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You can move things with your mind, and control people
but
You have Schizophrenia
Next


Woman_ha_ha_halast year
I'm already a schizo so no downside

Niggakillerlast month
You have the ability to pause time and move freely, but Time will resume at a random point.

Maksim2 years ago
Schizophrenia isn't as scary as movies make it out to be. It's still very difficult and is likely to take many years off of your lifespan, but it's treatable and you can get into remission. To anyone suffering from schizophrenia, you are not alone and I hope you get better

funkyhotdogyt4 years ago
What is Schizophrenia

Aliens314 months ago
Is a mental illness where you can't see the difference between your imagination and reality, sometimes your mind just push itself to especifical moments of time so you would act like a child or an old man suddenly all of nowhere (it doesn't matter if you h...[Show full comment]
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ReWyne9 years ago
It's like normal schizophrenia, except that your delusions about people stalking you and pigs flying through the air aren't delusions anymore!

The_potato_man3 years ago
When pigs fly

Coaster7 years ago
So i"m Twilight Sparkle in Legend of Everfree?

Musial-Fireworks4 years ago
….unexpected but yeah

Ernesto6667 years ago
So I become legion AWESOME

Isaac Feagins12 years ago
Got that shit already

Bagotrash3 years ago
does forcing yourself see things schizofrenia?
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Dark Necromancer 309 years ago
Hey Did you know i have schitzaphrenia? Really? Thats so cool! I do Too!

Kikkiallyouknow127 years ago
This thing remembered me when I was a kid and I watched equestria girls and Twilight had Schizophrenia XD

Ernesto6667 years ago
You mean like legion

Mike Wolf12 years ago
So, I'm like Sheogorath, with not as many godly powers? Sign! Me! Up!

ComicSansBones8 years ago
everyone gets cheese
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Dylan Cantrell12 years ago
I could be Doug Rattmann only with psychic powers.

ArcticSnowPup8 years ago
Portal FTW

Korie Endicott12 years ago
doesn't say how sever the schizophrenia has to be = minor case = awwww yisssss

Sarah Spaeth12 years ago
skyler bidwell a mental disorder where people see things that others cannot, like ghosts and spirits

Weightless11 years ago
These comments are going to fucking kill me. You people can't seriously not know what schizophrenia is.

Zeldafan20038 years ago
cool what"s that?

Willvylast year
Can I actually move things around or do I just believe I can?

TCETube9 years ago
Wow... toooooo laaaatttteeeeee

Handsomejack12345679 years ago
Wouldn't you just accidentally kill everyone?

nachure17 years ago
Um, I have Schizophrenia and I'm also able to call myself a Phycopath so who the fuck cares.

Kimberly10FourtIsBackInAction9 years ago
Eh, nah.. ;-;

ThatUser7 months ago
what is Schizophrenia?

George Stone12 years ago
I get friends I don't have to go out with on weekends AND mind control?? Heck yeah!!!

InsideUrMym3 years ago
Control somebody without Schizophrenia?

zackcarr8 years ago
make what happens fuckin real

anonymousneon9 years ago
Schizophrenia is treatable though soooooooo

frogepls10 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia

J_Slast year
Nothing changed?

DianeSinOfEnvy8 years ago
Schizophrenia is when you have no emotions, only some go round killing because they have no guilt.

CPM8 years ago
No, schizophrenia is voices in your head.

MajesticCookie9 years ago
what if its super minor so it doesn't do much crap?

silverwolf9 years ago
already have thats

Niggakillerlast month
Nothing changes?

Robert Budirinca12 years ago
what is that?

JogVodka3 years ago
Well, I don't have it but I'm sure this is a freebie for a lot of people.

ELIASFRAZIER8 years ago
what u dont

MissMuffet9 years ago
So you can control people and move things with your mimd but you're insane? Not worth it in my opinion.

buttonmasher10 years ago
*every single fucking kid googles schizophrenia*

Half_Enderlast year
I can move things with my mind AND get friends???

Brittany Watts12 years ago
Sam Winchester, anyone?

BabyBird8 years ago
A Splitting of the Mind

potato face9 years ago
Jokes on you, I'm already a schizophrenic

Sandvich Man9 years ago
Win-win

devilsadvocate6895 years ago
man harold was really given a lot of guff when he tried to join the xmen.

sirmarkalot1099 years ago
dont know wat the hell that means but i am a god

Alyssa Walker12 years ago
Oh god

NotThatGuy8 years ago
U guys realise schizophrenia is a really serious mental disease right? Moving things with your mind, controlling people when seeing hallucinations... U would either die or live a miserable life

Snurph9 years ago
Snurph agrees with all of u

DukeofDumDum7 years ago
Nothing is worth losing the power of your own mind! It is who you are.

Trizix9 years ago
How would you know if your controlling real people?

ScarletViper10 years ago
Lol Sam Winchester.
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