Will You Press The Button?

Atheist Potato9 years ago

I'm Asexual.

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley4 years ago

Same

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Alicewinterwish10 years ago

Then it's easy. I won't have sex.

JustApersontrynasurvive3 years ago

Exactly.

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Dreadwalker8 years ago

They have to watch? At least once, and because it doesn't say it has to be more than once, or every time, just once. Clothes on, zipper down, skirt up, panties pulled aside, and the lowest amount of visibility possible. Come on, love. Fuck the most intelligent person in the world.

TBA122212 months ago

why did you have to write that last line. just why.

PlumpiXD8 years ago

For the highest IQ I woud sacrifice sex. I´m not interested anyway. Laughs in asexual

TimeGoat8 years ago

My parents are pretty old, I think they'll die before I have sex.

dankmemes1018 years ago

I'm never going to have sex anyway. *laughs asexually*

dankmemes1017 years ago

YAAASSS WOF

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stanstevey5 years ago

Does that mean I somehow get to have sex, because looking at my current trend I will die a virgin.

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

Can I use my massive IQ to electrically stimulate neurons in my parents' brains so they go temporarily blind and deaf cause then hell yeah

MANJUEGAZOSNT3 years ago

Make them fooking forget that, like men in black device

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Rexsarus9 years ago

so, i can have the higest IQ, and sex as well?! Fuck yes!

FurryFluffer8 years ago

It doesnt say everytime. So do something mild once infront of them

Tesla026 years ago

Haha, like im ever going to have sex...

RejiTyroneJr.9 years ago

If you have the highest IQ then you ain't havin sex.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive! …oh wait. They are.

STOP THE SPAM10 years ago

shut the fuck up emojiman

homelessapple9 years ago

TH3 M4N SP34KS TRUTH

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Miluna7 years ago

having sex feels goo-oo-ood

tomasek1a7 years ago

win for me, nothing for parents because if ya smart ya probably also a virgin

HGhannahgirl7 years ago

just remain a virgin

PrincessOfBlueRoses8 years ago

I'm asexual, though.

Connor Salas12 years ago

"Have" to? Get to.

Simple12 years ago

NAAAH BRO FROM ALABAMA

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ArealgamerC8 years ago

No sex? Naaah...

CheshireLilac8 years ago

I'm asexual... I'm never having sex....

THEJoe8 years ago

Mom Come with me pleas i want to have Sex

Adofl Hilter12 years ago

i already am

Jakob KalmÃ©r12 years ago

So what if they have to watch!

Squonchy9 years ago

HA! jokes on you i dont have parents i only have a mom!

TheRealEragon11 years ago

I will invent a soundproof box that they can live in with an invisible camera and wipe my memory so I don't know they're watching.

NightFox4046 months ago

Do they only have to watch it one time or everytime I do it?

Xx_BlackLight_xX9 years ago

Well, I wouldn't like to give my parents such envy...but I think I'll press anyway.

bluetissue8 years ago

usually when someone has an EXTREMELY high IQ, it takes away from other things. so, I would rather be smarter than most and be socially acceptable, rather than the smartest and have a bunch of mental issues.

Nick Mallas12 years ago

You are sick.....

DrDinkyWinky3 years ago

Will they cheer me on?

Rice Cake Man9 years ago

wtf creepers

ShleapordGurl7 years ago

The joys of being ace

kingnether9 years ago

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I HAVE MY PARENTS WATCH ME HAVE SEX daz wrong

waxxy_on_yt4 years ago

nah bro i dont give a fuck about my iq

HOOPA9 years ago

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SkullFire11510 years ago

That would be a down side for them. Not me.

Pokeminer9 years ago

I'm already a genius

Lord Hydra10 years ago

A) My parents could be blind B) I could avoid sex C) My parents could be deceased D) It doesn't say how many times they have to watch you or for how long