Will You Press The Button?

Loopiloop 11 years ago

Plot twist: It's a Facebook thumb.

CCthecat 10 years ago

Lmaoooo

End3rc0re 5 years ago

reading that made my thumb hurt

meatloave 6 months ago

well , get it out of your butt....... and wash it....with soap. On behalf of everyone who will have dealings with your thumb ; Thanx

enzoenzo 4 years ago

I wish I said yes because I would spam the button a bunch than just pay with the infinite money I have to buy it back

Demonslayer55 5 years ago

I like those odds...

Natalie Kirk 13 years ago

Who has two thumbs and pressed the button? Not me... any more

AlanFariasSilva 9 years ago

wtf que doença tem a 47 ans esse comentario

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carnelianHammer 10 years ago

I need my thumbs to play my instrument, and I'd rather not have a fifty-fifty chance of losing my ability to do something I've done for as long as I can remember.

koolguy 6 years ago

if i lose a thumb i can just use my money to buy a robotic one

NotARobot124 6 years ago

It never specifies which thumb; thus, there"s only a 25% chance of it being the thumb of your dominant hand. Overall, still good odds for me.

Killercar34 11 years ago

I still have my thumbs, wheres my 20 grand? I have a 04 mustang to buy!

Alex_666 6 years ago

I mean...I have 9 other fingers...

Gnunut 7 years ago

Your big toe is considered a thumb it has one joint including your pinky toe.

CatyDoodleCat 8 years ago

Goodbye thumbs... They never said pain

EliOpinions 8 years ago

If I lost my left thumb, I would be good. No offence, left handers

PortalMage 8 years ago

Use some of the money to get a robotic thumb

Dagan Clairsentient Benson 13 years ago

if you have 20,000 you can have the thumb replaced

gamandy 4 years ago

it would cost a lot more than that, and the replacement thumb would never be as good. matter of fact... they cant really replace thumbs at all

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Rose Molyneux 13 years ago

thumbs are the hardest nail to paint anyway

Katcicles 10 years ago

True that

Nicola Savio 13 years ago

I hope it's not the left, that's my spacebar thumb!

karuroshikun 11 years ago

I can make a new one with bio-robothics

Bountyhunter3233 9 years ago

My thumbs are worth more than 20000 I need video games

Johanne Sebastien Bach 13 years ago

$20K ISN'T ENOUGH I NEED MORE

button adiction 10 years ago

put a megaman gun on your hand

spurius187 9 years ago

Buy a bionic one if you lose one. Imagine thumb wars THEN...

dodgery 11 years ago

but im right handed and lost my left thumb

Darkside13082 3 years ago

Just spam it and then buy a robotic one

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Tenora 11 years ago

Honestly, not worth 20,000 most people can't even live a year off that.

Zeasland 5 years ago

buy a mechanic thumb and use it

Helena._.Dragneel 12 years ago

I'll just become a titan and regenerate it, if you get what I mean, Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan.

Z33VOX 10 years ago

Dude 20000 r not enough i can sell my thumps for 30000 dollars!

qxeenkeish 8 years ago

It never said which thumb

Lujain Samarkandi 13 years ago

yolo

Sharkanader 10 years ago

Need both thumbs for gaming

Abigassdalek 10 years ago

Can't play Xbox with one thumb

MissMuffet 11 years ago

Only 50%? I'll take my chances.......

TheArkerportian 10 years ago

Not for 20 grand. Add a bunch of zeroes and we might get to an agreement.

liongirl17aj 11 years ago

time to gamble my thumbs lol

Dagono 9 years ago

ill spend the 10k on a mechanical thumb

Zofia Asis 11 years ago

You can just get another thumb from that $20,000

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Hooman 9 years ago

Hell nah I need to play video games

ad11422 9 years ago

Now SOMEONE gets me! :-D

Josh Harris 13 years ago

Well, I am sure with 20,000 I can get a robotic thumb or get one grown from stem cells

LachlessDachless 10 years ago

There is a 50 percent chance. so you could get 20,000k for free. Besides, you don't need two thumbs. just depends on if you can pick which thumb you lose if you do end up losing a thumb