you get super human powers of your choosing.
but
you can only use them when you are naked and someone can see you.
I will not

235x0 2 years ago
You saying powers was a horrible choice. I pick absolute self DNA manipulation, shape-shifting, Transcendent Cambion Physiology, and Naga Physiology. Based on the superpowers wiki they are powers.

235x0 2 years ago
Also I'll get memory manipulation so people forget they saw me naked.

OmniOmega 10 years ago
lawl, this is an easy one. choose the power to modify quantum probability: this is essentially the power to make absolutely anything (no matter how outlandish, overpowered, or impossible) happen immediately at your slightest whim, by simply thinking of wha... [Show full comment]

ScaryRokurokubi 2 years ago
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ElloThereNormies 9 years ago
Superpower to die

Mason Izbored 13 years ago
Superpower to have sex with anyone, bam xD

ForgottenFirefly 5 years ago
my superpower is clothing is on me unless i dont want it on me! bam. also yes that too! XD sex with anyone!
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MegaSpeedTrap1 9 years ago
What if I chose the power to rewrite reality. My power would then become part of reality and thus, I could rewrite the rules of my power to benefit me. People are gonna say that this isn't how it works, but when you think about it, it actually would.

Alifox 10 years ago
Sure I'll wrap a blanket around myself technically I'm still naked also I could be invisible.

Lord1337 10 years ago
Superpower to make everyone wear no clothes and have sex with anyone expect me.

11037 6 years ago
r/boneappletea

AlexBrown 8 years ago
Superpower to have invisibility! BAMM!

Paul Cedric Badere 13 years ago
Ok iI wish to be invisible xD

Raffaelo 4 years ago
Nice one
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Kopp 8 years ago
Technicallysomeone always "can see you" as long as you"re visible.

SeemsLegit 9 years ago
There is no downside to this. It doesn't say you HAVE to use your powers, nor do you HAVE to be naked in front of someone. Just carry it as an ability.

LOLbish 11 years ago
just brain-wash them no ?

Aaron Pearson 13 years ago
I could have the power of illusions so i could trick them into thinking i'm not naked, and it says CAN see me not neccesarily looking at me.

StormAtDawn 9 years ago
Dude they can see you, that literally didn't make sense
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Goldaness 9 years ago
Step one: Choose the power to have infinite powers, Step two: Choose the powers that you want, Step three: use one power to project holographic clothes on yourself, Step four: PROFIT!

EyeOwnUrEnergy 11 years ago
My super human ability is the ability to do whatever I want, when I want. without setbacks on me.

IHateFeminism 10 years ago
If you choose invisibility, would your power work as a strobing light? You turn invisible, they can't see you anymore, you turn visible, they can see you again, you turn invisible etc.

Likha Adviento 13 years ago
superpower to wear clothes

turtle72808 6 years ago
im the naked man

CollinHeuvel 11 years ago
The superpower to kick some ass with my long dick

retsam_emep 11 years ago
so basically I could mind manipulate them to have sex with me? wow that went weird there

fredf 10 years ago
as long as its not my mom

Kuba Andrzej Cranmer 13 years ago
Superpower of being the sexiest man alive. Checkmate.

ElyMarie 8 years ago
(Someone) my dog??

SmileyMelons 11 years ago
Shape shifting...

CecilAurther 9 years ago
Shapeshift into an animal. Animals dont wear clothes. Dragons also dont wear clothes.

skorgepoo 10 years ago
super power to create buttons that have affects in real life

sofa 9 years ago
choppy choppy your pee pee

Jibanyan 11 years ago
SHAPESHIFTING!

StarthDragon178234 10 years ago
What about wearing Underwear Be Like "Captain Underpants" XD

Doobieman 11 years ago
Have the ability to shapeshift into animals. Always naked, you can have your wife/gf/bf/husband watching.

endergirl1872 9 years ago
i never get any privacy anyways. xd and, i could be invisible BAM LOOPHOLE

KillerPumpkin 11 years ago
to become a crocodile person, crocodiles dont need clothes also crocodiles are awesome most logical loophole of 2015 award anyone??

MickaellaAldryne 10 years ago
but what if the ability to turn invisible? (I am confused)

babysupermonkey 12 years ago
mystique power she always naked prop solved :3

Not_a_cat 5 years ago
Uh, shape shifting, animals are supposed to be naked

Kuba812 11 years ago
The power to become invisible lol

brxnna.s 10 years ago
walk out in public naked and make the power invisibility. boom.

Wes Lesley 13 years ago
Moral obligation to the greater good. The only correct answer is to press the button. Also, WOOHOO I'M LOOK-AT-MY-WILLY-MAN!!!!

BoxingSnake78 7 years ago
Ah yeah

mrman123 11 years ago
invisibility is mine because they wouldnt see me

larmau shipping from kawii~chan 11 years ago
umm WHO WOULDNT

stevohoog 11 years ago
if the vision can create clothes so can I!

lolnothanks 10 years ago
ALL THE POWERS

larterj 11 years ago
wife/husband/bf/gf

LivingCactus 10 years ago
Power: take away memory and mind control

Noah Hestetune 13 years ago
good

Tori-Mendes98 10 years ago
Yall pervs. Not pressing the button.

SuperCallum 11 years ago
shapeshift into a chikorita they are always naked XD

Azee789 4 years ago
Bruh u can choose to be invisible

mehdi 11 years ago
Invisibility and flying
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