Will You Press The Button?

Slyde9 years ago

What do you call a dead baby during lunch? A meal.

AmberJade2157 years ago

Listen to this one: What is a man"s favorite thing that starts with m and ends with arriage? Miscarriage.

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Lysdexic19 years ago

What's the hardest part about killing a baby? My dick.

Doorless2 years ago

hot tbh

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ChunkyRaguYT8 years ago

What"s worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? One dead baby in 10 trash cans

Munka8 years ago

Baby, those jokes are dead anyways.

RENEGONE9 years ago

Well if i tell the best jokes then dead baby jokes are the best jokes

maple-surple8 years ago

I already tell them... to my teachers.

Merilille9 years ago

Sounds great!

Ryan Lombard12 years ago

THOSE ARE THE BEST JOKES ANYWAY

dannytheyeetmiyster4 years ago

megalovania plays in the background

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Snivy49029 years ago

I make those jokes all the time!I'm a depressed person!

EpicDragon68798 years ago

Ya need help Snivy, ya need halp. I spelled wrong on purpose because I'm an idiot.

Andy Tanase12 years ago

You know what's fun about dead baby jokes?They never get old.

TheNightmareFox7 years ago

you certainly pressed dat button

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abcx8 years ago

If those are the best ones, who cares. xD

uncleltr8 years ago

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? You nail his other hand down.

sonhol8 years ago

welp i gues my demented side has an advantage here :3

bluedragoncalcite8 years ago

I already make lots of dead baby jokes anyways

behnken88 years ago

dead baby jokes are the best jokes in the world.

friskalicious8 years ago

best button i ever pushed in my life

GodlyHoopa 9 years ago

What do erasers and abortions have in common? They fix mistakes.

RENEGONE9 years ago

Well its the best jokes so people will laugh at dead baby jokes anyway

FalloutTrash9 years ago

I will miss other dark jokes

-Sci4 years ago

Ya, I like my dark humor.

Prussian9 years ago

How are dead baby jokes good jokes?..

NinteN9 years ago

So basically, I don't change?

Chez38 years ago

No downside!

Saunamiäs8 years ago

Dead baby appeared. Throw a pokeball at it!

DarkDracus8 years ago

What's red, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage

hahaha229 years ago

What's the difference lmao

Sansthegaster9 years ago

I already have the best joke, so I guess you can say I'm... SANSational!

Migdin18 years ago

So bad, its worse than when a bad joke is so bad its funny, so bad, it only is bad... Never make a sans joke or pun ever.... only to other people who are talking about undertale....

Loophole man9 years ago

What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby. How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How ...[Show full comment]

Smearypatch 9 years ago

You people are pathetic. This is the first time I've actually felt disgusted by you all.

Faggot9 years ago

Downside?

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Becca456711 years ago

No downside......

Tanner Derfus12 years ago

those are the only jokes i tell anyways

Edd Evans12 years ago

How's a dead baby like a painting? You have to nail them both against a wall.

flash flood9 years ago

No you don't you don't have to nail a baby or a painting most ppl hang painting and if you had a dead baby burn it

J.T.H9 years ago

No. That's messed up.

Pnguin1899 years ago

Jesus Chris who made this one

Wyvern_Protogen20 days ago

Comedy tour, become rich.

oskarito6 years ago

Win Win

Trungminer8 years ago

Ditch Mia and Katelyn... They abuse me..

bomb-omb29 years ago

so i beig a dark incredbly depresive joke teller I DUN PRESS IT!!!!!!!!!

Dragonscale7 years ago

Wow 50 50

mikesed1019 years ago

if its a best joke in the world so why not

my_balls_itch3 years ago

only being able to tell dead baby jokes would just make them funnier

Youssef Jbili12 years ago

downside ?

TonyZhang7 years ago

DEAD BABY JOKES ARE THE BEST JOKES IN THE WORLD！I HATE BABY！

PrincessRoxy2178 years ago

best jokes!!!!

jane9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]