48558 (48%) 52849 (52%)
48558 (48%) people have pressed this button, while 52849 (52%) did not.
You tell the best jokes in the world
but
you can only tell dead baby jokes
Next


147 Comments

Top/Newest

Slyde 11 years ago
What do you call a dead baby during lunch? A meal.

AmberJade215 9 years ago
Listen to this one: What is a man"s favorite thing that starts with m and ends with arriage? Miscarriage.
Load more replies

Lysdexic1 10 years ago
What's the hardest part about killing a baby? My dick.

Doorless 4 years ago
hot tbh
Load more replies

ChunkyRaguYT 10 years ago
What"s worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? One dead baby in 10 trash cans

Munka 10 years ago
Baby, those jokes are dead anyways.

RENEGONE 10 years ago
Well if i tell the best jokes then dead baby jokes are the best jokes

maple-surple 9 years ago
I already tell them... to my teachers.

Ryan Lombard 13 years ago
THOSE ARE THE BEST JOKES ANYWAY

dannytheyeetmiyster 5 years ago
megalovania plays in the background
Load more replies

Merilille 11 years ago
Sounds great!

Andy Tanase 13 years ago
You know what's fun about dead baby jokes?They never get old.

TheNightmareFox 9 years ago
you certainly pressed dat button
Load more replies

Snivy4902 11 years ago
I make those jokes all the time!I'm a depressed person!

EpicDragon6879 10 years ago
Ya need help Snivy, ya need halp. I spelled wrong on purpose because I'm an idiot.

abcx 9 years ago
If those are the best ones, who cares. xD

uncleltr 10 years ago
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? You nail his other hand down.

sonhol 10 years ago
welp i gues my demented side has an advantage here :3

bluedragoncalcite 10 years ago
I already make lots of dead baby jokes anyways

behnken8 10 years ago
dead baby jokes are the best jokes in the world.

friskalicious 10 years ago
best button i ever pushed in my life

GodlyHoopa 10 years ago
What do erasers and abortions have in common? They fix mistakes.

RENEGONE 10 years ago
Well its the best jokes so people will laugh at dead baby jokes anyway

FalloutTrash 10 years ago
I will miss other dark jokes

-Sci 5 years ago
Ya, I like my dark humor.

Prussian 11 years ago
How are dead baby jokes good jokes?..

NinteN 11 years ago
So basically, I don't change?

Chez3 9 years ago
No downside!

Saunamiäs 9 years ago
Dead baby appeared. Throw a pokeball at it!

DarkDracus 10 years ago
What's red, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage

hahaha22 10 years ago
What's the difference lmao

Sansthegaster 10 years ago
I already have the best joke, so I guess you can say I'm... SANSational!

Migdin1 9 years ago
So bad, its worse than when a bad joke is so bad its funny, so bad, it only is bad... Never make a sans joke or pun ever.... only to other people who are talking about undertale....

Loophole man 10 years ago
What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby. How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How ... [Show full comment]

Smearypatch 11 years ago
You people are pathetic. This is the first time I've actually felt disgusted by you all.

Faggot 11 years ago
Downside?

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

Becca4567 12 years ago
No downside......

Tanner Derfus 13 years ago
those are the only jokes i tell anyways

Edd Evans 13 years ago
How's a dead baby like a painting? You have to nail them both against a wall.

flash flood 10 years ago
No you don't you don't have to nail a baby or a painting most ppl hang painting and if you had a dead baby burn it

zhurj00100 9 years ago
FK NO！

kcalb 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

DumbButtonPresser592 9 years ago
this is my second time seeing this

jadynn 10 years ago
Dead baby jokes are not funny at all humans!

Nerd With Lisp 11 years ago
people don't already tell those jokes? oh looks like im the only one that does already

Dat1Buttonpresser last year
no... just no... this is sick...

Alzoran 8 years ago
I'm still a Comedy genius.

Pearse King 13 years ago
Yes!

Trungminer 10 years ago
Nope no thx I'm aut

Migdin1 9 years ago
Jokes about dead babies.

Assassin-king 9 years ago
That"s all the jokes I tell anyways

dwray20 10 years ago
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

ULTRAMCMELLON 11 years ago
I HATE LITTLE KIDS 😈

Nintelda 10 years ago
MARKIPLIER WHERE ARE YOU?!

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago
Still the best

Kosmita 4 years ago
Only the downside for me

smartzx 10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

Kababi 11 years ago
So basically be TheRPGMinx.
Load more comments


© WillYouPressTheButton.com • since 2013
Stats • Contact Us • EULA • Privacy policy