Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

Time to become the first person to, 1: Kill the leader of the US(o)A, 2: Enter other universes, 3: Get superpowers, 4: Become a shape-shifter.

FearOfTheUnknown10 years ago

I could be a criminal mastermind considering no one takes me seriously. MWAHAHAHA!!!

Skibiditoilet11 months ago

get a job

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Liviekaren10 years ago

"Hey guys, the Earth will be destroyed tomorrow." "Ha, sure." *earth ends* "Get rekt."

Riley Merrill12 years ago

No one takes me seriously anyway.

Bagotrash3 years ago

SAAAAME

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CallJGWentworth877cashnow8 years ago

They'll take me seriously when the A.I"s take over the world...

Used_2013_toyota_camry_RWD7 months ago

BRO KNEW

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PGhostCZ10 years ago

From what I saw, I think Sheldon Cooper has a funny life.

McButterCup8 years ago

Just use reverse psychology.

a_huma_bean8 years ago

i had the same idea XD

FoxHybridGaming8 years ago

JOKES ON YOU! NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUSLY ANYWAY! *presses the button*

DRAGONWIZARDLORD8 years ago

this is already true, also, I am the most humble person in the world

Tautauchev78 years ago

Downside where?

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

I'm not that smart... I"d like to be the smartest person in the world. No one takes me seriously anyways. My life wouldn't change, except I"d be on the moon by the end of the world, while everyone else would be dead.

Creative_Name8 years ago

No one takes me seriously..... I don't see why....... Swap papy is hot

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Might I suggest going straight to horny jail, without passing go or collecting $200?

Ritty8 years ago

That"s cuz I'ma whemen Jk

shit.fuck.fuck.shit.8 years ago

keep proving their asses wrong

FunnyFace8 years ago

It"s their loss. No cure for cancer for you idiots, I guess...

popeyeskid9 years ago

I could just go on the internet post some stuff and nobody would know its me

iYukayyo10 years ago

Change "the Most Intelligent person in the world" to "pretty logical person" then it's already like that.

Cheekadum10 years ago

Having too much intelligence can only get you so far...

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Definablelife5 years ago

No faker no body likes this comment

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Hunter MacFarlane12 years ago

welcome to my life

0ldestDream2 years ago

It is indeed Hzz the smartest person

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Connor Bogunovic12 years ago

I'll be like Van Gogh but for intelligence

El-betos-18 years ago

Story of my life

BGSDilemma9 years ago

Fuck it, I'll go evil.

Eilleisboss7 years ago

Welcome to what I call life

KittyBubblegum10 years ago

Well. Loss on them if they can't handle my excellent brilliance.

DangerMouse001210 years ago

So? That always happen to people

GlutNy7 years ago

Screw them, I’ll be richer than Bill Gates!

Sorrin11 years ago

you don't need to be recognised, if you feel good inside

Mythicalmoonlight339 years ago

I'm never taken seriously in real life so....

Ryderboycolor98 years ago

i dont really care

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xlittle10 years ago

most intelligent, no one takes me seriously.... intelligent person says bullshit, no one believes bullshit, everyone wins

Chubbles326 years ago

"They called me a mad man"

Ender_Dragony10 years ago

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a_huma_bean8 years ago

what if (just a what if but) i used reverse psychology on them so that they believed me

TheFortniteGuy7 years ago

Just smack em till they care

Allwarden4710 years ago

sounds about right

LadyAngel9 years ago

I am a part of horoscop trio of people who are always so sacrastic, you cannot tell when they are serious. Sooooooo, for more intelligence with a punishment i already deal with, heck yea giv3 me the intelligence first thou!

Pika Girl10 years ago

No one takes me seriously in the first place....

Aweez_zeewA 9 years ago

I wonder why.... (Pika girl...)

Stropey9 years ago

Good, because https://youtu.be/9fDKRkr9sXM?t=5s

Paige Farnsworth12 years ago

Know the feeling, so I pressed the button. I'd rather be smart than understood

blyatman69234 years ago

i don t give a fuck i can make a nuke and then treathen USA

Watermelon_Man10 years ago

Gbtfryf5ti voy

empbomb9 years ago

Me ether

that random girl10 years ago

I'M FUCKING SHELDON COOPER IF HE WAS A LESBIAN GIRL

MrMrMANGOHEAD8 years ago

If you click this you become me.

WoodburyBoy19 years ago

I would be the most intelligent comedian in the world. Problem. Frizzity. Frikin'. Solved.

AceQueen187 years ago

this is already me

canunot699 years ago

THEN WHAT'S THE POINT I CAN LITERALLY BE LIKE Me:"Hey guys I found a cure for cancer" Them bitches:"Yea and I fucked me grandad ahahahahahaa" "nice one Susan"

Hunter-Valenteretioneru7 years ago

Just wait till they figure it out for themselves

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