Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)
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Salad9 years ago
Be Mewtwo and kill him
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H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.
H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.
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gondigo10 years ago
soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!
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Mixmaster7 years ago
Two words: Be Mew
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Alzoran7 years ago
Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit!
Trainer: *Acts like a Douche*
Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*
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SomeRandomPokemon427 years ago
Please come true "_"
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AnyaSmith8 years ago
Just kill your owner
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Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)
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ThePsycho6668 years ago
Kill your owner
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BawbRaws8 years ago
I'll fucking EAT them...
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Evilkitten38 years ago
i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass
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Cathrope8 years ago
So Ash?
Migdin18 years ago
No, Ash is just a dumb trainer
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Ig888 years ago
Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him
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Benjamin O'Grady12 years ago
I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate!
Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat!
Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.)
Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor...[Show full comment]
ThePaulDude3 years ago
Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.
I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.
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pyrite-minimal8 years ago
Kill my owner easy
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nicholsi11 years ago
Kill the douche or sit on him with Snorlax
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DoYouSeeTheBananaMan3 years ago
Become an op Pokémon.
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ruby198179 years ago
Im Fenekin XDDDD
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Coolcon9 years ago
Do you think any trainer could contain mega rayquaza
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Patrick Druart12 years ago
you don't have enough badges to train me
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EnderSlayer144 years ago
Ditto
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
i become my own form: cheshire the sentient. demon wings, claws of adamantium, teleporting, dead raising(kills any pokemon sent at me), shape shifting, illusions,vast intelligence and epic healing. and i naturally disable pokeballs thrown at me. to let me ...[Show full comment]
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Pickels8 years ago
Starter Squad! Just me? Yeah just me...
BliZZardGamibg7 years ago
No. Me too
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hlirby10 years ago
i want to be a male machamp with a female trainer no pokeball and im a sex hater
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BuzzfeedBad6 years ago
Joltereon
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UltraSnivy149 years ago
Hello there. I'm a Snivy. This is Gary Oak, my trainer.
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Thanatos_Vorigan8 years ago
Well, I become a Charizard and my owner is a douchebag. I'll kill the basterd.
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Kaiyanni10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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stakercub239 years ago
Y can't u run away
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Mickle10 years ago
I can just kill him if I'm Darkrai.
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xACMx9 years ago
I wanna be the trainer
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az3us10 years ago
I'm Arceus bitch I don't have an owner
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TeamAwesomeness4 years ago
As long as I know at least 1 water-type former HM move. I'll be a Primarina.
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
only if i can be my OC form; it's the only one. name: cheshire angel type:all power set: sense emotions, read minds, teleport, armored adamantium, shapeshift, flying, telekinetic and telepathy, ultra intelligent, and necromancy role:travels with the group and protects against the rockets
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PanisCupcake10 years ago
Reshiram time
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Its-A-Me9 years ago
Become a ditto, kill my owner and steal his life :D
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toejamburger11 years ago
Simple: Be Charizard, eat the trainer. Become worlds first pokemon that's a pokemon trainer. Get bitches.
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