Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

Time to become the first person to, 1: Kill the leader of the US(o)A, 2: Enter other universes, 3: Get superpowers, 4: Become a shape-shifter.

FearOfTheUnknown10 years ago

I could be a criminal mastermind considering no one takes me seriously. MWAHAHAHA!!!

Skibiditoilet11 months ago

get a job

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Liviekaren10 years ago

"Hey guys, the Earth will be destroyed tomorrow." "Ha, sure." *earth ends* "Get rekt."

Riley Merrill12 years ago

No one takes me seriously anyway.

Bagotrash3 years ago

SAAAAME

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CallJGWentworth877cashnow8 years ago

They'll take me seriously when the A.I"s take over the world...

Used_2013_toyota_camry_RWD7 months ago

BRO KNEW

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PGhostCZ10 years ago

From what I saw, I think Sheldon Cooper has a funny life.

McButterCup8 years ago

Just use reverse psychology.

a_huma_bean8 years ago

i had the same idea XD

FoxHybridGaming8 years ago

JOKES ON YOU! NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUSLY ANYWAY! *presses the button*

DRAGONWIZARDLORD8 years ago

this is already true, also, I am the most humble person in the world

Tautauchev78 years ago

Downside where?

whenjohnsteindied8 years ago

I'm not that smart... I"d like to be the smartest person in the world. No one takes me seriously anyways. My life wouldn't change, except I"d be on the moon by the end of the world, while everyone else would be dead.

Creative_Name8 years ago

No one takes me seriously..... I don't see why....... Swap papy is hot

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Might I suggest going straight to horny jail, without passing go or collecting $200?

Ritty8 years ago

That"s cuz I'ma whemen Jk

shit.fuck.fuck.shit.8 years ago

keep proving their asses wrong

FunnyFace8 years ago

It"s their loss. No cure for cancer for you idiots, I guess...

popeyeskid9 years ago

I could just go on the internet post some stuff and nobody would know its me

iYukayyo10 years ago

Change "the Most Intelligent person in the world" to "pretty logical person" then it's already like that.

Cheekadum10 years ago

Having too much intelligence can only get you so far...

zaki4341010 years ago

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Definablelife5 years ago

No faker no body likes this comment

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Hunter MacFarlane12 years ago

welcome to my life

0ldestDream2 years ago

It is indeed Hzz the smartest person

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Connor Bogunovic12 years ago

I'll be like Van Gogh but for intelligence

Roastingbitchessince19989 years ago

Fuck yeah says nobody will take me seriously doesnt mean they dont see results

Aweez_zeewA 9 years ago

So basicly my life

isuc4life7 years ago

pretty much my life already

Wolfbilly10 years ago

Pretty much the same as it is right now, only i would have a bit more brains. But I would have to still at least take myself seriously.

jamauri7 years ago

I can get a job that way anyway

Edel Therese TjernstrÃ¸m12 years ago

Doesn't matter I'm smarter than them!

Twiddle Twist9 years ago

Intelligence isn't always about people appreciating it.

Dr. Who?9 years ago

This is already me so...

Timelordvictorious8763 years ago

last button i save the world but everyone forgets who I am, this makes sense

aLiVE10 years ago

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Bdog319 years ago

Already there :)

densch7 years ago

doesn't matter, still fapp... yeah, even the most intelligent person makes kinky jokes .-P

TechnoPrism127 years ago

Nobody takes me serious regardless, so I just become really damn art

Kat_the_Great2911 years ago

If I'm the most intelligent person in the world I can devise a way to murder without being caught. That way it doesn't matter what they think, because they're dead.