No, I have commitment issues and have never wanted to get married or kids. My path is one that I must walk alone, but I'm okay with that.
If you haven't guessed I'm sad right now.
LazyPayday7 years ago
I'm sorry but I couldn't help but read this while thinking of a main character looking into the sky with his fist clinched while heroic/sad music played in the background.
Thatβs how P.T Barnum lived before he started the circus
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Killerpie9 years ago
But what happened when we don't like them anymore?
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megalot9 years ago
My definition of poor lifestyle is living life as a bum where my super hot, super capable wife, with a fetish for useless good-for-nothings, works for me faithfully while I stay at home and live the unhealthy lifestyle of playing video games all day and having sex with my hot wife all night.
HowDareYou9 years ago
Living poorly probably means your can't afford video games.. unless that's what you spend your welfare check on. Goodbye food!
I like/love Kristen Bell so I am fine with it too.
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Chris___Jlast year
That relationship would end quickly
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Minegamer3009 years ago
G
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Winswins228 years ago
But then my friend wins the lottery and buys me and my wife a house. I still have no money so I'm technically still poor. My friend pays all the bills because he is genorous. Problem solved.
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mightycax9 years ago
marry a celeb than get money from him :D
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Huckabeej124 9 years ago
Ok I will
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eternalslumber 9 years ago
least i got the love of my life <3
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Markus Jonas Osmy12 years ago
Alright
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TrinityPadill19879 years ago
I would do anything :/ plus it doesn't say forever
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heart-scoper9 years ago
Only you have to be poor not yout husband or wife or kids
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SlimeustasTheSlimeKing8 years ago
The person I love is an all powerful god that can reverse the effects of the downside
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greyassasain9 years ago
What if she already wants to marry me?
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tacticalwolf79 years ago
ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five...[Show full comment]
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Ray Marc9 years ago
What if the person i love is rich. Problem Solved?
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Ipressstuff7 years ago
Then just ask Bruce Wayne for some π°π°π°. He will maybe give you all of π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°π°! Loophole
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Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
My life right here
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H20 Delirious 9 years ago
That's my parents life so nah
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Anaofthedead9 years ago
I don't want to have children I just want to be with them!
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badger face 9 years ago
As long as you're happy it doesn't matter if u have money
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seemnslegit1239 years ago
https://youtu.be/PV4VAhx1Tg8 Guys i really need help to get my youtube channel grow :/ i use a lot of time to edit my videos and if you'd just watch even one of them and give me feedback it would be awesome :) Thanks everyone and have a nice day! oh and if...[Show full comment]
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Minegamer3009 years ago
Life right now yo have to indmit
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foxfire2308 years ago
All that matters is that its someone you love and they love you back as long as you are happy its perfectly fine to be poor
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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tacticalwolf79 years ago
ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five...[Show full comment]
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wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken8 years ago
Ummm what if neither of us could truly have our own children because we"re both females? Adopt?
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WillYouPressTheButtonTHO9 years ago
What If She A B*tch tho
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ANTYTERORYSTA039 years ago
yeah
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tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson
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ZeusOmega119 years ago
Im going to half to get an extra big cardboard box
I'll probably live poorly anyway, might as well get something out of it. Also, I don't like/love anybody right now, so can I just choose someone and we'll automatically be in love? XD
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Xxsilentdartxx9 years ago
Push the botton
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CharlieRoseCat9 years ago
okay... but.... just thinking... the person I like and I can't really reproduce... as we are both of the female sex.... and we probably wouldn't be able to adopt.... but okay... I'll just stop making this complicated
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Alex Stevens9 years ago
Maybe me and my wife can live together forever in an A4 box!
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