You are an amazing football player
but
You have to be a half human half eagle
I will not


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mihaitzaboss 3 years ago
half american

FormalEnderman10 last year
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... [Show full comment]
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uglyburd last year
which football

Tongueless 5 years ago
i am extremely curious about the amount of acid used to create this prompt

FormalEnderman10 last year
S0me_Rand0 Hahahahaha same
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smims_the_otter 3 years ago
dude im a furry i would take the downside by itself

theguytho 2 years ago
Sorry pal, that’s gonna cost you social credit.
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RareGhazt 2 years ago
Literal Harpy

cfrancisco25 5 years ago
THIS IS LIT... how is this a bad thing???

Ang12345 3 years ago
No matter how great I am, I can’t save Chinese football.

4182 last month
一个C罗踢不过十个普通人 很正常

icell 5 years ago
this doesn't make any sense.

OddWalker 7 months ago
I gain a million dollar salary and the ability to fly? Sign me up!

DrCookie69 5 years ago
are you still allowed to be part of official football leagues?

RalseiPlush last year
Press the button, quit football, eagle anime boy achieved.

billiam123 2 years ago
i hate football there is no upside

gakachu 4 years ago
i can fly and i can play football very well :)

Agori 5 months ago
Sure I just want wings anyway

blueflamedragon13 5 years ago
no downside

Water_kadet 2 years ago
Just on the inside

rocketsmakegooddildos last year
is this a refrence to the superbowl bro

theguytho 2 years ago
“What’s that mascot doin playin football? It’s supposed to be out on the back!”

Erika23456786543 3 years ago
Which "football" exactly? And I'd be half human, and what eagle species is the other half?

Damn1 last year
I can fly:)

DashingJolteon 3 years ago
Which kind of football because im British…

Crostheboss 10 months ago
Look up "aarakocra." It will blow your mind.

Summer_Cutie 2 years ago
So I get to be a bada$$ hybrid AND I’m good at football???? There’s no downsides to this!

ScottishCookie 3 years ago
NO FOOTSBLL. I HATE IT GRR

Superbuttonman12 5 years ago
WINGS!

AMJakeStateFarm 4 years ago
I literally see no downside to this

pentumbra 9 months ago
will i be able to fly though?

FlaminTacoBoi 6 years ago
Downside?

Pressordrees last year
Take surgery get the eagle part removed and replace it with human body and mute that half so it just you talking.

FluffyKitten9 3 years ago
Where's the good part?

caiuswyvern 5 years ago
im fucking down

tifff-fanny 4 years ago
of course i want to be a cool asf harpy woman

VertexVelox 4 years ago
sure???? Do i get wings? Thatd be cool

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago
I keep coming across this dilemma, and I am confused about it every time.

jbobly_bricked 2 years ago
i hate you

Glitch_script 2 years ago
Wtf?

Frogwood 2 years ago
plese stop swearning... #penis goals
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