I got 4 crushes in my life (not all at once, don't worry), and I only went to talk to the fourth one and she friendzoned me. So I never got a real girlfriend. My life is shit.
dedirake3 years ago
aww man, sorry to heard that..
Im familiar with some friendzoned experience aswell..
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LavaSeer7 years ago
I'll just manipulate the girls boyfriend. Problem solved
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Puzka8 years ago
Im almost 100% sure that this was made by a teenage girl
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BLUEDRAGON17 years ago
Only true love can suffice.
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Sammytraptor7 years ago
make the other man love you
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Jenanimation8 years ago
Yah why these always so sexist
Drew7145445 years ago
Its not, its just targeted for a specific audience.
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VICIOUSspyder8 years ago
The negative side is already happening.
GangsternauwL8 years ago
:ε I feel u
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JLinXtreme88 years ago
What if my mother is the one I truly love
Idonthaveagoodusername8 years ago
i think that may be incest
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TheHappyTyranid9 years ago
I know this sounds gross, but I can make the man fall in love with me so threesome. po
Worth it!
TEMMIECHAT8 years ago
I love how you meant to put So but instead you accidently put Po and then the rn glitch came along and screwed you over
Make them break up by manipulating the man/woman to love you then you two can be together LOOPHOLES
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Axolotlboi7 years ago
Why do I have a crush on a gay guy?
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Taschenraupe10 years ago
who care sabout this bitch when i can have anyone xD
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ARandomPerson_8 years ago
So You"re saying my crush is gay.
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dogelordmlgpro7 years ago
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Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
i'm a girl :T -uses it on some random cute guy-
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ThaBombers8 years ago
Jokes on you mate
No one loves me
Not even my mother
HAUAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA, idiot
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Survival Toast9 years ago
I love two girls. worth it
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Lokizt 9 years ago
Loophole, I love no one!
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the_non-binary_pancakelast year
Polygamy?
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Bozworth83049 years ago
materialistic fake love FTW
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Zanscape8 years ago
Hey at least I would know who "I truly love."
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Saarthakgoel5 years ago
I truly love my mom
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YO SHIRLEY9 years ago
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MarkWolcott8 years ago
Eeee
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Good God A Bear11 years ago
Seems like a win to me
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Robyn_Soto8 years ago
Yey this is easy
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DoctorDonna9 years ago
Well, unless my true love is bisexual (which he probably isnt, statisticly speaking) I would probably have a good chance of winning him over... Unless he is gay, in which case I wouldnt be able to get anywhere with him anyways.
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Olivar7 years ago
Ummmmm.... I don't have a girlfriend.
:P
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ArcaneDust9 years ago
your interests change so it won't be that long before its another humans... unless u be one of u creepz whu haz it out for animalz
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gamandy2 months ago
simple, make the other man love you
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Radiant Eclipse9 years ago
Then what's the point?
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Evan Lang12 years ago
lure her with jealousy...
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poomkun9 years ago
I have one love and I don't want to lose my love.
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dankmemes1018 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from a pathetic fuckwad named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punish...[Show full comment]
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