Have a real portal gun
but
You have to carry it on your body for the rest of your life
I will not


the117doctor8 years ago
The portal gun can grab anyway so I can get a skilled surgeon to graft my muscles to the triggers and always have the portal gun as my left hand.

L3M1N6 months ago
...smart

joman69778 years ago
I like how everyone just assumes it"s the one from "Portal." it could be the one from "Rick and Morty" or something.

Natas6666 years ago
Yes just yes
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JohnPariah11 years ago
assuming this portal gun can work on any solid surface, it's definitely worth it

Vegemite8 years ago
The downside is a minor inconvenience, and the upside is life changing.

B-rax10569 years ago
If you can shoot on any surface besides on moon rock it would be like you have the portal gun as a hand.

David Martin Cohen12 years ago
*Uses Valve-logic to create the portal-gun-hat* *Wears it all over the place like a crazed TF2 player*

disturb3 years ago
hell yeah
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xXMyLifeInANutShellXx8 years ago
What"s the downside? I carry it with me no matter what anyways, same thing as a fekin phone right?

mikkusaurus8 years ago
At least i'll never lose it

zoecatruby10 years ago
hide it somewhere in like a back pack or somthing

CoolGuyO7 years ago
Heck yes where"s the downside

Monkiegamer158 years ago
You don't no how much it weights

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago
That would mean it never gets stolen! AWSOME!!!

Madeleine Upham12 years ago
and the downside to this is?

Baryapupy3 years ago
woah, this is useless
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Johnathan Kennedy12 years ago
Well, considering that portals from the portal gun can only appear on surfaces that contain moon rock, this is next to useless. Though, it would be pretty cool at Comic Cons and such.

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago
Actually NO. it has to be a couple of things: 1. Smooth; 2. Large enough; 3. Not curved (unless it is very, very large such as the moon or earth, etc.); and finally: 4. Not moving (or very, verrrrrrryyyyy, VERRRRYYYYYYYY slowly moving.) It it fits these re...[Show full comment]
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Angela Furtos12 years ago
what about when you have to ... ya know ... reproduce?

MidnightSorrow8 years ago
Think about the experience
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digiboy2898 years ago
why does it have technology

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CMHammond9 years ago
Spam...

infernite1019 years ago
wear it like a turret on your shoulder. pew pew wormhole

IceBreaker7 years ago
It never said how big the gun is

LolOmgYolo10 years ago
Daaaa

M. C Fatty9 years ago
No downside what so ever

Kitty0078 years ago
Yay. No stairs

Agnologian10 years ago
Ill just make it a part of my body.

Weerob1jnr9 years ago
Seal the gun in some sort of waterproof and then you can shower

Carolyna Rayne Willis12 years ago
Lol peeps be all jealoius like hey i want that give it and im all like omg noo get away

DasJoosh8 years ago
Who in the sane SHIT hit "no" on this no-brainer?

TruLandragon10 years ago
Where's the downside?

Sansy boy069 years ago
Get to school on timmmmmeeeeeeeeee

William Barclay12 years ago
You can't swim, is the only downside. Unless they don't mean physical body, in which case, oh god... an extra suitcase?

ThePaulDude2 years ago
Hardly a problem because you can attach a pair of loops or whatever they're called so you can clip a sling onto it do it's easy to carry the portal gun around.

iKiki410 years ago
Whatever, then youre like a Enderman !! :D

Hanoot279 years ago
The gun could weight 1 pound and fit in your pocket :D

Krandy10 years ago
That would make me look bad***

IdkTbh8 years ago
I wouldn't ever let go of it anyways.

Zenzerbeth10 years ago
This can lead to infinite energy (Watermill with double portal loop)

1noxaj8 years ago
Free portal cosplay anyone?

TheRealColin10 years ago
you could be like gladus & gordon freemans child

sonicwind9 years ago
404 Error: No downside found.

rc savage9 years ago
Useless no moon rock anywhere *moves to the moon*

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago
im assuming the gun would actually work and i could show it off and MAKE 1 MILLION DOLLARS

GGuy1234510 years ago
Can I get a Gravity-Portal Gun Combo, you know, acts as Portal gun until you pick something up, then acts like gravity gun until you put it down or launch it.

HeatherAllen8 years ago
What"s the down side I'll just carrier in a holster

chrisbaez10 years ago
It's called future swag

Shadow482754892375089472389457290847509283745092873480927540984 years ago
I DONT CARE IF I HAVE TO CARRY IT I WANT A PORTAL GUN DAMMIT

Amazinglizard410 years ago
I don't care if I have to always carry it, it's a portal gun. A PORTAL GUN!!!!!!

DMT_BOOTZ8 years ago
YES YES YES YES

AyaMayume10 years ago
The Portal gun from the game is the size of an assault rifle. You could just as well set it down by your foot or have a back harness for when you need your hands. Also, it can be laid next to you while you sleep. Not enough of a down side.

DongusThornberry9 years ago
Okay problem with portal guns, it only works on white walls.

squiggy0610 years ago
What's a portal gun?

lei1689 years ago
Paris here i c... damn it its bombed #PrayForParis Madrid here i c... theres too much middle eastern people London here i c... i already live in London Amsterdam here i c... no too many wind turbines Lizbona (lisbon,portugal) here i come!!!!!!
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