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the117doctor 10 years ago

The portal gun can grab anyway so I can get a skilled surgeon to graft my muscles to the triggers and always have the portal gun as my left hand.

Little_Caesara_-_The_Girlkisser 8 months ago

Genius.

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JohnPariah 12 years ago

assuming this portal gun can work on any solid surface, it's definitely worth it

joman6977 9 years ago

I like how everyone just assumes it"s the one from "Portal." it could be the one from "Rick and Morty" or something.

Natas666 7 years ago

Yes just yes

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Vegemite 10 years ago

The downside is a minor inconvenience, and the upside is life changing.

David Martin Cohen 13 years ago

*Uses Valve-logic to create the portal-gun-hat* *Wears it all over the place like a crazed TF2 player*

disturb 4 years ago

hell yeah

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B-rax1056 10 years ago

If you can shoot on any surface besides on moon rock it would be like you have the portal gun as a hand.

xXMyLifeInANutShellXx 10 years ago

What"s the downside? I carry it with me no matter what anyways, same thing as a fekin phone right?

mikkusaurus 10 years ago

At least i'll never lose it

zoecatruby 11 years ago

hide it somewhere in like a back pack or somthing

CoolGuyO 8 years ago

Heck yes where"s the downside

Madeleine Upham 13 years ago

and the downside to this is?

Baryapupy 4 years ago

woah, this is useless

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Monkiegamer15 9 years ago

You don't no how much it weights

TheAmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

That would mean it never gets stolen! AWSOME!!!

Johnathan Kennedy 13 years ago

Well, considering that portals from the portal gun can only appear on surfaces that contain moon rock, this is next to useless. Though, it would be pretty cool at Comic Cons and such.

UltimateSpaghettore 6 years ago

Actually NO. it has to be a couple of things: 1. Smooth; 2. Large enough; 3. Not curved (unless it is very, very large such as the moon or earth, etc.); and finally: 4. Not moving (or very, verrrrrrryyyyy, VERRRRYYYYYYYY slowly moving.) It it fits these re... [Show full comment]

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Angela Furtos 13 years ago

what about when you have to ... ya know ... reproduce?

MidnightSorrow 9 years ago

Think about the experience

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IceBreaker 8 years ago

It never said how big the gun is

LolOmgYolo 11 years ago

Daaaa

digiboy289 10 years ago

why does it have technology

babysupermonkey 12 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Spam...

infernite101 11 years ago

wear it like a turret on your shoulder. pew pew wormhole

Weerob1jnr 10 years ago

Seal the gun in some sort of waterproof and then you can shower

Carolyna Rayne Willis 13 years ago

Lol peeps be all jealoius like hey i want that give it and im all like omg noo get away

M. C Fatty 11 years ago

No downside what so ever

Kitty007 9 years ago

Yay. No stairs

Agnologian 11 years ago

Ill just make it a part of my body.

ThePaulDude 3 years ago

Hardly a problem because you can attach a pair of loops or whatever they're called so you can clip a sling onto it do it's easy to carry the portal gun around.

iKiki4 11 years ago

Whatever, then youre like a Enderman !! :D

DasJoosh 9 years ago

Who in the sane SHIT hit "no" on this no-brainer?

TruLandragon 11 years ago

Where's the downside?

Sansy boy06 10 years ago

Get to school on timmmmmeeeeeeeeee

William Barclay 13 years ago

You can't swim, is the only downside. Unless they don't mean physical body, in which case, oh god... an extra suitcase?

IdkTbh 10 years ago

I wouldn't ever let go of it anyways.

Zenzerbeth 11 years ago

This can lead to infinite energy (Watermill with double portal loop)

Hanoot27 11 years ago

The gun could weight 1 pound and fit in your pocket :D

Krandy 11 years ago

That would make me look bad***

sonicwind 11 years ago

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1noxaj 9 years ago

Free portal cosplay anyone?

TheRealColin 11 years ago

you could be like gladus & gordon freemans child

HeatherAllen 9 years ago

What"s the down side I'll just carrier in a holster

chrisbaez 11 years ago

It's called future swag

rc savage 10 years ago

Useless no moon rock anywhere *moves to the moon*

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

im assuming the gun would actually work and i could show it off and MAKE 1 MILLION DOLLARS

GGuy12345 11 years ago

Can I get a Gravity-Portal Gun Combo, you know, acts as Portal gun until you pick something up, then acts like gravity gun until you put it down or launch it.

DongusThornberry 10 years ago

Okay problem with portal guns, it only works on white walls.

Shadow48275489237508947238945729084750928374509287348092754098 5 years ago

I DONT CARE IF I HAVE TO CARRY IT I WANT A PORTAL GUN DAMMIT

Amazinglizard4 11 years ago

I don't care if I have to always carry it, it's a portal gun. A PORTAL GUN!!!!!!

DMT_BOOTZ 9 years ago

YES YES YES YES

AyaMayume 11 years ago

The Portal gun from the game is the size of an assault rifle. You could just as well set it down by your foot or have a back harness for when you need your hands. Also, it can be laid next to you while you sleep. Not enough of a down side.

nupa_1 8 years ago

What is the downside?

100rage 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

CMHammond 11 years ago

Spam...

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