Will You Press The Button?

FlameBlaze9 years ago

The 50% who pressed the button are stupid egoistical assholes

SkylerRanker9 months ago

stop yapping prude. Im NOT a stupid egoostical and yet I pressed button BC I want to be happy.

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piplup8 years ago

Since you are always happy, then happiness won't be of any value, so you won't feel happy about feeling happy and you will feel like a robot that can only feel happiness- but you won't because you are brainwashed into feeling endless happiness and no other feelings.

ButtonPresser958 years ago

Parodox...

Tymberlejk8 years ago

I"d just go near Justin Bieber. Hopefully he'll suicide.

Hysteria5 years ago

this comment is really something.

SuuuuuperSuuuuuuuperSuuuupernatural9 years ago

No, this is horrible. 50 to 50 How can you be happy if someone, equally who, isn't because of you (I mean we're not talking about Donald Trump-if he would be the one... everything will change)?

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

He"d probably blame it on North Korea to wipe out all life in the Solar System

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Fordamemes5 years ago

me:jokes on you im all alone....forever my brain:no.. i think the jokes on you

dankmemes1018 years ago

*stands next to JB* *presses button*

dankmemes1018 years ago

Yeah. I have a link to the list if you want to check it out. http://imgur.com/FFxrQrp

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QueenK1019 years ago

Never going to say yes to this

BroBoxBeat9 years ago

"John why in the dumps"(ðŸ˜‚)"my mom died"(ðŸ˜)"aw so sad" (still smiling) "why are you smiling" "because I'm happy"

LeaveG9 years ago

But how can you be happy then?

Dilan9 years ago

Worth it

JerryTheRock17387 years ago

Its down to 30%

DeltaRune14238 years ago

... Yeah no. *dunks the button into hell*

Alexyz7 years ago

I don't want my sister happy

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Wow such grammar much logic wow

WickedTomahawk9 years ago

Not worth never

Zaffr39 years ago

This is me and one of my friends in a nutshell.

X_H3rman_X6 months ago

I don't have close persons lol

and-peggy8 years ago

Sit next to somebody you hate, push button

Xile5238 years ago

Become super close to trump

Reaper1017 years ago

I'm already depressed and I don't mind skip de button

WolfRex7 years ago

I don't have anyone closer to me than others. I hate everyone equally

WeedCard8 years ago

That means laughing at a funeral

mazmaz9 years ago

fuck you ^

DaNormalHuman2 years ago

fuck the whoever that closest guy is

ThiccBoi696 years ago

My brother becomes sad. Oh well.

Eldeuqe7 years ago

Doesn't say in terms of relationship or distance, nor does it say if distance, it would be from a deceased body so really, if you"re in a graveyard and you press the button you"d be happy for your life with no downsides because the dead person won't be hap...[Show full comment]

EvilFlower20XX9 years ago

I CANNOT FEEL BUT I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SOMEONE SAD!

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

Fuck off

stovelast month

im already happy :)

whatstill508 years ago

if someone presses the button they don't want to be sad ever and they don't want the closest person to be happy. No upside

EveryNameIsTaken83725 years ago

Does it mean closest to me as in standing next to me or closest to me as in the person I care about the most, because if it’s the first one I’ll just go and sit next to an awful person

BloodyAnimeKiller8 years ago

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Rick_Astley9 years ago

What if it's your wife you wouldn't be happy to see her not happy

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

But that"s the thing you are happy. You are always happy. You are a psychopath. You are absolutely disgusting. Anddddddd also if you are talking bout me, I am a girl. But dw I am married to a girl, and three boys.. I think. Jackson Wang Amber Liu Drac...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Wait so I'm never happy again

DrittvennenEplet7 years ago

Jokes on you! I'm already never going to be happy again.

thegardenofwholast year

it's very interesting to me to see how selfish some people are

Cutie4life5 years ago

But what if my the closest people to me being happy is the only thing that makes me happy then yeah....

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

Be sit next to your enemy . Now my enemy isn't happy :-)

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

People change. What if you fall in love with them, or if their not the sexuality you"re interested in, what if they become your closest friend. Trust me it happens a lot

JackyIsExtremelyWacky7 years ago

Just get your least favorite person, become extremely close to them, and then press the button so you can just be happy and they won't be.

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

Then I would just look like an asshole if I was at a funeral... *In a really cheerful tone* "Man, I'm it sucks bob died!" Guy I'm talking to: "Jeez, asshole..." *In a really cheerful tone* "No no, I'm serious!" Guy I'm talking to: -_-

camwinn4 years ago

Look"s like I'll never be happy again and always happy at the same time.

Slome_jelle8 years ago

What"s happy? Can I eat it?

Look4thestars7 years ago

How can I be happy is someone close to me isn’t?

Dederju1299 years ago

Pretty Much Once Upon A Time..

virankenethlast year

keep te button make a deprested friend press te button

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

Imagine being happy all the time and feeling no sadness. Like when someone dies you"re just sitting there smiling, and you can not feel that strange happy/sadness that makes you cry, and your heart is shattering yet you are happy. You won't be able to expe...[Show full comment]

WryGoat9 years ago

Anyone who would do this is probably very unhappy. To that person: you deserve it you sick fuck.

Spark_y_is_bad8 years ago

*travels reeeeeeeeally close to justin bieber*

Hysteria5 years ago

what if it was someone that was already dead or about to die

someoneasking7 years ago

I probably can't remember what happiness feels like and I would never wish that on someone emotionally close or physically close unless they were going to die soon

Lolwut8 years ago

Just Stand Next To An Emo It Said The Person Closest To You

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago

It never said "mentally closest to you".So that means it can be random person.

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