Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.
H2ÓDIO6 years ago
Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.
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NotTheSmoooze9 years ago
Ditto.
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uncleltr8 years ago
Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)
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Salad8 years ago
Be Mewtwo and kill him
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gondigo9 years ago
soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!
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Mixmaster7 years ago
Two words: Be Mew
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Alzoran7 years ago
Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit!
Trainer: *Acts like a Douche*
Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*
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SomeRandomPokemon427 years ago
Please come true "_"
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AnyaSmith7 years ago
Just kill your owner
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Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)
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ThePsycho6668 years ago
Kill your owner
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BawbRaws8 years ago
I'll fucking EAT them...
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Evilkitten38 years ago
i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass
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Cathrope8 years ago
So Ash?
Migdin18 years ago
No, Ash is just a dumb trainer
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Ig888 years ago
Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him
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Benjamin O'Grady12 years ago
I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate!
Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat!
Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.)
Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor...[Show full comment]
ThePaulDude3 years ago
Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.
I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.
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TheMewgon408 years ago
Become Arceus and erase your owner from existence. Problem solved. >:)
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blue button9 years ago
BE AN BIRD OR SUMTHING, THAN FLY AWAY, SO EASY!!!!!!!!
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Couldn't think of a name9 years ago
I'd turn into a GOD DAMN GIBLE.
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KiroKane6 years ago
I would slap the doucheness put of him.#Nidoking
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rebman7139 years ago
i don't want to be a Pokemon
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22FDMM019 years ago
I'll be Giratina! I can kill my trainer.
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Manly0man7 years ago
I assume my trainer would be the kind that releases Pokémon based on their IV"s and if their EV"s aren't up to code, yes? Doesn't matter, though, there"s only upsides that I see. The jerk trainer is most likely more interesting than the stereotypical trave...[Show full comment]
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ThatGirlyGirlBuffyFan9 years ago
Simple,kill my owner
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Immapressit10 years ago
Murder your owner
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Yokairuler7 years ago
Watch Pokemon starter squad
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tehhypergamer9 years ago
OMG 66% ARE WEAK PATHETIC SPINELESS COWARDS!
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djcool2328 years ago
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ASIANHITMAN5444 years ago
Murder is the only choice
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Joemaster9 years ago
O SIHEEAAT
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echothekirby953.jpg9 years ago
Goodra For The WIN
Ig888 years ago
Nah I prefer dialaga or giratina
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Posik5 years ago
I'll kill my owner
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Huxley9 years ago
I would like to have a pokemon but i don't want to be one
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Jdude14339 years ago
Could i still speak English though? And I already know who would be the owner it would be my friend sometimes he is a douchebag
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MeganDiStefanoSwogger7 years ago
Be Darkrai send him into a night mare to make him a better person but then perish song too (you done son)
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crazydude999 years ago
I'll just leave my trainer
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Drain8 years ago
Kill owner get new one problem solved (if you want to be lazy like me get a better owner
Drain8 years ago
I will rip my owner apart if they hurt me I will go mewtwo on your bi*** a**
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tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson
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luckylucky9 years ago
Gary mother fucking oak
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UndyneKOTF8 years ago
Become Shadow Ho-oH, WIN
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xLEXx10 years ago
It doesn't say if the owner is a douchbag to you. Maybe he/she is only one to the competition...
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PoipoleADMyt3 years ago
Become an Unown because no sane person would want to keep an Unown.
NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Exactly. They just throw them in the PCs. I think you need to rethink your strategy.
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