Will You Press The Button?

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf 10 years ago

Oh,Jesus Christ...

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago

Yeah, pretty much.

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moonaura 2 years ago

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moonaura 2 years ago

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888thorn 10 years ago

most painful way possible... i have to spend a month without computer? HELL NO

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago

And me because SAME

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FEIN 3 years ago

Not about to press i dont care about other people

Yobeefjerky 11 years ago

So i become jesus? Oke

qwertylion 10 years ago

Or Commander Shepard from mass effect.

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ruimartins99 10 years ago

So I am Jesus

LuigiChad69 3 years ago

Jesus(PBUH) was sent as a Messiah for the children of Israel and was persecuted for it but Allah(SWT) raised him up to heaven himself and sent down a identical looking person to be killed.

Whywhywhy 10 years ago

We already have a Jesus

dankmemes101 9 years ago

We do? *looks around* I think he left too soon- the world"s a train wreck right now.

Leganary leman 10 years ago

Well to be a hero u may have to sacrifice ur self or someone or something

pokedragneel 9 years ago

So Jesus

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Ness-Babylon 9 years ago

So this button makes you a "choosen one"? What a cliche

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

Thats to harsh for me....

IAMTHETINCAN 9 years ago

beep

BecBecTheMajestic 10 years ago

HALE NO

demutrudu 9 years ago

Well it said generation not generations so no

0_Atlas_0 4 years ago

Hear me out The people who love you can hopefully outnumber those who hate you

DarthKalpa 10 years ago

Don't wanna be a savior. Problem solved.

jaymie 9 years ago

i become intelegant but I get annoyed easy. will you press the button

Danzi 10 years ago

a painful death is like my greatest fear so no thanks

dark emporer 10 years ago

Are you talking about the casino?

213487912346 last year

我不是圣母

DragonEXE 9 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

*sighs*

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SonofaBatman 11 years ago

Wait so I get to save the whole race or everyone dies? wtf I might as well go out with a bang

salem1113 10 years ago

So basically I am Emma Swan?

Lebron_lillard 5 years ago

Literally Jesus

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago

Can I turn water into wine, too?

Palmertime 10 years ago

THE POWER OF CHRISTopher Walked COMPELLS YOU!

Anime_Lum 9 years ago

Sorry but not someone who saves people

marionraking 10 years ago

Jesus saves

WisteriaIsAfraid 8 years ago

this is just jesus

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago

Why would I die if everyone loves me?

Lil C 10 years ago

so in other words I would become jesus

louissaham 9 years ago

So, you basically become Jesus?

3OnTheCalculator 10 months ago

OH GOD NO NOT DIVISION BY 0

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

I hit the button to turn water into wine.. That was honestly my only reasoning.

Everythingsucksnotreally 5 years ago

...Jesus?

SeanKuder 9 years ago

Oh god...Well that escalated quickly!

Senseless 10 years ago

Sorry - humanity doesn't deserve to be saved

EclipseTDS 9 years ago

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globgogabgalab 3 years ago

YESSS AND YOU WILL ONLY PAY 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ FOR IT :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

pokedragneel 9 years ago

I get to be jessus

Winwi 8 years ago

where is the positive, I don't want to be loved by many, I'm perfectly happy now thank you very much

FOXbigCOX 9 years ago

Hmm mmm some random people who u never met before think highly of you because sompthing u did but u die verrrrrrrrrrrrry painfully. Hmmmm WONDER WHAT I"LL CHOOSE YES OR NO no

TheMay33 10 years ago

So.... Modern Jesus

superman54410 11 years ago

So i get stabbed in the butt til i die

abysssans 10 years ago

That is quite painful

StratosOmega 7 months ago

The most painful way to die is to live, so...

Nathathan 9 years ago

Just pull a Homestuck and die painfully on your destiny bed

seriously_smart 5 years ago

Im the first real Jesus Christ hahaha Also im an atheist

Ig88 10 years ago

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BitterPigLord6 9 years ago

tl;dr

I&lt;3Hitler 10 years ago

i would take upon me the mantle of hitler, time to save the white peoples!

Anonumous 9 years ago

nO.

BigAceIII 9 years ago

FOR KING AND COUNTRY! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!

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