You remain in perfect physical health and condition for the rest of your natural life.
but
You gain a random, permanent mental illness.
I will not

troubleofpersonnality 10 years ago
I already have one...

LoG_PiE 3 years ago
Amen brother
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Shadowdash120 10 years ago
I can't be in perfect health if I have an illness. Stupid question.

TheBraveKnight 9 years ago
I know I said NO
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AlexBrown 9 years ago
A mental illness? I hope depression is a choice because I already have major depression.

Duolingo 4 months ago
Cut my life into piecesThis is my last resortSuffocationNo breathingDon't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleedingThis is my last resortCut my life into piecesI've reached my last resortSuffocation, no breathingDon't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleedingDo yo... [Show full comment]
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fadingcloudxcatz 10 years ago
not taking the risk.....

Mai-chan 9 years ago
I already have a mental illness.

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
I can choose,right? It didn't say I can't choose the illness.It would be ADD because it's the only curable mental illness that I know of.

Sunset-shimmer7 6 years ago
Add is not curable, if is treatable, but it is always there, take it from someone who has it
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GayNerd 10 years ago
Hmmm, I already have anxiety and depression, but no one said you couldn't have a cureable illness.

Duolingo 4 months ago
It said it was permanent
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ShadyBatman 10 years ago
I would be just like Jim Carrey in Me, Myself, and Irene

SugarHype131 10 years ago
... which irene? :D

carnelianHammer 10 years ago
The downside is too risky. It doesn't matter if my physical health is good if I get some completely disabling mental ilness.

oldnotweak 10 years ago
if you are a quadriplegic or suffer some life destroying sickness... then yeah its worth that minor risk

Chloe_Spamton 9 months ago
atp i'm just collecting them like pokemon cards

Killaboi936 9 years ago
You could get adhd

FlashPlaysEverything 4 years ago
Alr have multiple

Docile 9 years ago
Cancer is random and inevitable. No downside

Lithium Bromide 10 years ago
No. Look what Stephen Hawkings brought good to the world.

Red1007 9 years ago
Wait, if im in perfect physical health and condition, it just cancels out the illness

ninjanatethegreat 6 years ago
Jokes on you, I already have a serious mental illness called Dumbass Syndrome, or DBS for short!

DustyRose 8 years ago
Does bipolr count

123ludwig 9 years ago
Already have adhd so no diffrence Also suicide thougts so not gona gain any downsides

BloodyBladeY 10 years ago
I alread have that

feicheng 3 years ago
I already have one...

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago
Mental disibilities have to do with physical damage or miscreated/altered pieces of the brain. Paradox.

UntrustfulPotato 5 years ago
I have several mental illnesses and it depends which one, though I guess it"s random which also means unspecified? I have so questions, when is it randomised? If it"s randomised before you make the option, do you know which illness, I'm assuming not since ... [Show full comment]

BlueBlade 7 years ago
Which one will it be this time?

CHRISrockSTAR22 9 years ago
" wtf

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago
I already have one tho... so we"re good!!!

itchman01 10 years ago
Already got one so I'm safe

meatloave 6 months ago
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TheFurryGamer 10 years ago
But it says perfect physical and perfect condition meaning, you're unable to get a mental disability.

JDiguess 4 years ago
bro if i end up with DID i would literally just be fucking moon knight

TrueRenegade 9 years ago
*presses buttonz nothing changes

ColeCannoli 6 years ago
Dude I have half the dictionary. I’ve seriously lost track at this point

IAmGod451 9 years ago
Haha jokes on you I already have like 3 of those

Henry McCliff 10 years ago
Can i have ADHD please? Then i won't be that freaking slow anymore...

EMPTYENDER11 8 years ago
I have enough mental illnesses!

AdrieneTheDarkestHorse 2 years ago
This is already my life, except x4 Buddy you're making this better for me I would not wish these upon anybody else tho, my life is a constant struggle and I'm technically not supposed to be alive but whatever I don't care what God planned for me, I am still alive

warioandwaluigi 9 years ago
Wtf

randomjax 10 years ago
Mental health... Your brain is physically part of you and most mental illnesses cause changes to the way the brain acts and reacts to things. So this button is flawed.

Seapony 9 years ago
I already have a mental illness that I can work around quite effectively. And I know of another illness that I could work around in a similar manner, And I have way too many medical problems already. So I basically get healed. The choice is obvious.

DimitrySbalocio 10 years ago
Una enfermedad mental permanente no vale el tener una perfecta salud fisica (Que por cierto se puede obtener simplemente cuidandote)

TheFurryGamer 10 years ago
Ohhh so taco

UntrustfulPotato 5 years ago
Also why are people saying in the comments "does [blank] count" 1. Probably yes if it has "Disorder" in the official name 2. YOU"RE NOT CHOOSING THE FU-

GumdropG 6 years ago
I already have ADHD so i geuss I will cope

FlyingPages 9 years ago
already have a mental illness. So f*** u

MCR-BTS_Fishie 9 years ago
Well I already have depression and ADHD, and if the definition of "perfectly healthy" means mentally and physically stable then come to my conclusive, hold on let me run the numbers again... This questions is dumb.

ravebrain 10 years ago
will i still get one if i already have 4 ?

kriskross 4 years ago
eh i already have several mental illnesses already, one more seriously won’t hurt, plus i won’t get colds or papercuts!!

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Does depression count?

Kittycatmew1234 6 years ago
MENTAL ILLNESS NOT HEALTH

kittenlover 9 years ago
i chose ilness of love (REAL)

dankmemes101 9 years ago
You can't choose.

StormyAnne 10 years ago
I couldn't do this. I value my mind too much to have it messed with.

The_muse 8 years ago
just went from sociopath to efficient sociopath
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