You have the highest IQ in the world
but
Your parents have to watch you have sex
I will not


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Atheist Potato 10 years ago
I'm Asexual.

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley 6 years ago
Same
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Alicewinterwish 11 years ago
Then it's easy. I won't have sex.

JustApersontrynasurvive 5 years ago
Exactly.
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Dreadwalker 10 years ago
They have to watch? At least once, and because it doesn't say it has to be more than once, or every time, just once. Clothes on, zipper down, skirt up, panties pulled aside, and the lowest amount of visibility possible. Come on, love. Fuck the most intelligent person in the world.

TBA1222 2 years ago
why did you have to write that last line. just why.

PlumpiXD 10 years ago
For the highest IQ I woud sacrifice sex. I´m not interested anyway. Laughs in asexual

TimeGoat 10 years ago
My parents are pretty old, I think they'll die before I have sex.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
I'm never going to have sex anyway. *laughs asexually*

dankmemes101 9 years ago
YAAASSS WOF
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Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago
Can I use my massive IQ to electrically stimulate neurons in my parents' brains so they go temporarily blind and deaf cause then hell yeah

MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago
Make them fooking forget that, like men in black device
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Rexsarus 11 years ago
so, i can have the higest IQ, and sex as well?! Fuck yes!

stanstevey 6 years ago
Does that mean I somehow get to have sex, because looking at my current trend I will die a virgin.

FurryFluffer 10 years ago
It doesnt say everytime. So do something mild once infront of them

RejiTyroneJr. 11 years ago
If you have the highest IQ then you ain't havin sex.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Those two things aren’t mutually exclusive! …oh wait. They are.

Tesla02 7 years ago
Haha, like im ever going to have sex...

STOP THE SPAM 11 years ago
shut the fuck up emojiman

homelessapple 11 years ago
TH3 M4N SP34KS TRUTH
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Connor Salas 13 years ago
"Have" to? Get to.

Simple1 4 years ago
NAAAH BRO FROM ALABAMA
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Miluna 8 years ago
having sex feels goo-oo-ood

tomasek1a 9 years ago
win for me, nothing for parents because if ya smart ya probably also a virgin

HGhannahgirl 9 years ago
just remain a virgin

PrincessOfBlueRoses 9 years ago
I'm asexual, though.

ArealgamerC 10 years ago
No sex? Naaah...

CheshireLilac 10 years ago
I'm asexual... I'm never having sex....

THEJoe 10 years ago
Mom Come with me pleas i want to have Sex

Jakob Kalmér 13 years ago
So what if they have to watch!

Adofl Hilter 13 years ago
i already am

ThunderXpert 2 years ago
What if your parents are dead?

TheSmartOne (L00PH0LES) 11 years ago
Awkwarrrrrrd.

KayleighMcVey 8 years ago
I'm ace so win

Liaman22 11 years ago
My parents have to watch me have sex. Naaa thats not me

Brosif 10 years ago
Fuckin" weirdos...

west49cool5 12 years ago
No no no no no no no no i would fucking use my IQ points to find a way to kill myself.

Malcolmxt 9 years ago
IQ ishow good you are at memorizing thats it not problem solving

Skullmountain 11 years ago
I'm gay. So that would be weird

Error-404-omni 5 years ago
Kill the parents

AmyWilliams 11 years ago
I'll just wait till my parents are dead.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
Dosnt matter, had sex.

DidYouPressIt 6 years ago
Well if I'm the smartest person in the world just make a machine that brainwashed them

DanishGamingGuy 11 years ago
I'm already mensa don't care about being the worlds smartest

Lenny 11 years ago
Yes, thats something

MaternalRex247 8 years ago
I dont give a donkey sh*t if im smart, i like the way i am. My mom watching me stick my my anaconda in a girl is fucked up

sexier then obama 11 years ago
Downside?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
You can probably come up with a really clever way to trick them so they don't put you off having sex.

bulletbill56 12 years ago
What if you're asexual and don't plan on having sex?

Чики Брики 11 years ago
What sex?

BobMaester 10 years ago
EEEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it"s nice to be clever

Jason Cee 13 years ago
What's the point of being smart if you have your parents watch you have sex?

184TheArchitect 4 years ago
IQ is bullshit anyway

robbazviking 21 11 years ago
how many times once and i can make a fake video that seems legit

Sylvezi 9 years ago
Every time, or just the first time after this button is pressed?

CherryRainbow49 11 years ago
wtf why would someone say yes to this?

MarvelFanGirl09 6 years ago
I'm smarter than they are. I domt need help picking the right guy...

ThaBombers 11 years ago
like anyone would fuck a nerd
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