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You will become any pokemon of your choice. Can be anything.
but
Your owner will be a douchebag.
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RNGvideoinator3 years ago
Kill the Owner.

ApfelkuchenFisch11 months ago
Was my first thought too
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GangsternauwL8 years ago
gengar doesn't have a trainer. gengar does what he wants. gengar also talks in third person all the times

Blackout-Button4 years ago
Gangar must wanna join a Gang Ar

Rhett Overbay12 years ago
hm. solution: KILL YOUR OWNER AND ROAM FREE IN THE WILD MASSACRING ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO STOP YOU!

heightpower2 years ago
Dangit. I should"ve thought of that.
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NHLic7 years ago
Uhm will he sexually abuse me? I think that would be nice.

Schmucklehed8 months ago
gonna be honest that was my first thought too
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NotTheSmoooze9 years ago
Ditto.

uncleltr8 years ago
Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)

Salad9 years ago
Be Mewtwo and kill him

H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.

H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.

gondigo10 years ago
soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!

Mixmaster7 years ago
Two words: Be Mew

Alzoran7 years ago
Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit! Trainer: *Acts like a Douche* Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*

SomeRandomPokemon427 years ago
Please come true "_"

AnyaSmith8 years ago
Just kill your owner

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)

ThePsycho6668 years ago
Kill your owner

BawbRaws8 years ago
I'll fucking EAT them...

Evilkitten38 years ago
i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass

Cathrope8 years ago
So Ash?

Migdin18 years ago
No, Ash is just a dumb trainer

Ig888 years ago
Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him

Benjamin O'Grady12 years ago
I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate! Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat! Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.) Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor...[Show full comment]

ThePaulDude3 years ago
Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.
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Weston Garcia12 years ago
fucking gary

RGPZ7 years ago
What Did Gary The Gadget Guy Do To Pokemon

Dottie Johnson12 years ago
SMELL YA LATER

Sethfield Quinton12 years ago
So Gary

Jaime Mijares12 years ago
Be mewtwo, kill owner

tehhypergamer10 years ago
I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.

pyrite-minimal8 years ago
Kill my owner easy

nicholsi11 years ago
Kill the douche or sit on him with Snorlax

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan3 years ago
Become an op Pokémon.

ruby198179 years ago
Im Fenekin XDDDD

Coolcon9 years ago
Do you think any trainer could contain mega rayquaza

Patrick Druart12 years ago
you don't have enough badges to train me

EnderSlayer144 years ago
Ditto

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
i become my own form: cheshire the sentient. demon wings, claws of adamantium, teleporting, dead raising(kills any pokemon sent at me), shape shifting, illusions,vast intelligence and epic healing. and i naturally disable pokeballs thrown at me. to let me ...[Show full comment]

Pickels8 years ago
Starter Squad! Just me? Yeah just me...

BliZZardGamibg7 years ago
No. Me too

hlirby10 years ago
i want to be a male machamp with a female trainer no pokeball and im a sex hater

BuzzfeedBad6 years ago
Joltereon

UltraSnivy149 years ago
Hello there. I'm a Snivy. This is Gary Oak, my trainer.

Thanatos_Vorigan8 years ago
Well, I become a Charizard and my owner is a douchebag. I'll kill the basterd.

Kaiyanni10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

stakercub239 years ago
Y can't u run away

Mickle10 years ago
I can just kill him if I'm Darkrai.

xACMx9 years ago
I wanna be the trainer

az3us10 years ago
I'm Arceus bitch I don't have an owner

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago
As long as I know at least 1 water-type former HM move. I'll be a Primarina.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
only if i can be my OC form; it's the only one. name: cheshire angel type:all power set: sense emotions, read minds, teleport, armored adamantium, shapeshift, flying, telekinetic and telepathy, ultra intelligent, and necromancy role:travels with the group and protects against the rockets

PanisCupcake10 years ago
Reshiram time

Its-A-Me9 years ago
Become a ditto, kill my owner and steal his life :D

toejamburger11 years ago
Simple: Be Charizard, eat the trainer. Become worlds first pokemon that's a pokemon trainer. Get bitches.

Sillybut10 years ago
Oh wow

theo21099 years ago
Just turn into MewTwo and fck him up :D

Alexander Vellev Bonde12 years ago
It's simple... We kill the trainer.
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