Will You Press The Button?

Loopiloop9 years ago

Plot twist: It's a Facebook thumb.

CCthecat9 years ago

Lmaoooo

enzoenzo3 years ago

I wish I said yes because I would spam the button a bunch than just pay with the infinite money I have to buy it back

Demonslayer553 years ago

I like those odds...

End3rc0re4 years ago

reading that made my thumb hurt

koolguy4 years ago

if i lose a thumb i can just use my money to buy a robotic one

NotARobot1244 years ago

It never specifies which thumb; thus, there"s only a 25% chance of it being the thumb of your dominant hand. Overall, still good odds for me.

Alex_6665 years ago

I mean...I have 9 other fingers...

Natalie Kirk12 years ago

Who has two thumbs and pressed the button? Not me... any more

AlanFariasSilva8 years ago

wtf que doença tem a 47 ans esse comentario

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carnelianHammer9 years ago

I need my thumbs to play my instrument, and I'd rather not have a fifty-fifty chance of losing my ability to do something I've done for as long as I can remember.

Killercar349 years ago

I still have my thumbs, wheres my 20 grand? I have a 04 mustang to buy!

Gnunut6 years ago

Your big toe is considered a thumb it has one joint including your pinky toe.

CatyDoodleCat6 years ago

Goodbye thumbs... They never said pain

EliOpinions7 years ago

If I lost my left thumb, I would be good. No offence, left handers

PortalMage7 years ago

Use some of the money to get a robotic thumb

Dagan Clairsentient Benson12 years ago

if you have 20,000 you can have the thumb replaced

gamandy2 years ago

it would cost a lot more than that, and the replacement thumb would never be as good. matter of fact... they cant really replace thumbs at all

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Rose Molyneux12 years ago

thumbs are the hardest nail to paint anyway

Katcicles8 years ago

True that

Nicola Savio12 years ago

I hope it's not the left, that's my spacebar thumb!

XxX_BillyBoy_XxX9 years ago

Lol I'll just Use that cash to Invest on stockings,Then get rich so I have 100k and Use some of that money to get my thumb back and invest some more.

GodDammitBilly10 years ago

Ill take that risk

MemeKing6407 years ago

It never said it would be painful. it said you can lose it.

Divergent demigods that follow the path of the gods12 years ago

Who needs both thumbs anyway?

Tarinator2 years ago

If my thumb falls off I’ll just use some of the money to get a prosthetic one

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Avacado12348 years ago

Get it replaced

Dilly Mac9 years ago

Benson, homie, it probably costs 2,000,000 to get that replaced

Levi Anderson12 years ago

what if you don't have thumbs? Like my old sunday school teacher, he lost both of his thumbs and some of his fingers to a table saw. Dilemma: 0 Mr. Clarke: 1