Will You Press The Button?

RNGvideoinator 4 years ago

Kill the Owner.

ApfelkuchenFisch 2 years ago

Was my first thought too

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GangsternauwL 9 years ago

gengar doesn't have a trainer. gengar does what he wants. gengar also talks in third person all the times

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

Gangar must wanna join a Gang Ar

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

hm. solution: KILL YOUR OWNER AND ROAM FREE IN THE WILD MASSACRING ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO STOP YOU!

heightpower 4 years ago

Dangit. I should"ve thought of that.

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NHLic 8 years ago

Uhm will he sexually abuse me? I think that would be nice.

Schmucklehed 2 years ago

gonna be honest that was my first thought too

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NotTheSmoooze 11 years ago

Ditto.

uncleltr 10 years ago

Mew because I can be a transformer without being a sex slave. (ditto)

Salad 10 years ago

Be Mewtwo and kill him

H2ÓDIO 7 years ago

Be mew, kill him/her, transform into him/her and live normally replacing him/her in society.

H2ÓDIO 7 years ago

Or use your powers to comunicate with your owner to become what you prefer: a fighting Pokemon, or wild, or even mating and breeding.

gondigo 11 years ago

soo you triner is that one guy who tried to kill charmander THEN GETS RESCUED BY ASH! GTEAT IDEA!!!

Mixmaster 8 years ago

Two words: Be Mew

Alzoran 8 years ago

Me: I am the Almighty god of Pokemon Arceus you little shit! Trainer: *Acts like a Douche* Me: *Destroys Pokeball, leaves Trainer, and becomes the almighty God of the New World.*

SomeRandomPokemon42 9 years ago

Please come true "_"

AnyaSmith 9 years ago

Just kill your owner

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms 9 years ago

IM GONNA BE TYRANITAR (because he looks like Godzilla XD)

ThePsycho666 9 years ago

Kill your owner

BawbRaws 9 years ago

I'll fucking EAT them...

Evilkitten3 10 years ago

i'll be a ditto. try and fuck with me i'll go arceus on your ass

Cathrope 10 years ago

So Ash?

Migdin1 9 years ago

No, Ash is just a dumb trainer

Ig88 10 years ago

Be dialaga and escape my owner then kill him

Benjamin O'Grady 13 years ago

I could never do it because it would be so hard to communicate! Owner: Hah! I'm gonna go drink shots and call girls fat! Me: Char! Charmander char char! (Dude, don't do that, that's not cool.) Owner: Stupid Charmander, you stay in the car while I bang sor... [Show full comment]

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

Dude, your a FIRE Pokémon. Why would you complain about being too hot? It"s like an ice Pokémon bitchibg about being too cold.

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Weston Garcia 13 years ago

fucking gary

RGPZ 8 years ago

What Did Gary The Gadget Guy Do To Pokemon

Dottie Johnson 13 years ago

SMELL YA LATER

Sethfield Quinton 13 years ago

So Gary

Jaime Mijares 13 years ago

Be mewtwo, kill owner

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

I was just going to say that but I was distracted by the cowardly 66% I am one of the brave 34% and actually my personallity is alot like mewtwo in rl so I will be a mewtwo anyways.

SpaceLizard24 7 months ago

Nah. I like having thumbs and legally being a person.

Rebellion598 10 years ago

There's a saying from a game I like: A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

bananaman0325 11 years ago

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sodn 10 years ago

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Zaqinabox 11 years ago

That was the case with mew 2 anyways!

Natecrase 11 years ago

Just run away during a battle

BoCo365 10 years ago

Gonna be a legend a go rek shit

LordCake 12 years ago

Oh. My. God. Most hilarious scinerio ever!

gadlygamer 5 years ago

become a greninja and absolutely wreck the trainer then join ash ketchum who is a better trainer also because greninja is cool

ButtNugget 10 years ago

Be arceus you're literally God problem solved

User2845 10 years ago

Dont let yourself get catched

Micheal Baldon 13 years ago

Become a bad missingno and wipe her from existence.

whiteflamingo 6 years ago

reality is you wouldint know that what is happining is wrog

Frankie 12 11 years ago

Fuck it I hate pokemon

Maxendre Galant 11 years ago

I am a Mew , i can transform in any pokemon I want and I kill my owner and broke his pokeballs.

ZeFrenchTurtle144 8 years ago

I don’t give a crap about Pokémon but if it means I can be pikachu and zap shit then heck ye I’m in!!

ben2w 11 years ago

#zoroa I would turn into a human alien thing and eat his face

Cate1018 9 years ago

Just run away, kill your owner, or form a revolution of pokemon. Gather all, going from town to town, massacring all but pokemon and animals. Kill the humans, creating a world without humans forcing us pokemon to fight each other, although we were being loyal and strong for them.

Roaryboy 11 years ago

Strange, most people in that category won't catch and train a Roserade............

thinkingbox 10 years ago

I'm sorry but no

KratosTomatoes 11 years ago

I mean, I can fucking kill him and eat his corpse

TriniTDM 12 years ago

Simple. I would be a Pikachu that could talk. I would demand that the trainer release me, or I would make his entire life a living nightmare. Then I would be free!

BEANERMAN 4 years ago

kill him

4ChanJoe 10 years ago

Kill your trainer, then go to the wild

Eaglest05 8 years ago

I'm not even a Pokemon fan, and I still said yes.

Yolinkmcrey 10 years ago

Giratina. Send Gary to hell.

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