You are raised to be the savior of your race; you are loved by many and will be remembered for generation.
but
You are persecuted to death by those who oppose you in the most painful way possible.
I will not


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Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago
Oh,Jesus Christ...

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Yeah, pretty much.
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FEINlast year
Not about to press i dont care about other people

888thorn9 years ago
most painful way possible... i have to spend a month without computer? HELL NO

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
And me because SAME
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Yobeefjerky9 years ago
So i become jesus? Oke

qwertylion9 years ago
Or Commander Shepard from mass effect.
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ruimartins998 years ago
So I am Jesus

LuigiChad692 years ago
Jesus(PBUH) was sent as a Messiah for the children of Israel and was persecuted for it but Allah(SWT) raised him up to heaven himself and sent down a identical looking person to be killed.

Whywhywhy8 years ago
We already have a Jesus

dankmemes1018 years ago
We do? *looks around* I think he left too soon- the world"s a train wreck right now.

Leganary leman9 years ago
Well to be a hero u may have to sacrifice ur self or someone or something

pokedragneel8 years ago
So Jesus
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Ness-Babylon7 years ago
So this button makes you a "choosen one"? What a cliche

FantasyKitten8 years ago
Thats to harsh for me....

IAMTHETINCAN8 years ago
beep

Palmertime9 years ago
THE POWER OF CHRISTopher Walked COMPELLS YOU!

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Can I turn water into wine, too?

Anime_Lum8 years ago
Sorry but not someone who saves people

marionraking9 years ago
Jesus saves

WisteriaIsAfraid7 years ago
this is just jesus

AwesomeDabber226048 years ago
Why would I die if everyone loves me?

louissaham7 years ago
So, you basically become Jesus?

Lil C9 years ago
so in other words I would become jesus

Everythingsucksnotreally3 years ago
...Jesus?

BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago
I hit the button to turn water into wine.. That was honestly my only reasoning.

Senseless9 years ago
Sorry - humanity doesn't deserve to be saved

SeanKuder7 years ago
Oh god...Well that escalated quickly!

EclipseTDS8 years ago
"THE GREAT POTATO KNOWS ALL, BELIVE IN POTATO OR FACE HIS WRATH, YOU WILL BE CAST TO THE FRENCH FRY BOILER OF DEPAIR, UNLESS YOU TURN FROM YOUR NON-POTATO WAYS, JOIN ME CHILD, AND WE SHALL BECOME ONE WITH THE POTATO!" - Copy and paste this to all social me...[Show full comment]

pokedragneel8 years ago
I get to be jessus

globgogabgalablast year
YESSS AND YOU WILL ONLY PAY 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ FOR IT :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Winwi7 years ago
where is the positive, I don't want to be loved by many, I'm perfectly happy now thank you very much

FOXbigCOX7 years ago
Hmm mmm some random people who u never met before think highly of you because sompthing u did but u die verrrrrrrrrrrrry painfully. Hmmmm WONDER WHAT I"LL CHOOSE YES OR NO no

TheMay339 years ago
So.... Modern Jesus

superman544109 years ago
So i get stabbed in the butt til i die

abysssans9 years ago
That is quite painful

Nathathan8 years ago
Just pull a Homestuck and die painfully on your destiny bed

seriously_smart3 years ago
Im the first real Jesus Christ hahaha Also im an atheist

Ig888 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

BitterPigLord67 years ago
tl;dr

I<3Hitler9 years ago
i would take upon me the mantle of hitler, time to save the white peoples!

Anonumous7 years ago
nO.

FlowerBoyInTeal9 years ago
So I would suddenly be the Signless....nice.

Science guy9 years ago
Hello fellow homestuck

BigAceIII8 years ago
FOR KING AND COUNTRY! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!

KitWarrior4lifeMINECRAFTandMORE8 years ago
Death is freedom I don't see any downside

CorruptedPea77711 months ago
Yay I get to become Jesus Christ

BladeoftheArbiter7 years ago
Oh so u are jesus

FOXbigCOX7 years ago
Obviously there was some dude obsessed with Jesus made dis

Poofnugget9 years ago
Jesus H. Christmas

Ross35468 years ago
You just described Jesus Christ...

Charlescausewhynot3 years ago
I shal become je-sus

DamianSimmonds8 years ago
Jesus" life in a nutshell

Jumpingjosh127 years ago
#keepgodnumber1

Duke56018 years ago
What the balls

Aaron217278 years ago
So in other words I get to be Jesus Christ and I'll pass on this

TASmith8 years ago
I'm sorry... there"s my savior named Jesus who has already done thisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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