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You would always sleep well

but

You could only eat cactuses

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Bountyhunter3233 7 years ago

Me: walks up to a sombrero cactus Guy: *looks at me* Me: *picks the cactus up and shoves it in my mouth* Guy: HOLAY FUKKIN SHET!!!!!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Bumbo Cactoni consumed by a random bounty hunter! Redstone guy aghast!

Nick_Name_James 11 years ago

WEE WOO WEE WOO! Its the grammar police. We are arresting this man for improper spelling of a plural noun.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

@bemoseemo its*

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Savannah Leigh Jones 13 years ago

DRINK CACTUS JUICE. IT'LL QUENCH YA! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!

Awesomepeach3 4 years ago

Oh, you"re cool. I like you.

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krakkekt 9 years ago

Okay. I remove the surface, and I will eat the interior

I_LIKE_TOAST 7 years ago

Take the spines out Nice cucumbers man Actually, they"re cactuses

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 11 years ago

Cactus is tasty u know m8

Dylan Owens 13 years ago

CHECK YO GRAMMAR its cacti, not cactuses

SheepDragon 6 years ago

*your

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Kenichi Shirahama 13 years ago

Well, if the thorns are removed, then hell yeah

Perhaps 6 years ago

You can eat cacti-That means the thorns aren't dangerous!

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Bread Cake 13 years ago

Didn't way it would have pricks in them. Nice try button

Perhaps 6 years ago

If the pricks harmed you, you couldn't eat cacti. So don't worry about them.

Jessica Wilson 13 years ago

Cacti aRe delicious dude

Matt Aschan 13 years ago

No way!!! Cactus Juice is not to be messed with!!!

WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME BACK 11 years ago

I see no down side

BurbledokBrandy 5 years ago

Doesn't say you have to eat it WITH the prickles.

Swifty_1201 12 years ago

100% worth it

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Fuck No

Hooooooooooogaaaaaboooooooogaaaaaaaa 7 years ago

You would die

Roado 10 years ago

They spelled it wrong. Its cacti

YouPushMyButtons 11 years ago

I'm guessing post people have actually eaten good cactus

Stoutish Atom 11 years ago

My driver will drive it

ButtonPresser9 11 years ago

ARE YOU FUKIN SERIOUS?

GabiGabskittwens 8 years ago

I don’t see an upside

Cross_Byte 2 years ago

if i have no more bad sleep, then what makes a "good" sleep good?

sowersdylan13 11 years ago

stupid

Jamez2201 9 years ago

It is cacti🌵 and you can sleep with a thorn in ur throat...

BACONLUFFY 11 years ago

So u still get water

TheEmoGirl HD 10 years ago

I will not push the button...who in earth would want to eat cactus?

TheFlowerGirl 9 years ago

I would because they have fruit inside

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Alexsupastar 11 years ago

Dafaq, who would do that?

Dexagon 5 years ago

Yuck

Rin Killua 12 years ago

I never sleep and I do just fine.

DavRie11 11 years ago

This doesn't make any sense.

Endoskeliton_bros 8 years ago

Cactus is very delicius

Gammafox 11 years ago

Sleeping with cactus spines in your stomach would not result in a good sleep.

TurtleShroom 10 years ago

Pick them out

Poofnugget 9 years ago

Well it doesnt say how you have to eat them

MClover :D 11 years ago

Take da needles off

Flux God 11 years ago

this person is probably 6 years old. CACTI dumb ass

Hoi! Im Tem! 11 years ago

Doesn't say they can't be de-prickled. Other than that, cacti taste pretty good...

Yaaaas 4 years ago

NO IM NOT SLEEPING AND LIVING MY BL SIERES BEHIND

Calista 12 years ago

Cacti wouldn't be a balanced diet; you'd die of malnutrition. And then you'd sleep very well indeed.

WayT00Many11ama5 9 years ago

ooh a new food i can try! it"s spelt "cacti"

Sillywafflefries 10 years ago

Peeled cactus

AcousticJamm 11 years ago

I already sleep well, so sux 4 u!

Ducker 11 years ago

Cactus pizza cactus burger and cactus dürüm

ButtonPresser9 11 years ago

ARE YOU FUKIN SERIOUS?

SupersizedMcshizzle 8 years ago

I already sleep well a lay and BUM I fell asleep

FoxyFromOnePiece 4 months ago

There are not enough cactuses on my ship, the Sexy Foxy. I would die. Fuehfehfeh.

poptarts 11 years ago

A cactus is fucking delicious. All of my yes.

TheFlowerGirl 9 years ago

I don't sleep well so heck yes! (Also my sister ate cooked cactus once for a Mexican restaurant and she loved it )

RoseðŸŒ¹ðŸŒ¹ðŸŒ¹ 11 years ago

Who would do that??

McEnder 10 years ago

Cactus bread

Ze Hairy Turtle 11 years ago

But why

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