you get to be happy for the rest of your life
but
someone closest to you can never be happy again
I will not


FlameBlaze8 years ago
The 50% who pressed the button are stupid egoistical assholes

SkylerRanker6 months ago
stop yapping prude. Im NOT a stupid egoostical and yet I pressed button BC I want to be happy.
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piplup7 years ago
Since you are always happy, then happiness won't be of any value, so you won't feel happy about feeling happy and you will feel like a robot that can only feel happiness- but you won't because you are brainwashed into feeling endless happiness and no other feelings.

ButtonPresser957 years ago
Parodox...

Tymberlejk8 years ago
I"d just go near Justin Bieber. Hopefully he'll suicide.

Hysteria5 years ago
this comment is really something.

SuuuuuperSuuuuuuuperSuuuupernatural8 years ago
No, this is horrible. 50 to 50 How can you be happy if someone, equally who, isn't because of you (I mean we're not talking about Donald Trump-if he would be the one... everything will change)?

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
He"d probably blame it on North Korea to wipe out all life in the Solar System
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Fordamemes5 years ago
me:jokes on you im all alone....forever my brain:no.. i think the jokes on you

dankmemes1018 years ago
*stands next to JB* *presses button*

dankmemes1018 years ago
Yeah. I have a link to the list if you want to check it out. http://imgur.com/FFxrQrp
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QueenK1019 years ago
Never going to say yes to this

BroBoxBeat9 years ago
"John why in the dumps"(😂)"my mom died"(😭)"aw so sad" (still smiling) "why are you smiling" "because I'm happy"

LeaveG9 years ago
But how can you be happy then?

Dilan9 years ago
Worth it

DrittvennenEplet7 years ago
Jokes on you! I'm already never going to be happy again.

thegardenofwho11 months ago
it's very interesting to me to see how selfish some people are

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago
Be sit next to your enemy . Now my enemy isn't happy :-)

soghzdliufhl8 years ago
People change. What if you fall in love with them, or if their not the sexuality you"re interested in, what if they become your closest friend. Trust me it happens a lot

Cutie4life5 years ago
But what if my the closest people to me being happy is the only thing that makes me happy then yeah....

JackyIsExtremelyWacky7 years ago
Just get your least favorite person, become extremely close to them, and then press the button so you can just be happy and they won't be.

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
Then I would just look like an asshole if I was at a funeral... *In a really cheerful tone* "Man, I'm it sucks bob died!" Guy I'm talking to: "Jeez, asshole..." *In a really cheerful tone* "No no, I'm serious!" Guy I'm talking to: -_-

camwinn4 years ago
Look"s like I'll never be happy again and always happy at the same time.

Slome_jelle8 years ago
What"s happy? Can I eat it?

Look4thestars7 years ago
How can I be happy is someone close to me isn’t?

Dederju1299 years ago
Pretty Much Once Upon A Time..

WryGoat9 years ago
Anyone who would do this is probably very unhappy. To that person: you deserve it you sick fuck.

virankeneth10 months ago
keep te button make a deprested friend press te button

soghzdliufhl8 years ago
Imagine being happy all the time and feeling no sadness. Like when someone dies you"re just sitting there smiling, and you can not feel that strange happy/sadness that makes you cry, and your heart is shattering yet you are happy. You won't be able to expe...[Show full comment]

Hysteria5 years ago
what if it was someone that was already dead or about to die

Spark_y_is_bad8 years ago
*travels reeeeeeeeally close to justin bieber*

someoneasking7 years ago
I probably can't remember what happiness feels like and I would never wish that on someone emotionally close or physically close unless they were going to die soon

Lolwut7 years ago
Just Stand Next To An Emo It Said The Person Closest To You

Yamcha,The Lone Wolf9 years ago
It never said "mentally closest to you".So that means it can be random person.

ShadowfangTC8 years ago
Glad the number went down on the ones who voted yes.

soghzdliufhl8 years ago
But all the people that voted didn't shrink the number that voted no just grew

AxisOliveYT4 years ago
hell N O

Jagged-Unicorn7 years ago
I'll never be happy knowing someone else isn't

rexafun128 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

takahashi017 years ago
You will never get my free will!

unholysamuria9 years ago
Hi

Kybo Tyk Rose9 years ago
Wouldn't having the closest person to you become miserable make you sad? The combination of the two make pressing the button a downside.

soghzdliufhl8 years ago
I don't get what you said, but I am the closest person to me, both mentally and physically so the two things cancel eachother out.

IKNOWINKWOWOWOWOOW7 months ago
if u acc care about that person u wont be happy

Whatamidoing38 years ago
*kicks yes button into a pit of fire* YOU CANT MAKE ANYONE SAD ANYMORE

Hysteria5 years ago
a microorganism that"s on my body is closest to me

Katerx8 years ago
Bad And stupid cuz One thing HOW WILL U BE HAPPY THEN U WILL NEVER BE HAPPYZ/ THAT IS STUPID BAD! LIKE IF U ARGEE

MadysonLeDonne7 years ago
the 31% who pressed it are so egoistic

DystopianResident7 years ago
Get next to Justin bieber

pandamania9 years ago
#First

JohanShiju4 years ago
*finds Kim Jong-Un* *pushes the button while I'm standing next to him, since he is the person standing closest to me*

JerryTheRock17387 years ago
Its down to 30%

DeltaRune14238 years ago
... Yeah no. *dunks the button into hell*

Alexyz7 years ago
I don't want my sister happy

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Wow such grammar much logic wow

WickedTomahawk9 years ago
Not worth never

Zaffr39 years ago
This is me and one of my friends in a nutshell.

X_H3rman_X4 months ago
I don't have close persons lol

and-peggy8 years ago
Sit next to somebody you hate, push button
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