You can become immortal
but
You may only eat wasabi for the rest of your life.
I will not


NomNom9 years ago
I wouldn't even want to be immortal. I mean have you really thought of it? Never dying or growing old as your loved ones grow old and die without you while your home, planet, and species fades away into dust and slowly coming to the universe and having a f...[Show full comment]

Ogreponlast year
what the
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Elka239 years ago
Error 405: Good side not found

Themauf6 years ago
I know, @dankmemes, I know
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shadowhacked9 years ago
make another food called wasabi that is delicious

You-sir-neigh-mmm7 years ago
😂😂😂 good call 👌

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx9 years ago
being immortal is completely dumb because the sun will explodes any time then the earth and all planets in that sun system are destroyed, no humans live and you fly anywhere in the space, and wait for the death that will never come also you will be extremely be bored

Shadowin12 months ago
那会是非常好的,你是旅行者114514号的最好记录载体
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hatgirl52529 years ago
And why do I want to be immortal?

Joe Jones12 years ago
I don't have to eat if I'm immortal...

Andrew_3 years ago
same
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EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

LunarWish9 years ago
so, wasabi have a special substance that makes you inmortal? ok

Kasabaru 9 years ago
I love wasabi!

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Grimlon9 years ago
i would lose taste, also you can drink anything

NolaScoccimarro7 years ago
i dont want to be immortal

Kittymeowwoof9 years ago
Just dont eat then.

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

virik8 years ago
I love spicy food

Lemon_chief10 years ago
I love wasabi but I don't want to be immortal

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

NotYourTypicalPerson9 years ago
I'm a spice-a-holic.

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

KosovarR9 months ago
Lose-lose. Immortality isn't a perk. It's a disability. Nuclear fallout happens, you see all of that. Earth gets swallowed by the Sun, you see that and feel that. Not worth it at all.

TLSCT9 years ago
Just don't eat.

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago
But I like food....

Elijah Ray12 years ago
You don't have to eat, but you can still die because immortals can't die by natural causes

Keyzenite5 years ago
I don't want to be immortal, but eating only Wasabi is fine. I think it worths.

Galtron9 years ago
I like the wasabi

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

Burnt_Python_589 years ago
Learning how to live forever isn't a problem its learning how to live with yourself forever.

darkpineapple7 years ago
wtf is wasabi?

joshgamer7110 years ago
if your immortal witch means i will float in space after the worlds gone THAT WOULD SUX DICK

midnightiscool959 years ago
I'm already immortal

Immortus8 years ago
Staying immortal means that I don't even need to eat wasabi...

The_Guy_With_the_LOOOOONG_Name_123456789_Triforcer44_or_just_Tri_<310 years ago
wheres the upside? who wants to be immortal?!

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

sqsarrazine8 years ago
No upside

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

Constipation3 years ago
Ill just sell the wasabi because that shit is expensive

Clayster is a pro9 years ago
? That's all

awsome_nuub9 years ago
You people should realise that there really is no good side to this... humanity becomes extinct the world gets engulfed by the sun. Yet your still alive feeling the burn of it... trillions of years later the last star will die and a few more trillions of y...[Show full comment]

Chapps7 years ago
#worth it since I'll wait for VRMMO"s

doosh9 years ago
If u immortal, y u need food?

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

Zletro8 years ago
I love wasabi, soz win/win

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

EpicCreeper6669 years ago
naruto is cool

MEDICGaming7 months ago
no upsides

fartguffin228 years ago
i gain and lose nothing i already hit a immortal button

Kansas Preslar12 years ago
Ok immortals one don't need to eat and two can't be killed unless forgotten like in Greek myths, you can fade away and then die but not be killed in combat FYI

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx9 years ago
you will fly in space while the earth gets destroyed by the sun million years later

ElMightBeHuman5 years ago
I don’t get why people want to be immoral, you will just have to watch people you love die while never being able to escape?
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