A mental illness? I hope depression is a choice because I already have major depression.
Duolingo4 months ago
Cut my life into piecesThis is my last resortSuffocationNo breathingDon't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleedingThis is my last resortCut my life into piecesI've reached my last resortSuffocation, no breathingDon't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleedingDo yo...[Show full comment]
I would be just like Jim Carrey in Me, Myself, and Irene
SugarHype13110 years ago
... which irene? :D
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carnelianHammer10 years ago
The downside is too risky. It doesn't matter if my physical health is good if I get some completely disabling mental ilness.
oldnotweak10 years ago
if you are a quadriplegic or suffer some life destroying sickness... then yeah its worth that minor risk
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Chloe_Spamton9 months ago
atp i'm just collecting them like pokemon cards
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Killaboi9369 years ago
You could get adhd
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FlashPlaysEverything4 years ago
Alr have multiple
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Docile9 years ago
Cancer is random and inevitable. No downside
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Lithium Bromide10 years ago
No. Look what Stephen Hawkings brought good to the world.
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Red10079 years ago
Wait, if im in perfect physical health and condition, it just cancels out the illness
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ninjanatethegreat6 years ago
Jokes on you, I already have a serious mental illness called Dumbass Syndrome, or DBS for short!
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DustyRose8 years ago
Does bipolr count
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123ludwig9 years ago
Already have adhd so no diffrence
Also suicide thougts so not gona gain any downsides
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BloodyBladeY10 years ago
I alread have that
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feicheng3 years ago
I already have one...
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Thomas_Tinkerton9 years ago
Mental disibilities have to do with physical damage or miscreated/altered pieces of the brain. Paradox.
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UntrustfulPotato5 years ago
I have several mental illnesses and it depends which one, though I guess it"s random which also means unspecified? I have so questions, when is it randomised? If it"s randomised before you make the option, do you know which illness, I'm assuming not since ...[Show full comment]
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BlueBlade7 years ago
Which one will it be this time?
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CHRISrockSTAR229 years ago
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wtf
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Weirdo_artist9 years ago
I already have one tho... so we"re good!!!
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itchman0110 years ago
Already got one so I'm safe
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meatloave6 months ago
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TheFurryGamer10 years ago
But it says perfect physical and perfect condition meaning, you're unable to get a mental disability.
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JDiguess4 years ago
bro if i end up with DID i would literally just be fucking moon knight
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TrueRenegade9 years ago
*presses buttonz nothing changes
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ColeCannoli6 years ago
Dude I have half the dictionary. I’ve seriously lost track at this point
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IAmGod4519 years ago
Haha jokes on you I already have like 3 of those
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Henry McCliff10 years ago
Can i have ADHD please? Then i won't be that freaking slow anymore...
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EMPTYENDER118 years ago
I have enough mental illnesses!
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AdrieneTheDarkestHorse2 years ago
This is already my life, except x4
Buddy you're making this better for me
I would not wish these upon anybody else tho, my life is a constant struggle and I'm technically not supposed to be alive but whatever I don't care what God planned for me, I am still alive
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warioandwaluigi9 years ago
Wtf
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randomjax10 years ago
Mental health... Your brain is physically part of you and most mental illnesses cause changes to the way the brain acts and reacts to things. So this button is flawed.
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Seapony9 years ago
I already have a mental illness that I can work around quite effectively. And I know of another illness that I could work around in a similar manner,
And I have way too many medical problems already. So I basically get healed. The choice is obvious.
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DimitrySbalocio10 years ago
Una enfermedad mental permanente no vale el tener una perfecta salud fisica (Que por cierto se puede obtener simplemente cuidandote)
TheFurryGamer10 years ago
Ohhh so taco
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UntrustfulPotato5 years ago
Also why are people saying in the comments "does [blank] count" 1. Probably yes if it has "Disorder" in the official name 2. YOU"RE NOT CHOOSING THE FU-
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GumdropG6 years ago
I already have ADHD so i geuss I will cope
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FlyingPages9 years ago
already have a mental illness. So f*** u
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MCR-BTS_Fishie9 years ago
Well I already have depression and ADHD, and if the definition of "perfectly healthy" means mentally and physically stable then come to my conclusive, hold on let me run the numbers again... This questions is dumb.
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ravebrain10 years ago
will i still get one if i already have 4 ?
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kriskross4 years ago
eh i already have several mental illnesses already, one more seriously won’t hurt, plus i won’t get colds or papercuts!!
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dankmemes1019 years ago
Does depression count?
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Kittycatmew12346 years ago
MENTAL ILLNESS NOT HEALTH
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kittenlover9 years ago
i chose ilness of love (REAL)
dankmemes1019 years ago
You can't choose.
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StormyAnne10 years ago
I couldn't do this. I value my mind too much to have it messed with.
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