Will You Press The Button?

nathanfish19988 years ago

Hitler"s mustache ripped from his cold, dead body, and placed in my possession? I am going to hang the thing on my wall with a little golden engraved plate on it that says "the mustache of a psycho. May his soul burn, if he had one in the 1st place".

bro_jessie9 years ago

I pressed it because Im hoping a moustacheless Hitler will deliver me the money.

Loophole man9 years ago

Best comment right here.

Cryptic_Fenrir3 years ago

Where downside?

Nida Shahid12 years ago

it doesn't say anything about not being able to shave it off every night

ZhanLong7 years ago

Or you start to wear suit and melon hat and emulate Charlie Chaplin. Better a beloved actor than a dictator.

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TeamKobus28 years ago

Shave it. Or let it grow, let it grow.

dankmemes1018 years ago

LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE

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Thebouncydragon8 years ago

but i have 2 pillows, so i get 2000 dollars instead? sweet. :3

Ggggggsfhulast year

Great but I have 7 (°.°) />🎁

Cris01229 years ago

WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE

AMURICA 9 years ago

It would be nice to have something as valuable as Hitler's mustache. (Cough cough Ebay)

Domingo Berlanga12 years ago

So you're telling me I get $1000 dollars every night and I have Hitlers mustache hanging from a frame on my wall?

Afawawa124 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

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DragonPotatoUnicorn7 years ago

I pressed the button (even though I’m a girl) because you can just shave it off

WheresTheFoodBitch7 years ago

Spend a dollar on a razor and ya still have $999 for the day

Derek57857 years ago

It doesn't say the moustache is on you. It could be in a container

Craig Craig-Chicken12 years ago

Tell people you're a Charlie Chaplin lookalike.

Cory Dodt12 years ago

Fake mustache added to the sides of the Hitler mustache. Mustache camouflage.

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

well... it was a pretty swagarific stache

ThePaulDude4 years ago

You do know who Hitler is right?

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Steffen Beermann12 years ago

i'll just grow a beard around hitler's stache

Kye Plakhtienko12 years ago

I will become a charlie chaplin impersonator

Drwaffle236 years ago

I see this as an absolute win!

TheRisingSun179 years ago

But it never says on me

creatingHavoc4139 years ago

Shaver. Boom. Done.

MinkoandorDemeter7 years ago

I amswered this 2 times. I get $2000 every night under my pillow now!

Imagine159 years ago

Shave it.

Boomkaboom110 years ago

Where's the downside?

diebuegomlast year

It´s not very bad

StupidSkull8 years ago

guess shaving was a good thing

molly.walsh_9 years ago

i will just shave it off

Ryan Swadley12 years ago

shave it off

TheKing648 years ago

Can't you just shave it off?

Waphun9 years ago

I would shave it off OR wear a mask!

AcidApricots10 years ago

What about for girls? Because that might suck... For guys just grow a larger beard and mustache around it. BOOM. Loopholes galore.

AERS453 years ago

I shave it

Migdin18 years ago

Thanks for hitlers mustach hanging on my wall,

The Doctor_9 years ago

Just shave

spirit_of_fire7 years ago

Just fucking shave

Finley9 years ago

Booooooooo pooo

magiawizard9 years ago

I see no down side so I get $1000 and Hitlers moustache in a frame WIN WIN

Crazzygamer164 years ago

Doesn't say you can just shave it

katiepie7588 years ago

I'm a girl

MrAyedzMC9 years ago

Just cut it off

MonoCraeta7 years ago

Shave

Loophole man9 years ago

Hitler's moustache was FABULOUS

shadowcat5410 years ago

U can shave for a reason

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Its a mustache so wat

Swegmast0r9 years ago

Shaving is the answer

MDS_Dan10 years ago

He never said we had to grow Hitler's moustache...

Danniboy12347 years ago

1. Shave the moustache off or keep it if you like it. 2. Buy hundreds of pillows. 3. Become a millionaire within a few weeks.

coolmoya9 years ago

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Elf-Lord-Elphias10 years ago

Dunno if you heard, but there's this thing called a razor--

catsuppooprainbows8 years ago

Where is the downside?

MatanGG9 years ago

SHAVE IT

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