Your teeth wil be perfect forever (no matzter how old you get or what you do to them).
but
You will gain 10 kg in weight and get cellulitis.
I will not


Maharid5 months ago
I'm already overweight so no.

Avislast year
sorry lol i dont even know what cellularis or polaris or wat evs are

Hexxonn9 years ago
Muscle Mass xD

Doflamingo9 years ago
g freaking g
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Loopholes_galore7 years ago
I’m underweight. No downside

AThrowAwayName3 years ago
Gain weight finally? Hell yes, I can finally undo the dumb shit that my 14 year old self did. As for the cellulitis that is totally treatable, it"s a bacterial infection so antibiotics will knock that sucker right out.

Cocoacuphead7 years ago
I can just cure cellulitis and I'm skinny anyways so yes pls

LolbitTheFunnyFox3 years ago
i...could use the weight...and cellulitis isn't that bad

israaM9 years ago
im fat anyway (which explains why I spend my time commenting at an esoteric site)

XXXSECETEMOXXX 9 years ago
Same too!!!!

GangsternauwL8 years ago
According to my BMI im underweighted, so its ok i suppose

Random Blonde Girl9 years ago
No! It will ruin my bikini life...

TrollerXXL8 years ago
Doesn't say WHERE you gain weight

Sayori7 years ago
Cellulitis is curable and weight can be lost. Legit there"s no downside.

TsarMichaelII7 years ago
you can lose the weight, and you are worryless for life about your teeth. 3 in a row, people have been fucking dumb

Firedragon7 years ago
Go to the gym

Angelica Garcia12 years ago
Well, I could use the weight. And cellulitis is curable. ;)

Thebuttonguys7 years ago
Exactly

Lujain Samarkandi12 years ago
i weigh 20 kg and like angelica (commenter below) cellulitis is curable

MyPasswordisPassword9 years ago
Don't you mean commeter above

Button-Pusher 8889 years ago
i don't know what that is

SonC073 years ago
I get to sell you lettuce

Joshua Blackley12 years ago
my life in the past 5 years :P

dankmemes1018 years ago
/"matzter/"

A Undertale Fan9 years ago
i need some weight

HenryWong1228 years ago
22 pounds isn't that much an cellulitis is curable.

angel07459 years ago
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Tarantinoninja9 years ago
I have no crush. You're dumb. Theres no photo, and what is the point of this?

LeonThrash6 years ago
But my teeth are already perfect

LincolnArrais9 years ago
I'll have fucking perfect teeth forever. I'll just get rid of those extra 10kg, which are not stated to last forever as my amazing teeth.

AlexanderWasserman7 years ago
Matzer? Like Matzo? Jewish Puns HOOOOOOO

crazy pvz fan9 years ago
i can't get fat even if i do i can jog it of

scarecrow13399 years ago
Either way cellulitis is treatable.

Roranosuke11 years ago
*Underweight w/ cellulitis atm*

NotRealPerson9 years ago
No one sees my teeth no matter how perfect they are. I don't open my mouth very much

woodeth0003 years ago
No matzter

TeamKobus28 years ago
The weight and cellulitis can easily be roved. Going to the gym a few times and seeing a doctor :)

SorbetCitron7 years ago
i"m now enough heavy

Kayrr_YT9 years ago
What is cellulitis?

bigfatty9 years ago
Better use fake teeth

Raf9 years ago
Just brush your teeth and eat soft food.

GhostKat9 years ago
10 kilograms is a little over 22 pounds, jsyk

OiOiOiOilast year
wth is cellullitis XD

Megan Newburn Thompson12 years ago
Dentures

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Matzter? What the....

Flubiflaps9 years ago
Muscles Wrights more then fat sø om getting muscles

dylpickel8 years ago
I'm gonna be strong as hell

IcyQuakeRocs9 years ago
It would be ugly... perfect teeth, and being old. Lose-Lose

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
It is mucule mass loophole

Pro360noScope9 years ago
Wil it matzter (you see what i did there) if you cut off your teeth?

PyroPyro7 years ago
Cellulitis isn't that bad, you can cure it a week or 2 with a correct course of antibiotics and I could just take up running for a bit.

Purplestrawberrie13139 years ago
Really no matzter how old I get?

Nonalex Fan9 years ago
Muscle mass! And according to the comment cellulitis is curable.

sillylillybilly11 years ago
Teeth are always more important

_xXXxZombeiPVPxXXx_9 years ago
Nop :p

ForgottenFirefly3 years ago
i like to think the 10kg is in my breasts
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