Your teeth wil be perfect forever (no matzter how old you get or what you do to them).
but
You will gain 10 kg in weight and get cellulitis.
I will not

Maharid 2 years ago
I'm already overweight so no.

Hexxonn 11 years ago
Muscle Mass xD

Doflamingo 11 years ago
g freaking g
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Avis 3 years ago
sorry lol i dont even know what cellularis or polaris or wat evs are

Loopholes_galore 9 years ago
I’m underweight. No downside

israaM 11 years ago
im fat anyway (which explains why I spend my time commenting at an esoteric site)

XXXSECETEMOXXX 10 years ago
Same too!!!!

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago
I can just cure cellulitis and I'm skinny anyways so yes pls

AThrowAwayName 5 years ago
Gain weight finally? Hell yes, I can finally undo the dumb shit that my 14 year old self did. As for the cellulitis that is totally treatable, it"s a bacterial infection so antibiotics will knock that sucker right out.

LolbitTheFunnyFox 5 years ago
i...could use the weight...and cellulitis isn't that bad

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
According to my BMI im underweighted, so its ok i suppose

Random Blonde Girl 11 years ago
No! It will ruin my bikini life...

TrollerXXL 10 years ago
Doesn't say WHERE you gain weight

Sayori 9 years ago
Cellulitis is curable and weight can be lost. Legit there"s no downside.

TsarMichaelII 9 years ago
you can lose the weight, and you are worryless for life about your teeth. 3 in a row, people have been fucking dumb

Firedragon 9 years ago
Go to the gym

Angelica Garcia 13 years ago
Well, I could use the weight. And cellulitis is curable. ;)

Thebuttonguys 8 years ago
Exactly

Lujain Samarkandi 13 years ago
i weigh 20 kg and like angelica (commenter below) cellulitis is curable

MyPasswordisPassword 11 years ago
Don't you mean commeter above

Button-Pusher 888 11 years ago
i don't know what that is

dankmemes101 9 years ago
/"matzter/"

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago
i need some weight

SonC07 4 years ago
I get to sell you lettuce

Joshua Blackley 13 years ago
my life in the past 5 years :P

angel0745 11 years ago
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Tarantinoninja 11 years ago
I have no crush. You're dumb. Theres no photo, and what is the point of this?

LeonThrash 7 years ago
But my teeth are already perfect

HenryWong122 10 years ago
22 pounds isn't that much an cellulitis is curable.

AlexanderWasserman 8 years ago
Matzer? Like Matzo? Jewish Puns HOOOOOOO

crazy pvz fan 10 years ago
i can't get fat even if i do i can jog it of

LincolnArrais 11 years ago
I'll have fucking perfect teeth forever. I'll just get rid of those extra 10kg, which are not stated to last forever as my amazing teeth.

scarecrow1339 11 years ago
Either way cellulitis is treatable.

Roranosuke 12 years ago
*Underweight w/ cellulitis atm*

woodeth000 5 years ago
No matzter

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
The weight and cellulitis can easily be roved. Going to the gym a few times and seeing a doctor :)

NotRealPerson 11 years ago
No one sees my teeth no matter how perfect they are. I don't open my mouth very much

Kayrr_YT 10 years ago
What is cellulitis?

bigfatty 11 years ago
Better use fake teeth

SorbetCitron 8 years ago
i"m now enough heavy

GhostKat 11 years ago
10 kilograms is a little over 22 pounds, jsyk

Raf 11 years ago
Just brush your teeth and eat soft food.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Matzter? What the....

Flubiflaps 11 years ago
Muscles Wrights more then fat sø om getting muscles

OiOiOiOi 3 years ago
wth is cellullitis XD

Megan Newburn Thompson 13 years ago
Dentures

IcyQuakeRocs 11 years ago
It would be ugly... perfect teeth, and being old. Lose-Lose

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
It is mucule mass loophole

dylpickel 10 years ago
I'm gonna be strong as hell

PyroPyro 8 years ago
Cellulitis isn't that bad, you can cure it a week or 2 with a correct course of antibiotics and I could just take up running for a bit.

Purplestrawberrie1313 10 years ago
Really no matzter how old I get?

Pro360noScope 11 years ago
Wil it matzter (you see what i did there) if you cut off your teeth?

Nonalex Fan 11 years ago
Muscle mass! And according to the comment cellulitis is curable.

sillylillybilly 12 years ago
Teeth are always more important

ForgottenFirefly 5 years ago
i like to think the 10kg is in my breasts

JustSomeGuy0217 10 years ago
My teeth are fine, thank you.
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