Will You Press The Button?

the117doctor8 years ago

The portal gun can grab anyway so I can get a skilled surgeon to graft my muscles to the triggers and always have the portal gun as my left hand.

L3M1N6 months ago

...smart

joman69778 years ago

I like how everyone just assumes it"s the one from "Portal." it could be the one from "Rick and Morty" or something.

Natas6666 years ago

Yes just yes

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JohnPariah11 years ago

assuming this portal gun can work on any solid surface, it's definitely worth it

Vegemite8 years ago

The downside is a minor inconvenience, and the upside is life changing.

B-rax10569 years ago

If you can shoot on any surface besides on moon rock it would be like you have the portal gun as a hand.

David Martin Cohen12 years ago

*Uses Valve-logic to create the portal-gun-hat* *Wears it all over the place like a crazed TF2 player*

disturb3 years ago

hell yeah

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xXMyLifeInANutShellXx8 years ago

What"s the downside? I carry it with me no matter what anyways, same thing as a fekin phone right?

mikkusaurus8 years ago

At least i'll never lose it

zoecatruby10 years ago

hide it somewhere in like a back pack or somthing

CoolGuyO7 years ago

Heck yes where"s the downside

Monkiegamer158 years ago

You don't no how much it weights

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

That would mean it never gets stolen! AWSOME!!!

Madeleine Upham12 years ago

and the downside to this is?

Baryapupy3 years ago

woah, this is useless

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Johnathan Kennedy12 years ago

Well, considering that portals from the portal gun can only appear on surfaces that contain moon rock, this is next to useless. Though, it would be pretty cool at Comic Cons and such.

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

Actually NO. it has to be a couple of things: 1. Smooth; 2. Large enough; 3. Not curved (unless it is very, very large such as the moon or earth, etc.); and finally: 4. Not moving (or very, verrrrrrryyyyy, VERRRRYYYYYYYY slowly moving.) It it fits these re...[Show full comment]

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Angela Furtos12 years ago

what about when you have to ... ya know ... reproduce?

MidnightSorrow8 years ago

Think about the experience

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11gscanlan7 years ago

Portal 4 life!!!

The tenth doctor10 years ago

Place two wall portals, put the portal gun in the portal and close them, bam detached

pansexualpal8 years ago

Is this why Brendon Urie has such a big forehead?

Bertholdt-Hoover11 years ago

YES YES YES YES YES YE SY EYS EYS, LOL WRONG WORDS BUT YES

Prestige10769 years ago

No downside. Plus you can wear a mask and spy on anything, or anyone, or rob anything, or anyone. Free porn and free money

ButtonPedro9 years ago

I don't see any problem on it.

Tyler Smith12 years ago

Con?

Lord0Revan9 years ago

If I can actually use it, then yes.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

It"s like how Samuel has her arm cannon as part of her suit.

derplord10 years ago

Classic_Avenger Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eye...[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago

Spam...

Sprinty3 years ago

Take a dead cell of your skin and glue it to the pg. Boom. Win win.

jalriz10 years ago

Why not

Godandjesus8 years ago

This is just useful not a downside

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Hyperion9 years ago

It's not like I wouldn't do that.

Ben Neuwirth12 years ago

no more air travel for me i guess...

18mlivingston10 years ago

Dude I would just jump into a portal that is below another portal and fall infinitely forever

MiniMe9 years ago

Why would I ever want to leave it???

TenshinYT7 years ago

Rick and morty

Ennioggi10 years ago

You dont have to walk and you can troll people (LOLOLOLOLOL) ('_')

MClover :D9 years ago

yes PLEEEEEAAAAASSSEEEEE

Toruk8 years ago

I can sleep knowing it would never be stolen from :3

gottaZayn10 years ago

just carry it in my belt

ImClever1239 years ago

ez pez question this is my answer to do it: get drugs and something will carry it for you

Jakob Edwards12 years ago

Take a belt and carry it on your back

x9hk8 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]