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You get a magical pet sloth who follows you around offering dry, witty commentary about things that happen.
but
You can only drink whiskey.
Next


Migdin18 years ago
Whiskey= whis + key, whis + kers = whiskers cats have whiskers, cats are pets, dogs are pets, in china you can eat dog, you can eat food. Food tastes delicious, keys are used to go inside rooms, hotels have nice rooms. = all food will bevome delicious like...[Show full comment]

jinjinjijiao2 months ago
我吃狗,谢谢。
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P0$H9 years ago
I don't drink

player123411 months ago
same
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Etharian9 years ago
I'd be dead before the hour was up.

SquirmWorm4 years ago
lol

Kevin Edward Leonard Burns12 years ago
Where is the downside?

Atuf4 years ago
You have to buy it by yourself
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Iosue_Draco5 years ago
If the sloth is magical it can make whiskey taste like anything you want it to.

BravadoCadoYT5 years ago
Absolute frickin win!

the_non-binary_pancake2 years ago
Alcohol poisoning.

Powerfulsl9 years ago
If whiskey wasn't a part of this, I'd press that button and name home Ross. XD

m-3 years ago
"i will name my home ross"
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Samantha Fleenor12 years ago
I'm pretty sure there is something in that whiskey making you see that sloth.

Cat_Spit7 years ago
Hahahha, bathsalts.
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Cephalord758 years ago
ANOTHER CUP

Gingereena52018 years ago
What"s the downside? 😂🔫

the_non-binary_pancake2 years ago
Alcohol poisoning.
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Mahar9 years ago
it doesn't say what type of whiskey it could be watered down and its still whiskey

TehRobinik9 years ago
Why are always the creators du*b as fu*k?!

Domsheit9 years ago
That's a fucking big downside. I hate whiskey and almost all alcohol

Casey Steuber12 years ago
Yeah this is a win/win.

the_non-binary_pancake2 years ago
Alcohol poisoning?

Kris Walker12 years ago
I get a magical talking sloth AND I can only drink whiskey the rest of my life? Where do I sign?

roversfan9 years ago
Your tombstone.

Yixing Zhang12 years ago
That's fine xD I want a magical pet sloth

JoshPericoloAx9 years ago
I already got this one

Mr. Stone10 years ago
Pet already died

marcuitos9 years ago
lemmy here i go

Mike90907 years ago
Erm I don't want any living thing that isn't supposed to talk to stalk me for ever and ever while talking to me WHILE I am drinking. I"d rather live a normal life.

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

derpendary9 years ago
where is the upside to this?

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
I'm underaged sooooo

Mykael Creo10 years ago
I like sloths, I like the idea of one being a sardonic magical bastard, I like whiskey. However, I wouldn't accept unless it were healthy for me to purely drink whiskey.

button9 years ago
Water!!!!!!!

player123411 months ago
I haven't tried whiskey before

viktormn10 years ago
no downside

dragonrampage9 years ago
What? I don't....I can't even.....

OddBaneOut4 years ago
NOOOOO

edgy8yearold10 years ago
I see no downside

Petr123908 years ago
I love the drink arizona So hell no

Tgk11 years ago
I don't even drink, so only having the option of whiskey is no burden to me!

LlamaDrama7 years ago
The second I saw the word sloth, I clicked it.

NDGPlatinum10 years ago
Downside?????

Hello18 years ago
cool

Wub and Tolerate12 years ago
so worth it !*LusterFlare*!

Abbie=Sans9 years ago
Skipping the whiskey...ROSS TIME lol jk he isn't a sloth

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swanfantasy7 years ago
I am not an alchoholist.

COUNTERLOGIC13510 years ago
im soviet Russia, I don't know, I pushed the button, im drunk XD

RootbeerPremium3 years ago
no downside?

Supr33mReplaiar10 years ago
Win/Win even tho im 11 ALCOHOL

DestinyButton8 years ago
Downside invalid.

Mr E11 years ago
I Can't legally drink

oldnotweak9 years ago
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Krusek8 years ago
So that"s why there"s a talking sloth following me everywhere.

Samuel Menezes12 years ago
Sounds classy.

Whodamie5 years ago
*looks at my big stuffed sloth animal* *whispers* This one was made for you~

Stersuprise10 years ago
That's a mental sloth.

huskyshouldlive9 years ago
Sounds like hallucinations...
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