You can become immortal
but
You may only eat wasabi for the rest of your life.
I will not

NomNom 11 years ago
I wouldn't even want to be immortal. I mean have you really thought of it? Never dying or growing old as your loved ones grow old and die without you while your home, planet, and species fades away into dust and slowly coming to the universe and having a f... [Show full comment]

wotb140www 6 months ago
这不是坏事,但最重要的是他没说完全无敌,你可能会被虐害
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Elka23 10 years ago
Error 405: Good side not found

Themauf 7 years ago
I know, @dankmemes, I know
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shadowhacked 11 years ago
make another food called wasabi that is delicious

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago
😂😂😂 good call 👌

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx 10 years ago
being immortal is completely dumb because the sun will explodes any time then the earth and all planets in that sun system are destroyed, no humans live and you fly anywhere in the space, and wait for the death that will never come also you will be extremely be bored

Shadowin 2 years ago
那会是非常好的,你是旅行者114514号的最好记录载体
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Joe Jones 13 years ago
I don't have to eat if I'm immortal...

Andrew_ 4 years ago
same
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hatgirl5252 10 years ago
And why do I want to be immortal?

-1p 7 years ago
I see this is an absolute lose

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

LunarWish 10 years ago
so, wasabi have a special substance that makes you inmortal? ok

Kasabaru 11 years ago
I love wasabi!

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

cybro974 5 years ago
I just don't eat anything without wasabi of course I put a tiny dab on anything I'm eating.

elliekate7605 10 years ago
Teen Wolf quote "I THOUGHT IT WAS QUACIMOLE"

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

Naufal 10 years ago
If im immortal i cant go to heaven or hell its have 2 upside and 2 downside

viet 8 years ago
wasabi is bored hate it!

omgjake 11 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

pink cupcake 10 years ago
If I'm immortal I don't have to eat

dankmemes101 9 years ago
I don't know what wasabi is, but I"ve had wasabi peas, and it tastes like shit. No press.

itchman 11 years ago
im immortal i wont need to eat

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

Thetntcreeper11 10 years ago
No upside

Frankie Barbour 13 years ago
Nevermind then!

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

hsammai2 3 years ago
you will be near dying at all times. but you wont die

Pizza0745 11 years ago
Ew wasabi lol

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

Erog 6 years ago
Do we count drinking? Just blend my food, live off smoothies.

Cats love 11 years ago
That's terrible of course not!!!! *click* (I will not!) Because I don't like wasabi and I will never eat it EVER!!!!

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

IdkTbh 10 years ago
TinyTany, Yes.. That's legit what he wrote.
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GalceonGod11 9 years ago
Wasabi is the best

GDonor 11 years ago
Whats the downside? If I am immortal, I don't need to eat dipshit

awsome_nuub 10 years ago
Dude think about being immortal... when the earth blows up, when the sun dies, when star productions stop, when blackholes vaporize into nothingness and your still there alone watching all the torture

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

the ultra cat 10 years ago
L M immortal L M not gonna die PROBLEM?

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 4 months ago
Where's the real upside here?

lukasminer123 10 years ago
hey what if your whole family dies and you will also be just wrinkly as hell and also you just see your beloved ones die.

Andy2 9 years ago
I"l go and meet interesting people and get ot see all sorts of stuff.Plus:Eventuallyi"l get use to the flavor of wassabi eventually.

bob 1111 12 years ago
as long as it tastes nice

crunchypunch 5 years ago
Man, immortality would suck if you could only eat wasabi

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 11 years ago
2 downsides wow

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
naruto is cool

EpicCreeper666 10 years ago
i like anime and wasabi

Grimlon 10 years ago
i would lose taste, also you can drink anything

NolaScoccimarro 8 years ago
i dont want to be immortal

Kittymeowwoof 11 years ago
Just dont eat then.

NotYourTypicalPerson 10 years ago
I'm a spice-a-holic.

virik 9 years ago
I love spicy food

Lemon_chief 11 years ago
I love wasabi but I don't want to be immortal
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