Since you are always happy, then happiness won't be of any value, so you won't feel happy about feeling happy and you will feel like a robot that can only feel happiness- but you won't because you are brainwashed into feeling endless happiness and no other feelings.
ButtonPresser959 years ago
Parodox...
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Tymberlejk9 years ago
I"d just go near Justin Bieber. Hopefully he'll suicide.
Hysteria6 years ago
this comment is really something.
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SuuuuuperSuuuuuuuperSuuuupernatural10 years ago
No, this is horrible.
50 to 50
How can you be happy if someone, equally who, isn't because of you (I mean we're not talking about Donald Trump-if he would be the one... everything will change)?
TimmyTheHobo9 years ago
He"d probably blame it on North Korea to wipe out all life in the Solar System
"John why in the dumps"(😂)"my mom died"(ðŸ˜)"aw so sad" (still smiling) "why are you smiling" "because I'm happy"
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LeaveG10 years ago
But how can you be happy then?
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Dilan10 years ago
Worth it
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Look4thestars8 years ago
How can I be happy is someone close to me isn’t?
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Dederju12910 years ago
Pretty Much Once Upon A Time..
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WryGoat10 years ago
Anyone who would do this is probably very unhappy. To that person: you deserve it you sick fuck.
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virankeneth2 years ago
keep te button make a deprested friend press te button
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soghzdliufhl9 years ago
Imagine being happy all the time and feeling no sadness. Like when someone dies you"re just sitting there smiling, and you can not feel that strange happy/sadness that makes you cry, and your heart is shattering yet you are happy. You won't be able to expe...[Show full comment]
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Hysteria6 years ago
what if it was someone that was already dead or about to die
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Spark_y_is_bad10 years ago
*travels reeeeeeeeally close to justin bieber*
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someoneasking8 years ago
I probably can't remember what happiness feels like and I would never wish that on someone emotionally close or physically close unless they were going to die soon
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Lolwut9 years ago
Just Stand Next To An Emo
It Said The Person Closest To You
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Yamcha,The Lone Wolf10 years ago
It never said "mentally closest to you".So that means it can be random person.
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ShadowfangTC9 years ago
Glad the number went down on the ones who voted yes.
soghzdliufhl9 years ago
But all the people that voted didn't shrink the number that voted no just grew
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AxisOliveYT5 years ago
hell N O
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Jagged-Unicorn8 years ago
I'll never be happy knowing someone else isn't
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rexafun1210 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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takahashi019 years ago
You will never get my free will!
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unholysamuria10 years ago
Hi
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Whatamidoing39 years ago
*kicks yes button into a pit of fire* YOU CANT MAKE ANYONE SAD ANYMORE
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Kybo Tyk Rose10 years ago
Wouldn't having the closest person to you become miserable make you sad? The combination of the two make pressing the button a downside.
soghzdliufhl9 years ago
I don't get what you said, but I am the closest person to me, both mentally and physically so the two things cancel eachother out.
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IKNOWINKWOWOWOWOOW2 years ago
if u acc care about that person u wont be happy
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Hysteria6 years ago
a microorganism that"s on my body is closest to me
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Katerx9 years ago
Bad And stupid cuz One thing HOW WILL U BE HAPPY THEN U WILL NEVER BE HAPPYZ/ THAT IS STUPID BAD! LIKE IF U ARGEE
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MadysonLeDonne8 years ago
the 31% who pressed it are so egoistic
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DystopianResident9 years ago
Get next to Justin bieber
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PersonWhoExists503065 years ago
*finds Kim Jong-Un*
*pushes the button while I'm standing next to him, since he is the person standing closest to me*
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pandamania11 years ago
#First
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DeltaRune142310 years ago
... Yeah no. *dunks the button into hell*
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JerryTheRock17388 years ago
Its down to 30%
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Alexyz9 years ago
I don't want my sister happy
Kittenlover1018 years ago
Wow such grammar much logic wow
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WickedTomahawk10 years ago
Not worth never
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and-peggy9 years ago
Sit next to somebody you hate, push button
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Zaffr310 years ago
This is me and one of my friends in a nutshell.
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X_H3rman_X2 years ago
I don't have close persons lol
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Xile5239 years ago
Become super close to trump
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Reaper1018 years ago
I'm already depressed and I don't mind skip de button
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WolfRex9 years ago
I don't have anyone closer to me than others. I hate everyone equally
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DaNormalHuman3 years ago
fuck the whoever that closest guy is
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WeedCard9 years ago
That means laughing at a funeral
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mazmaz11 years ago
fuck you ^
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ThiccBoi697 years ago
My brother becomes sad. Oh well.
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Eldeuqe9 years ago
Doesn't say in terms of relationship or distance, nor does it say if distance, it would be from a deceased body so really, if you"re in a graveyard and you press the button you"d be happy for your life with no downsides because the dead person won't be hap...[Show full comment]
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