Will You Press The Button?

Bountyhunter32336 years ago

Me: walks up to a sombrero cactus Guy: *looks at me* Me: *picks the cactus up and shoves it in my mouth* Guy: HOLAY FUKKIN SHET!!!!!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Bumbo Cactoni consumed by a random bounty hunter! Redstone guy aghast!

Nick_Name_James9 years ago

WEE WOO WEE WOO! Its the grammar police. We are arresting this man for improper spelling of a plural noun.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@bemoseemo its*

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Savannah Leigh Jones12 years ago

DRINK CACTUS JUICE. IT'LL QUENCH YA! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!

Awesomepeach33 years ago

Oh, you"re cool. I like you.

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krakkekt8 years ago

Okay. I remove the surface, and I will eat the interior

I_LIKE_TOAST6 years ago

Take the spines out Nice cucumbers man Actually, they"re cactuses

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago

Cactus is tasty u know m8

Dylan Owens12 years ago

CHECK YO GRAMMAR its cacti, not cactuses

SheepDragon5 years ago

*your

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Kenichi Shirahama12 years ago

Well, if the thorns are removed, then hell yeah

Perhaps5 years ago

You can eat cacti-That means the thorns aren't dangerous!

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Bread Cake12 years ago

Didn't way it would have pricks in them. Nice try button

Perhaps5 years ago

If the pricks harmed you, you couldn't eat cacti. So don't worry about them.

Jessica Wilson12 years ago

Cacti aRe delicious dude

Matt Aschan12 years ago

No way!!! Cactus Juice is not to be messed with!!!

masonfromstatefarm4 years ago

It"s just a plant. Buy one with removed thorns.

Jowe111 years ago

Its Cacti

TeamKobus28 years ago

There are no cactuses. Only cacti

jackman9 years ago

i dont sleep sleep is 4 the weak

Pommesbudenwerfer9 years ago

I already sleep well

Oktek9 years ago

Do not mess with my diet, damnit! No click!

AceCat6 years ago

I love the taste of a sweet cactus early un da morning U know m8?

laurenzsideisbest9 years ago

NO FUCKEN WAY

Bossnes47 years ago

I already sleep good...

lolo17259 years ago

cactuses(it's supposed to be cacti) is not a word which means that it is not a thing which means you eat nothing but that means you WON'T sleep well because you're hungry HAH TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BUTTON!

Twirre8 years ago

I have always slept well...

jfb13379 years ago

*cacti

Super_Sanic12 months ago

Side-side to side

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago

79% did not press. U guys are responsible. I want to keep my mouth too. And some cactuses are poisonous. NO. I HAVE MENTIONNED? NO. NO. I CAN'T NO. NO. Jowe1 thank u i love u for ur doctor who reference. And its racist.

Eve9 years ago

Its cactie!

Wiwisheiej5 years ago

They drank heavily this tine

LeoHoroDay9 years ago

I see no downside.

Packy9 years ago

As long as I sleep well I don't give a fuck.

Bored-Player7 years ago

Cut it so it’s a square without the thorns. Tastieeee

Berb1019 years ago

My sleeps are usually always peaceful anyway. No need for a healthy diet of cacti.

C8 years ago

"cactuses" isn't a word you fool

C8 years ago

Plus, it says eat, I could still drink

Question All9 years ago

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tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Camper20209 years ago

I just got an add for eating cactses

DoubleGulpCup4 years ago

I can *only* eat cactuses. That means I can't do anything else

ANCIENTKITE111 years ago

I already sleep well

JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD8 years ago

I always sleep well, and if I get nightmares, I often usually forget it. Plus If I eat a cactus, the spikes will stick to my throat and I"d die. How can I sleep well when I am dead? So, I wouldn't do the comment - JUST SAYIN!