Will You Press The Button?

the117doctor8 years ago

The portal gun can grab anyway so I can get a skilled surgeon to graft my muscles to the triggers and always have the portal gun as my left hand.

L3M1N4 months ago

...smart

joman69778 years ago

I like how everyone just assumes it"s the one from "Portal." it could be the one from "Rick and Morty" or something.

Natas6666 years ago

Yes just yes

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JohnPariah11 years ago

assuming this portal gun can work on any solid surface, it's definitely worth it

Vegemite8 years ago

The downside is a minor inconvenience, and the upside is life changing.

B-rax10569 years ago

If you can shoot on any surface besides on moon rock it would be like you have the portal gun as a hand.

David Martin Cohen12 years ago

*Uses Valve-logic to create the portal-gun-hat* *Wears it all over the place like a crazed TF2 player*

disturb3 years ago

hell yeah

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xXMyLifeInANutShellXx8 years ago

What"s the downside? I carry it with me no matter what anyways, same thing as a fekin phone right?

mikkusaurus8 years ago

At least i'll never lose it

zoecatruby9 years ago

hide it somewhere in like a back pack or somthing

CoolGuyO7 years ago

Heck yes where"s the downside

Monkiegamer158 years ago

You don't no how much it weights

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

That would mean it never gets stolen! AWSOME!!!

Madeleine Upham12 years ago

and the downside to this is?

Baryapupy3 years ago

woah, this is useless

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Johnathan Kennedy12 years ago

Well, considering that portals from the portal gun can only appear on surfaces that contain moon rock, this is next to useless. Though, it would be pretty cool at Comic Cons and such.

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

Actually NO. it has to be a couple of things: 1. Smooth; 2. Large enough; 3. Not curved (unless it is very, very large such as the moon or earth, etc.); and finally: 4. Not moving (or very, verrrrrrryyyyy, VERRRRYYYYYYYY slowly moving.) It it fits these re...[Show full comment]

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Angela Furtos12 years ago

what about when you have to ... ya know ... reproduce?

MidnightSorrow8 years ago

Think about the experience

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Pootis Guy9 years ago

I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wolf1238 years ago

Faster way to leave school without a trace

TheWingedBunting9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

XFalzar9 years ago

let's go annoy some people with portals

Waggs2kinz10 years ago

What is the weight of it?

I am not here9 years ago

Where's the downside what moron would put it down

ThePaulDude4 years ago

The "carry it on your body" part is the catch here, depending on how it defines that then it could be good or bad. You do need both hands for most things after all.

Dpuggy9 years ago

Hell yeah I think it's awesome to have a portal gun

infernite1019 years ago

wear it like a turret on your shoulder. pew pew wormhole

IceBreaker7 years ago

It never said how big the gun is

LolOmgYolo9 years ago

Daaaa

digiboy2898 years ago

why does it have technology

babysupermonkey10 years ago

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CMHammond9 years ago

Spam...

Kitty0078 years ago

Yay. No stairs

Agnologian9 years ago

Ill just make it a part of my body.

Weerob1jnr9 years ago

Seal the gun in some sort of waterproof and then you can shower

Carolyna Rayne Willis12 years ago

Lol peeps be all jealoius like hey i want that give it and im all like omg noo get away

M. C Fatty9 years ago

No downside what so ever

Sansy boy069 years ago

Get to school on timmmmmeeeeeeeeee

William Barclay12 years ago

You can't swim, is the only downside. Unless they don't mean physical body, in which case, oh god... an extra suitcase?

ThePaulDude2 years ago

Hardly a problem because you can attach a pair of loops or whatever they're called so you can clip a sling onto it do it's easy to carry the portal gun around.

iKiki49 years ago

Whatever, then youre like a Enderman !! :D

DasJoosh8 years ago

Who in the sane SHIT hit "no" on this no-brainer?

TruLandragon9 years ago

Where's the downside?

Krandy9 years ago

That would make me look bad***

IdkTbh8 years ago

I wouldn't ever let go of it anyways.

Zenzerbeth10 years ago

This can lead to infinite energy (Watermill with double portal loop)

Hanoot279 years ago

The gun could weight 1 pound and fit in your pocket :D

sonicwind9 years ago

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1noxaj7 years ago

Free portal cosplay anyone?

TheRealColin9 years ago

you could be like gladus & gordon freemans child

GGuy123459 years ago

Can I get a Gravity-Portal Gun Combo, you know, acts as Portal gun until you pick something up, then acts like gravity gun until you put it down or launch it.

HeatherAllen8 years ago

What"s the down side I'll just carrier in a holster

chrisbaez9 years ago

It's called future swag

rc savage9 years ago

Useless no moon rock anywhere *moves to the moon*

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