Will You Press The Button?

Bountyhunter3233 7 years ago

Me: walks up to a sombrero cactus Guy: *looks at me* Me: *picks the cactus up and shoves it in my mouth* Guy: HOLAY FUKKIN SHET!!!!!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Bumbo Cactoni consumed by a random bounty hunter! Redstone guy aghast!

Nick_Name_James 11 years ago

WEE WOO WEE WOO! Its the grammar police. We are arresting this man for improper spelling of a plural noun.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@bemoseemo its*

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Savannah Leigh Jones 13 years ago

DRINK CACTUS JUICE. IT'LL QUENCH YA! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!

Awesomepeach3 4 years ago

Oh, you"re cool. I like you.

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krakkekt 9 years ago

Okay. I remove the surface, and I will eat the interior

I_LIKE_TOAST 8 years ago

Take the spines out Nice cucumbers man Actually, they"re cactuses

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 11 years ago

Cactus is tasty u know m8

Dylan Owens 13 years ago

CHECK YO GRAMMAR its cacti, not cactuses

SheepDragon 6 years ago

*your

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Kenichi Shirahama 13 years ago

Well, if the thorns are removed, then hell yeah

Perhaps 7 years ago

You can eat cacti-That means the thorns aren't dangerous!

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Bread Cake 13 years ago

Didn't way it would have pricks in them. Nice try button

Perhaps 7 years ago

If the pricks harmed you, you couldn't eat cacti. So don't worry about them.

Jessica Wilson 13 years ago

Cacti aRe delicious dude

Matt Aschan 13 years ago

No way!!! Cactus Juice is not to be messed with!!!

Piggt_socks 8 years ago

More people would marry and have kids with their sibling but not eat a cactus I'm coming confused

mesy169 11 years ago

just take sleeping pills

Wtf Is that 11 years ago

No brain inside his head

Noctara 11 years ago

In Russia I have problem to get cactuses. I will die hungry.

8843 4 months ago

这无疑是痛苦的

NightOwl 11 years ago

It didn't say you couldn't cut off the spikey outer layer. I am a severe insomniac. There isn't much I wouldn't do for good sleep.

Shaina 9 years ago

I"d do it because I can't sleep for crap

masonfromstatefarm 5 years ago

It"s just a plant. Buy one with removed thorns.

Jowe1 12 years ago

Its Cacti

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

There are no cactuses. Only cacti

jackman 11 years ago

i dont sleep sleep is 4 the weak

Pommesbudenwerfer 11 years ago

I already sleep well

Oktek 11 years ago

Do not mess with my diet, damnit! No click!

AceCat 8 years ago

I love the taste of a sweet cactus early un da morning U know m8?

laurenzsideisbest 11 years ago

NO FUCKEN WAY

Bossnes4 9 years ago

I already sleep good...

lolo1725 11 years ago

cactuses(it's supposed to be cacti) is not a word which means that it is not a thing which means you eat nothing but that means you WON'T sleep well because you're hungry HAH TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BUTTON!

Twirre 9 years ago

I have always slept well...

jfb1337 11 years ago

*cacti

Super_Sanic 2 years ago

Side-side to side

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago

79% did not press. U guys are responsible. I want to keep my mouth too. And some cactuses are poisonous. NO. I HAVE MENTIONNED? NO. NO. I CAN'T NO. NO. Jowe1 thank u i love u for ur doctor who reference. And its racist.

Eve 11 years ago

Its cactie!

Wiwisheiej 6 years ago

They drank heavily this tine

LeoHoroDay 10 years ago

I see no downside.

Bored-Player 8 years ago

Cut it so it’s a square without the thorns. Tastieeee

Berb101 11 years ago

My sleeps are usually always peaceful anyway. No need for a healthy diet of cacti.

Packy 11 years ago

As long as I sleep well I don't give a fuck.

Question All 11 years ago

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tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

C 9 years ago

"cactuses" isn't a word you fool

C 9 years ago

Plus, it says eat, I could still drink

DoubleGulpCup 5 years ago

I can *only* eat cactuses. That means I can't do anything else

ANCIENTKITE1 12 years ago

I already sleep well

JujuOnYourFaceAyeXDDD 10 years ago

I always sleep well, and if I get nightmares, I often usually forget it. Plus If I eat a cactus, the spikes will stick to my throat and I"d die. How can I sleep well when I am dead? So, I wouldn't do the comment - JUST SAYIN!