Will You Press The Button?

235x012 months ago

I prefer Dihydrogen monoxide. Didn't press it, will you?

Migdin18 years ago

Whiskey= whis + key, whis + kers = whiskers cats have whiskers, cats are pets, dogs are pets, in china you can eat dog, you can eat food. Food tastes delicious, keys are used to go inside rooms, hotels have nice rooms. = all food will bevome delicious like...[Show full comment]

iserinina2 days ago

no we don't eat dogs=(

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P0$H9 years ago

I don't drink

player12348 months ago

same

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Etharian9 years ago

I'd be dead before the hour was up.

SquirmWorm4 years ago

lol

Kevin Edward Leonard Burns12 years ago

Where is the downside?

Atuf4 years ago

You have to buy it by yourself

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Iosue_Draco5 years ago

If the sloth is magical it can make whiskey taste like anything you want it to.

BravadoCadoYT5 years ago

Absolute frickin win!

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

Alcohol poisoning.

Powerfulsl9 years ago

If whiskey wasn't a part of this, I'd press that button and name home Ross. XD

m-3 years ago

"i will name my home ross"

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Samantha Fleenor12 years ago

I'm pretty sure there is something in that whiskey making you see that sloth.

Cat_Spit7 years ago

Hahahha, bathsalts.

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Cephalord758 years ago

ANOTHER CUP

Gingereena52018 years ago

What"s the downside? 😂🔫

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

Alcohol poisoning.

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Mahar8 years ago

it doesn't say what type of whiskey it could be watered down and its still whiskey

TehRobinik9 years ago

Why are always the creators du*b as fu*k?!

Domsheit9 years ago

That's a fucking big downside. I hate whiskey and almost all alcohol

Casey Steuber12 years ago

Yeah this is a win/win.

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

Alcohol poisoning?

Kris Walker12 years ago

I get a magical talking sloth AND I can only drink whiskey the rest of my life? Where do I sign?

roversfan9 years ago

Your tombstone.

Annawesome7 years ago

I'll drink extremely watered down whiskey

ShiningDawn10 years ago

I prefer to stay in control of myself.

Tbolinger769 years ago

Sounds like my Monday night

AliceDemera9 years ago

He'll be certainly annoying whatever

lolzers9 years ago

I see no downside

logicalandrealistic3 years ago

I'll probably die in 35 years, but hey... talking sloth!

kat:)9 years ago

No downside shown.

Realtor8 years ago

Whats the problem again?

fedoramaster91511 years ago

what is the downside?

Mr. Stone9 years ago

Pet already died

Yixing Zhang12 years ago

That's fine xD I want a magical pet sloth

JoshPericoloAx9 years ago

I already got this one

derpendary8 years ago

where is the upside to this?

marcuitos9 years ago

lemmy here i go

Mike90907 years ago

Erm I don't want any living thing that isn't supposed to talk to stalk me for ever and ever while talking to me WHILE I am drinking. I"d rather live a normal life.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

player12348 months ago

I haven't tried whiskey before

viktormn9 years ago

no downside

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

I'm underaged sooooo

Mykael Creo10 years ago

I like sloths, I like the idea of one being a sardonic magical bastard, I like whiskey. However, I wouldn't accept unless it were healthy for me to purely drink whiskey.

button9 years ago

Water!!!!!!!

Petr123908 years ago

I love the drink arizona So hell no

Tgk11 years ago

I don't even drink, so only having the option of whiskey is no burden to me!

dragonrampage9 years ago

What? I don't....I can't even.....

OddBaneOut3 years ago

NOOOOO

edgy8yearold9 years ago

I see no downside

Abbie=Sans9 years ago

Skipping the whiskey...ROSS TIME lol jk he isn't a sloth

LlamaDrama7 years ago

The second I saw the word sloth, I clicked it.

NDGPlatinum9 years ago

Downside?????

Hello18 years ago

cool

Wub and Tolerate12 years ago

so worth it !*LusterFlare*!

swanfantasy7 years ago

I am not an alchoholist.

COUNTERLOGIC13510 years ago

im soviet Russia, I don't know, I pushed the button, im drunk XD

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