, and the lowest amount of visibility possible. Come on, love. Fuck the most intelligent person in the world.

TBA1222 2 years ago
why did you have to write that last line. just why.

PlumpiXD 9 years ago
For the highest IQ I woud sacrifice sex. I´m not interested anyway. Laughs in asexual

TimeGoat 10 years ago
My parents are pretty old, I think they'll die before I have sex.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
I'm never going to have sex anyway. *laughs asexually*

dankmemes101 9 years ago
YAAASSS WOF
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Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago
Can I use my massive IQ to electrically stimulate neurons in my parents' brains so they go temporarily blind and deaf cause then hell yeah

MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago
Make them fooking forget that, like men in black device
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Rexsarus 11 years ago
so, i can have the higest IQ, and sex as well?! Fuck yes!

stanstevey 6 years ago
Does that mean I somehow get to have sex, because looking at my current trend I will die a virgin.

FurryFluffer 10 years ago
It doesnt say everytime. So do something mild once infront of them

RejiTyroneJr. 11 years ago
If you have the highest IQ then you ain't havin sex.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive! …oh wait. They are.

Tesla02 7 years ago
Haha, like im ever going to have sex...

STOP THE SPAM 11 years ago
shut the fuck up emojiman

homelessapple 11 years ago
TH3 M4N SP34KS TRUTH
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Connor Salas 13 years ago
"Have" to? Get to.

Simple1 4 years ago
NAAAH BRO FROM ALABAMA
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Miluna 8 years ago
having sex feels goo-oo-ood

tomasek1a 8 years ago
win for me, nothing for parents because if ya smart ya probably also a virgin

HGhannahgirl 8 years ago
just remain a virgin

PrincessOfBlueRoses 9 years ago
I'm asexual, though.

ArealgamerC 9 years ago
No sex? Naaah...

CheshireLilac 10 years ago
I'm asexual... I'm never having sex....

THEJoe 10 years ago
Mom Come with me pleas i want to have Sex

Jakob Kalmér 13 years ago
So what if they have to watch!

Adofl Hilter 13 years ago
i already am

Killthebronies 11 years ago
Honey, make sure you don't go out of line.

TotalWeirdo 8 years ago
Not That Bad.

vanellope681 11 years ago
Omg I'm not pressing it! XD

The Dark Tosser 12 years ago
Being the cleverest person alive whilst also causing awkward family reunions? Yes please.

WoodStuff 9 years ago
would invent a machine to change their brain to not watch my sex

magicking234 11 years ago
I'm already smart, and I get to actually have sex. Whoooo!!!!!!

Meh-The-Bored 10 years ago
Fuck you rob ya nerd

Wkwkwk 4 years ago
Just don't have sex.problem solve

Andrew-avyx 11 years ago
Do I have disorders?

MapleUndertale2016 10 years ago
I'm a virgin... And also my massive iq can make me have something that makes me have the power to control ppls minds so I could just make them think it never happened. Downside?

Dreadwalker 10 years ago
That"s not how the brain works.

Rex96 6 years ago
what sex....i cant get a girl.....(crys in tramtized kid)

cherryespe 11 years ago
doesn't bother me, unlimited intelligence is worth it

pikachu1626 9 years ago
ERROR I DONT GIVE A FUCK BUTTON NOT FOUND

THIAGOBR 7 years ago
What does "sex" means?

DerpQueenMC 11 years ago
Just don't have sex. Everybody wins.

TrollerTroller 9 years ago
This is why shotguns are made for my abusive mother who is apparently a stalker now

Lemon_chief 11 years ago
My IQ is painful enough already

LeadedZeus 10 years ago
Just once, oh well, I'm good already... High IQ here I come!

Brosif 10 years ago
Fuckin" weirdos...

west49cool5 12 years ago
No no no no no no no no i would fucking use my IQ points to find a way to kill myself.

ThunderXpert 2 years ago
What if your parents are dead?

TheSmartOne (L00PH0LES) 11 years ago
Awkwarrrrrrd.

KayleighMcVey 8 years ago
I'm ace so win

Liaman22 11 years ago
My parents have to watch me have sex. Naaa thats not me

Error-404-omni 5 years ago
Kill the parents

AmyWilliams 11 years ago
I'll just wait till my parents are dead.

Malcolmxt 9 years ago
IQ ishow good you are at memorizing thats it not problem solving
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